thirteenbyseven
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In the interests of full-disclosure, I once accompanied my older Ohio relatives to a Sunday dinner at Cathedral Buffett. They had lamented the closure of other similar northeast Ohio eateries like Belden Buffet, leaving this place as their only option. For those who've never experienced an all-you-can-eat buffet outside of Las Vegas, it's eye-opening.
They advised me to wear my Sunday best as-if I were taking my wife out to a Ruth's Chris steakhouse. Second, I should not crack any derogatory religious jokes. So with that in mind I assumed a serene, vacant, blissful expression throughout the meal as-if I were playing a role in the original Star Trek episode "Return of the Archons." "Pease, joy and tranquility to you. Landru sees all." The food wasn't bad either, but I've never seen so many rural Ohioans who looked like Mama June and Honey Boo Boo in my life.
A little Ernest goes a long way:
They advised me to wear my Sunday best as-if I were taking my wife out to a Ruth's Chris steakhouse. Second, I should not crack any derogatory religious jokes. So with that in mind I assumed a serene, vacant, blissful expression throughout the meal as-if I were playing a role in the original Star Trek episode "Return of the Archons." "Pease, joy and tranquility to you. Landru sees all." The food wasn't bad either, but I've never seen so many rural Ohioans who looked like Mama June and Honey Boo Boo in my life.
A little Ernest goes a long way: