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Best part of being a man is having a dick and balls. Reasons as follows:
1.) Piss standing up.
2.) No PMS
3.) Masturbation amongst men isn't considered nasty and gross like if a woman did it.
4.) A man can go shirtless in the summer without being arrested for indecency
5.)Pissing while in a vehicle is very easy. 6.) The unexpected boner maybe embarrassing but goes away, but starting a period early without sanitary napkins is harder to hide and does go away as easy. 7.) Men do all the fucking. 8.) Men will never fill the pain of child birth nor the discomforts of pregnancy. 9.) If a man doesn't shave his pubes he just looks more manly, but when a woman don't she looks nasty and less feminine. 10.) If a man gets embarrassed by being naked in front of other people he can easily cover his dick and balls with his hands. Some guys need both hands and others just need one. Rare times his hands don't cover all of his dick and balls because they're too big. Now women caught nude they have to cover their tits and pussy which separates the hands and is more revealing. Also, seeing an embarrassed naked man is far more funnier than an embarrassed naked woman. Idk why but it's true.
1.) Piss standing up.
2.) No PMS
3.) Masturbation amongst men isn't considered nasty and gross like if a woman did it.
4.) A man can go shirtless in the summer without being arrested for indecency
5.)Pissing while in a vehicle is very easy. 6.) The unexpected boner maybe embarrassing but goes away, but starting a period early without sanitary napkins is harder to hide and does go away as easy. 7.) Men do all the fucking. 8.) Men will never fill the pain of child birth nor the discomforts of pregnancy. 9.) If a man doesn't shave his pubes he just looks more manly, but when a woman don't she looks nasty and less feminine. 10.) If a man gets embarrassed by being naked in front of other people he can easily cover his dick and balls with his hands. Some guys need both hands and others just need one. Rare times his hands don't cover all of his dick and balls because they're too big. Now women caught nude they have to cover their tits and pussy which separates the hands and is more revealing. Also, seeing an embarrassed naked man is far more funnier than an embarrassed naked woman. Idk why but it's true.
Grateful not to be vagina-impaired.
