The Three Tent Test

[BUSTERHYMAN]

A white man is captured by an Indian tribe. The chief of the tribe tells the man "we'll let you live if you can pass the Three Tent Test." The white man agrees very quickly, and then asks what the test actually is.​

The chief says "we have 3 teepees lined up here. In the first teepee is a jar of our finest fire water, some moonshine. You have to chug it. In the second teepee is a bear. You have to kill it. In the third teepee is the ugliest squaw in our tribe. You have to fuck her. If you can pass, then you're free to go."

The white man goes into the first tent, and comes out a few minutes later stumbling a little bit and slurring his words. He heads into the second tent with the bear.

There's some rumbling and yelling in there, but the white man comes out a few minutes later with scratches and blood all over him. He's still slurring his words, and he yells as he's stumbling to the third tent "ALRIGHT, NOW WHERE'S THAT FUCKING BEAR AT"