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I had been dreading this past weekend for so long.
My only nephew has graduated high school and I missed the ceremony because of work and I was determined to make the party. Beer would be flowing, thanks to my brother and food would be great, since my sister-in-law and her family did the cooking. I knew I just HAD to go, but I was still dreading it.
I haven't been home much since the pandemic and I also hadn't been home in a while because I hate the trashy area I am from and the "mouth-breathers" (as my best friend calls them) in that particular part of the country. Ugh. I hated the idea of it, but I made a promise to the kid and I had to keep it.
Getting there was not a problem. Driving there is all highway and boredom, so I spent most of it lost in thought and fantastic daydreams of sex. Since 2020 was a bust, I hadn't been with anyone, because I was just too nervous and only recently had some guy over to suck me off and that wasn't too great. Too teethy. Fuck. Work kept me super busy with early meetings and late night prepping for the next day's meetings. By the time I got home, I didn't even have the energy to beat off.
While I drove, I did have the time to edge my cock a little, but the goddamn tractor trailers just kept coming out of nowhere! One of them did catch me and he blew his horn, rolled down his window and yelled, "Nice cock!" before speeding off.
He wasn't wrong. I have a pretty nice cock. I am 6.5 and girthy with a nice mushroom head that likes the underside of it kissed.
I finally got to the picnic grove area and put my cock away. I took a breath and slapped a smile on, took a quick hit from my one-hitter and got out of the car. That was the easy part. Now: Relatives.
I made my way around the party in expert, serpentine movements. I didn't lag too long with any particular person and this way, they didn't know I was high or that I couldn't stand them.
My immediate family was awesome and we hugged and laughed and I had a genuinely good time with them. Even my bitch of a sister-in-law was fun. I scanned the tables for people I hadn't seen and someone came into my sights that I hadn't seen before. I asked my sister-in-law who he was and she said that his name is Brendan and he's Josh's dad. Josh was on the volleyball team with my nephew and I knew which one he was only because when he walked by, I almost spit out my beer. He was gorgeous and tall and tan and 16...nevermind on that one. Jail. Bait. I could see the resemblance between them. Brendan was about 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with the strongest jawline I have ever seen and the most piercing green eyes. At the moment I saw him, my sister-in-law mentioned that all the mothers are secretly in love with him and I said that I don't blame them a bit. As if he heard me, he turned and locked eyes with me and smiled. Immediately hard and with a skip to my heartbeat, I turned away and went to get another drink.
I stood over by the beer taps and took a beat to let my cock cool down. The absolute last thing I needed was to be lusting over another straight guy in my life. I have had enough of that experience to last me forever. I sipped the beer and made small talk with another aunt that I can't stand and from behind me I heard a deep voice say, "Excuse me, can I slide in here?" I turned and there he was. My eyes were at chest level with him and I could almost make out the traces of cologne that he wore, escaping through his open shirt which exposed a light dusting of hair. I slowly looked up and he had a cock-eyed smile and those damn beautiful eyes were looking at me. I didn't know what to do. I was stunned by this beast of a man, I didn't respond. He looked at me and said, "Can I slide in here?" and my cock almost jumped off my body.
"Can you slide in where?" was all I could think of to say. I thought it was funny. I mean, I KNEW where I wanted him to slide, but...
"I wanted to get a beer and I have to squeeze between you and the tap, if that is ok". Damnit. He didn't get the joke and now, I looked like an idiot. I gestured for him to get where he needed to go and I slowly slinked away, trying to not die from embarrassment.
I made my way to another group of family that I had to show some face to and I felt a slight tap on the shoulder. I turned and there he was again, just as uncomfortably close as before and making my cock swell in my pants to the point of pain. "Hi", he said. "I'm Brendan. You must be Michael's brother, right? You look a little alike."
I cleared my throat which had NEVER been drier in my life, sipped my beer and tried to think of anything witty or cool to say, but all that came out was, "Yep."
(Yep. Yep? YEP!?!?!?!?! What the hell is wrong with me!?!)
He looked bored almost instantly and I could see him looking around the party for someone else to make eye contact with to get him out of this situation. I knew I had to redeem myself and I closed my eyes and took a breath and said, "I am sorry. I didn't mean that to sound so cold. I'm a little stoned." He looked at me and I could see the lines by his eyes crease up and he let out an explosion of laughter. His giant hand clapped my shoulder and I almost spilled my drink. "You ARE funny! Your brother said you were." He laughed a little more and sat down at a table, motioning for me to join him. I sat and tried to not be as high as I was, because in a social situation where I am uncomfortable AND high, I tend to say the wrong things.
We started talking and the flow was INSANE! He was smart (high-level executive with a bank), sweet (mentioning his kids with so much love and admiration), heart-warming (he coaches all of his kid's teams) and genuine (could't have been more present when I was talking). I found myself understanding why all the other moms around were lusting after him. He was a total stud and the whole package. Lucky wife!
We talked for what seemed like an eternity about my life in the city and the excitement of living there. He has always been in the country and grew up on a dairy farm that his family still owns. He loves the country life, but he said how he had always dreamed about going to the city and living that kind of life, even for one day. Before I could stop the words, I said, "You can come visit me and stay at my place, if you like". I tried to mentally reach out and put the words back into my mouth, but they were already out there...flying around in the air towards his perfect ears. He looked right into my eyes, placed his hand on my knee, grinned and said, "But what would I do with my wife?". I didn't know what to do. I looked him in the eyes and said, "Hey! I am supposed to be the funny one, remember?" We both laughed and I excused myself to find a bathroom to splash some water on my face and maybe get some clarity on the massive crush I was developing on this man.
My only nephew has graduated high school and I missed the ceremony because of work and I was determined to make the party. Beer would be flowing, thanks to my brother and food would be great, since my sister-in-law and her family did the cooking. I knew I just HAD to go, but I was still dreading it.
I haven't been home much since the pandemic and I also hadn't been home in a while because I hate the trashy area I am from and the "mouth-breathers" (as my best friend calls them) in that particular part of the country. Ugh. I hated the idea of it, but I made a promise to the kid and I had to keep it.
Getting there was not a problem. Driving there is all highway and boredom, so I spent most of it lost in thought and fantastic daydreams of sex. Since 2020 was a bust, I hadn't been with anyone, because I was just too nervous and only recently had some guy over to suck me off and that wasn't too great. Too teethy. Fuck. Work kept me super busy with early meetings and late night prepping for the next day's meetings. By the time I got home, I didn't even have the energy to beat off.
While I drove, I did have the time to edge my cock a little, but the goddamn tractor trailers just kept coming out of nowhere! One of them did catch me and he blew his horn, rolled down his window and yelled, "Nice cock!" before speeding off.
He wasn't wrong. I have a pretty nice cock. I am 6.5 and girthy with a nice mushroom head that likes the underside of it kissed.
I finally got to the picnic grove area and put my cock away. I took a breath and slapped a smile on, took a quick hit from my one-hitter and got out of the car. That was the easy part. Now: Relatives.
I made my way around the party in expert, serpentine movements. I didn't lag too long with any particular person and this way, they didn't know I was high or that I couldn't stand them.
My immediate family was awesome and we hugged and laughed and I had a genuinely good time with them. Even my bitch of a sister-in-law was fun. I scanned the tables for people I hadn't seen and someone came into my sights that I hadn't seen before. I asked my sister-in-law who he was and she said that his name is Brendan and he's Josh's dad. Josh was on the volleyball team with my nephew and I knew which one he was only because when he walked by, I almost spit out my beer. He was gorgeous and tall and tan and 16...nevermind on that one. Jail. Bait. I could see the resemblance between them. Brendan was about 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with the strongest jawline I have ever seen and the most piercing green eyes. At the moment I saw him, my sister-in-law mentioned that all the mothers are secretly in love with him and I said that I don't blame them a bit. As if he heard me, he turned and locked eyes with me and smiled. Immediately hard and with a skip to my heartbeat, I turned away and went to get another drink.
I stood over by the beer taps and took a beat to let my cock cool down. The absolute last thing I needed was to be lusting over another straight guy in my life. I have had enough of that experience to last me forever. I sipped the beer and made small talk with another aunt that I can't stand and from behind me I heard a deep voice say, "Excuse me, can I slide in here?" I turned and there he was. My eyes were at chest level with him and I could almost make out the traces of cologne that he wore, escaping through his open shirt which exposed a light dusting of hair. I slowly looked up and he had a cock-eyed smile and those damn beautiful eyes were looking at me. I didn't know what to do. I was stunned by this beast of a man, I didn't respond. He looked at me and said, "Can I slide in here?" and my cock almost jumped off my body.
"Can you slide in where?" was all I could think of to say. I thought it was funny. I mean, I KNEW where I wanted him to slide, but...
"I wanted to get a beer and I have to squeeze between you and the tap, if that is ok". Damnit. He didn't get the joke and now, I looked like an idiot. I gestured for him to get where he needed to go and I slowly slinked away, trying to not die from embarrassment.
I made my way to another group of family that I had to show some face to and I felt a slight tap on the shoulder. I turned and there he was again, just as uncomfortably close as before and making my cock swell in my pants to the point of pain. "Hi", he said. "I'm Brendan. You must be Michael's brother, right? You look a little alike."
I cleared my throat which had NEVER been drier in my life, sipped my beer and tried to think of anything witty or cool to say, but all that came out was, "Yep."
(Yep. Yep? YEP!?!?!?!?! What the hell is wrong with me!?!)
He looked bored almost instantly and I could see him looking around the party for someone else to make eye contact with to get him out of this situation. I knew I had to redeem myself and I closed my eyes and took a breath and said, "I am sorry. I didn't mean that to sound so cold. I'm a little stoned." He looked at me and I could see the lines by his eyes crease up and he let out an explosion of laughter. His giant hand clapped my shoulder and I almost spilled my drink. "You ARE funny! Your brother said you were." He laughed a little more and sat down at a table, motioning for me to join him. I sat and tried to not be as high as I was, because in a social situation where I am uncomfortable AND high, I tend to say the wrong things.
We started talking and the flow was INSANE! He was smart (high-level executive with a bank), sweet (mentioning his kids with so much love and admiration), heart-warming (he coaches all of his kid's teams) and genuine (could't have been more present when I was talking). I found myself understanding why all the other moms around were lusting after him. He was a total stud and the whole package. Lucky wife!
We talked for what seemed like an eternity about my life in the city and the excitement of living there. He has always been in the country and grew up on a dairy farm that his family still owns. He loves the country life, but he said how he had always dreamed about going to the city and living that kind of life, even for one day. Before I could stop the words, I said, "You can come visit me and stay at my place, if you like". I tried to mentally reach out and put the words back into my mouth, but they were already out there...flying around in the air towards his perfect ears. He looked right into my eyes, placed his hand on my knee, grinned and said, "But what would I do with my wife?". I didn't know what to do. I looked him in the eyes and said, "Hey! I am supposed to be the funny one, remember?" We both laughed and I excused myself to find a bathroom to splash some water on my face and maybe get some clarity on the massive crush I was developing on this man.