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Here is an honest review of a product you may be curious about but afraid to try.
-A bit about me. Straight.... but very curious guy married to a very hot wife. As you may have seen I have a decent size cock and have some good girth. I’m 43 and I’d say I’m in good shape despite my being overweight. I can walk for miles and hike. I bust my ass at home doing some pretty intense construction and landscaping. I don’t workout anymore because my neck and back cause me too much pain. Too much crazy shit when I was younger.
-I have a high sex drive and it’s any wonder waking up to a curvy blond with long legs. I get to fuck her sweet pussy daily and often twice a day, as she has a sex drive. We click and have awesome sex.
-I on occasion can’t keep up with her. There are days I just can’t get things to work. Sometimes I will chalk it up to being tired and stressed out. I’ll psych myself out pretty easy sometimes. I wouldn’t say ED is an issue. But I’m not in my 20’s anymore. Boys you know what I mean. I’m a bit of a porn addict and probably stroke more than I should considering what’s waiting at home.
-So here is my review I will update as my experience goes along. I’m in no way associated with any company. Just a dad and husband who likes to have sex and gets horned up from seeing my own cock grow and my wife’s sweet ass.
-So I reviewed and researched Bluechew and decided what the hell. It’s priced right and there are those times I could use a bit of backup. I ordered the plan with 7 chews per order. I figured as much sex as we have why not. The process is easy. Credit card and a valid ID is needed. I blanked out my license number for sake of some protection. A face pic is also required. As you apply you at some point have a video chat with a medical person. Keep this in mind if you are trying to be discreet. In my case it was a post college looking girl who looked as if she was working from home (yes she was attractive....but not in a sexy gimmick way....mere observation). She was polite to the point and answered questions. She asked about five basic medical questions which I had previously answered in my application. After about an hour I was approved and sent a tracking number for the USPS. It took about two days for the tracking number to show any info but by this point it was almost to me. They shipped from Illinois. Three days total.
-The packaging is discreet in a brown cardboard envelope. The mailing address is from some medical place. But it’s not a billboard for what’s inside. If you didn’t know you’d think it was junk mail. Inside were a set of papers with the order info and some medical disclaimers and the seven little individual packs of pills.
-Eagerness and apprehension set in..... What about the side effects? I had a day to myself where my wife wasn’t home. I wouldn’t see her for a day so if I had an adverse effect I wouldn’t be embarrassed. (I’m keeping this a secret for now. She’s been doubtful that she’s capable of making me attracted to her before after a bit of ED issues.....which is in part to stupid shit I psyched myself out about). Sigh.... I’m not allergic to anything and am not a diabetic or have high blood pressure. But I still wanted to be careful. So I opened the pack and found one blue little pill. It was smaller than a dime. “Chew” is a bit of a miss label. I imagined a chewy pill. In fact it was more like a smarty candy. Sweet and mild. Kinda had that substitute sugar after taste. Not a fan of that. But drink some water or eat something and it will go away. So anyway I but the pill in half and rinsed it down with some water. It was the smallest part of the half too. 40% of the pill we shall say. I didn’t spring into action. I forgot to mention I ordered the Sildenafil version. It’s timeframe to work is about 30 minutes. I figured this would suit me best. I may try the other version later. Anyway no immediate erecting.
-So an hour or so later I got on here and looked around. Then things began to stir. Without much physical stimulation I noticed my cock tingle and swelling. This is not a overly familiar feeling these days. This was just visual stimulation which got me this way. Like when you were young and a girls braw strap or the sears catalog could get your attention. Not much does that for me anymore. Pretty much only my wife’s long legs and thigh highs and heels do this to me now.
-before I know it I’m swollen in my pants and can’t help but need to touch my cock. I unzipped and got my friend out. He sprung to life and felt different. I usually get throbbing hard and swollen after a good bit of edging. Not the case here. I was like that from the start. My boy felt GOOD! So let’s take it out for a test drive. Flipped on some pornhub and got down to business. I felt as if I was precuming more. However, I have been experimenting with celery seed.....but one day only and that was three days prior.... But I was leaking. Leaking to my balls. That’s the old school cock I remember. Hell thats the thing that made me popular with a few girls, was how my cock drooled and swelled as my clear precum would run down my shaft and coat my balls. I once had a girl wipe my precum off my balls and use it as lube to finger me.....but that’s another post....
-After a good stroke and a good load I went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with a nice case of morning wood. So naturally I enjoyed it. Cleaned up and went to work. Later that day checked out some online porn. And again that tingle and swelling set in. Damn I thought. That was the smaller half of the pill. When I get home the wife will be there and I’ll test this on here. Let’s just say it was great. Little to no effort to get swollen again.
-A bit about me. Straight.... but very curious guy married to a very hot wife. As you may have seen I have a decent size cock and have some good girth. I’m 43 and I’d say I’m in good shape despite my being overweight. I can walk for miles and hike. I bust my ass at home doing some pretty intense construction and landscaping. I don’t workout anymore because my neck and back cause me too much pain. Too much crazy shit when I was younger.
-I have a high sex drive and it’s any wonder waking up to a curvy blond with long legs. I get to fuck her sweet pussy daily and often twice a day, as she has a sex drive. We click and have awesome sex.
-I on occasion can’t keep up with her. There are days I just can’t get things to work. Sometimes I will chalk it up to being tired and stressed out. I’ll psych myself out pretty easy sometimes. I wouldn’t say ED is an issue. But I’m not in my 20’s anymore. Boys you know what I mean. I’m a bit of a porn addict and probably stroke more than I should considering what’s waiting at home.
-So here is my review I will update as my experience goes along. I’m in no way associated with any company. Just a dad and husband who likes to have sex and gets horned up from seeing my own cock grow and my wife’s sweet ass.
-So I reviewed and researched Bluechew and decided what the hell. It’s priced right and there are those times I could use a bit of backup. I ordered the plan with 7 chews per order. I figured as much sex as we have why not. The process is easy. Credit card and a valid ID is needed. I blanked out my license number for sake of some protection. A face pic is also required. As you apply you at some point have a video chat with a medical person. Keep this in mind if you are trying to be discreet. In my case it was a post college looking girl who looked as if she was working from home (yes she was attractive....but not in a sexy gimmick way....mere observation). She was polite to the point and answered questions. She asked about five basic medical questions which I had previously answered in my application. After about an hour I was approved and sent a tracking number for the USPS. It took about two days for the tracking number to show any info but by this point it was almost to me. They shipped from Illinois. Three days total.
-The packaging is discreet in a brown cardboard envelope. The mailing address is from some medical place. But it’s not a billboard for what’s inside. If you didn’t know you’d think it was junk mail. Inside were a set of papers with the order info and some medical disclaimers and the seven little individual packs of pills.
-Eagerness and apprehension set in..... What about the side effects? I had a day to myself where my wife wasn’t home. I wouldn’t see her for a day so if I had an adverse effect I wouldn’t be embarrassed. (I’m keeping this a secret for now. She’s been doubtful that she’s capable of making me attracted to her before after a bit of ED issues.....which is in part to stupid shit I psyched myself out about). Sigh.... I’m not allergic to anything and am not a diabetic or have high blood pressure. But I still wanted to be careful. So I opened the pack and found one blue little pill. It was smaller than a dime. “Chew” is a bit of a miss label. I imagined a chewy pill. In fact it was more like a smarty candy. Sweet and mild. Kinda had that substitute sugar after taste. Not a fan of that. But drink some water or eat something and it will go away. So anyway I but the pill in half and rinsed it down with some water. It was the smallest part of the half too. 40% of the pill we shall say. I didn’t spring into action. I forgot to mention I ordered the Sildenafil version. It’s timeframe to work is about 30 minutes. I figured this would suit me best. I may try the other version later. Anyway no immediate erecting.
-So an hour or so later I got on here and looked around. Then things began to stir. Without much physical stimulation I noticed my cock tingle and swelling. This is not a overly familiar feeling these days. This was just visual stimulation which got me this way. Like when you were young and a girls braw strap or the sears catalog could get your attention. Not much does that for me anymore. Pretty much only my wife’s long legs and thigh highs and heels do this to me now.
-before I know it I’m swollen in my pants and can’t help but need to touch my cock. I unzipped and got my friend out. He sprung to life and felt different. I usually get throbbing hard and swollen after a good bit of edging. Not the case here. I was like that from the start. My boy felt GOOD! So let’s take it out for a test drive. Flipped on some pornhub and got down to business. I felt as if I was precuming more. However, I have been experimenting with celery seed.....but one day only and that was three days prior.... But I was leaking. Leaking to my balls. That’s the old school cock I remember. Hell thats the thing that made me popular with a few girls, was how my cock drooled and swelled as my clear precum would run down my shaft and coat my balls. I once had a girl wipe my precum off my balls and use it as lube to finger me.....but that’s another post....
-After a good stroke and a good load I went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with a nice case of morning wood. So naturally I enjoyed it. Cleaned up and went to work. Later that day checked out some online porn. And again that tingle and swelling set in. Damn I thought. That was the smaller half of the pill. When I get home the wife will be there and I’ll test this on here. Let’s just say it was great. Little to no effort to get swollen again.
