Things In Porn You Hate?

[ChuChiPapi]

Did anyone mention dirty ass foot soles? Go clean your feet lol

 

[FRANK56]

When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.

Gay men relegating bottoms to femininity; men abusing men calling them "bitch" and the like...fake pleasure...calling anyone male who is having sex with another male "straight"...

 

[Cosgood]

Did anyone mention dirty ass foot soles? Go clean your feet lol

For real. No joke, if I see some nasty dirty feet, no matter how good the rest of them is looking, I'm skipping and looking for another video. Huge turn-off.

 

[FrancisCoSydney]

Not finding out if the plumber actually fixed the leaky sink...

Oh my god you are my soul mate!

 

[RainbowStrength]

When 90 percent of the action is just closeups of the top's cock going in and out of the hole. I need to see the full body action.

I also hate when the scene cuts and the clothes just magically disappear without watching them take it all of piece by piece.

 

[Siliconeman]

totally agree with Rainbowstrenght

 

[ChanelleNo5]

When the guy, or the girl herself spreads the whole ass/pussy apart and all the delicate parts look all stretched about to be injured. It looks like it hurts and disregarding that it is just not sexy in the least. To me anyway.

 

[calebbrenn]

-Its been mentioned couple of times now. Tacky background music!!

-Hard committing to selling a storyline as irl only for editing/filming mistakes and key details that are easily searchable or even appearing in the next recommended videos to completely destroy the illusion.

-This happens rarely: Actors that upon seeing another actor that are "good marriage material" suddenly gets hit with the irony of the situation and forgets that they are doing porn and has an existential crisis. And for some reason this makes it through editing.
Tbh i dont want to put this under something I hate as it kinda gives it an extra "facet" so to speak. But you can clearly see the mood change for everyone, actors and audience alike.

 

[1069369]

Half decent porn ruined at the end by a fake cumshot. Better to have an authentic weak cumshot where the guy moans and gives it his best, than ruining it with those pathetic fake ass spurts from under the head of his cock. Any directors reading this, for fucks sake use a double if you must, anything but fake shit.

 

[JackKnife]

I already posted once, but I thought of two new ones that are hyper-specific to this new OnlyFans era we live in:

I understand that not everyone has a spare friend as a camera guy or whatever but it bugs the heck out of me when I watch (onlyfans/amateur) porn and both performers are holding their damn phones in front of their faces recording the action while fucking. Like, I get it, the footage isn't going to record itself, but what a way to instantly remove any passion from the scene than seeing two people fucking with their phones in-hand recording PPV-style. At least put the phones down for the wide-shots and edit in the PPV stuff?

This is more about OnlyFans as a platform and less about specific scenes but jesus I hate it when I join someone's Onlyfans and most of their feed is advertisments for other pages. I didn't join for you to notify me about other pages (of people you aren't even making videos with). I joined for your photos and videos, yo!

 

[jtheimpaler]

Is vomiting during a bj a thing? Yuck.

Very much so… particularly if your hitting the gag reflex…. On a night out after drinking…. But no I’d never wanna see it in porn!

 

[Escapefromla6]

I've never understood the whole ramming a cock into a dry pussy or ass, like come on guys use lube your cock should be shiny inside another person not absolutely dry. Painful.

 

[aliuel]

Too many tattoos.
Everyone completely shaved, even the guys.
Obvious cosmetic surgery.

Think I’m just old-fashioned

 

[MexicanDigBick]

I don't think I've seen enough porn to find something I hate

 

[deleted10983801]

I dont watch porn much anymore. But I used to HATE when they would loop a scene over and over to make the scene and action longer. It was just DUMB and FAKE! Well, most porn is fake, so...

 

[Capitolhillguy]

I'm very opinionated about porn as I love it when it really comes together. I HATE it that tops in 95% of the scenes, maybe more, have to get themselves off in oral and anal sex. I was spoiled by voyeur sex at the baths where bottoms got the top off with their ass alone and unlike 90% of porn, the cocksuckers knew you can't get a cock off just using your mouth and the tops always filled the cocksuckers with cum in their mouths. I don't want to watch people having to jack off like I always have to. I want their partner to get them off!!! I also hate it that in 75% of breeding scenes the top uses the bottom and the bottom doesn't get off. Why can't bottoms cum too!!! It is like heterosexual sex with no regard for the woman. Another thing that ruins a scene for me is a top that cums silently. One more thing: I hate antiseptic kissing with no tongues. I feel better getting that off my chest.

 

[Intheswitch]

When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.

I was going to say the fake moaning, especially the high pitched "yes" and I hate "daddy"

 

[Schlong87]

Women moaning too fucking i mean seriously his big dick cant feel that good ,also music that's too loud i like to actually hear the actual sounds of sex so no music to me is the best

 

[Gazer2]

I do not like the sloppy throat gagging sound.

 

[Schlong87]

I do not like the sloppy throat gagging sound.

i love the gagging sound