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Here is an honest review of a product you may be curious about but afraid to try.

-A bit about me. Straight.... but very curious guy married to a very hot wife. As you may have seen I have a decent size cock and have some good girth. I’m 43 and I’d say I’m in good shape despite my being overweight. I can walk for miles and hike. I bust my ass at home doing some pretty intense construction and landscaping. I don’t workout anymore because my neck and back cause me too much pain. Too much crazy shit when I was younger.

-I have a high sex drive and it’s any wonder waking up to a curvy blond with long legs. I get to fuck her sweet pussy daily and often twice a day, as she has a sex drive. We click and have awesome sex.

-I on occasion can’t keep up with her. There are days I just can’t get things to work. Sometimes I will chalk it up to being tired and stressed out. I’ll psych myself out pretty easy sometimes. I wouldn’t say ED is an issue. But I’m not in my 20’s anymore. Boys you know what I mean. I’m a bit of a porn addict and probably stroke more than I should considering what’s waiting at home.

-So here is my review I will update as my experience goes along. I’m in no way associated with any company. Just a dad and husband who likes to have sex and gets horned up from seeing my own cock grow and my wife’s sweet ass.

-So I reviewed and researched Bluechew and decided what the hell. It’s priced right and there are those times I could use a bit of backup. I ordered the plan with 7 chews per order. I figured as much sex as we have why not. The process is easy. Credit card and a valid ID is needed. I blanked out my license number for sake of some protection. A face pic is also required. As you apply you at some point have a video chat with a medical person. Keep this in mind if you are trying to be discreet. In my case it was a post college looking girl who looked as if she was working from home (yes she was attractive....but not in a sexy gimmick way....mere observation). She was polite to the point and answered questions. She asked about five basic medical questions which I had previously answered in my application. After about an hour I was approved and sent a tracking number for the USPS. It took about two days for the tracking number to show any info but by this point it was almost to me. They shipped from Illinois. Three days total.

-The packaging is discreet in a brown cardboard envelope. The mailing address is from some medical place. But it’s not a billboard for what’s inside. If you didn’t know you’d think it was junk mail. Inside were a set of papers with the order info and some medical disclaimers and the seven little individual packs of pills.

-Eagerness and apprehension set in..... What about the side effects? I had a day to myself where my wife wasn’t home. I wouldn’t see her for a day so if I had an adverse effect I wouldn’t be embarrassed. (I’m keeping this a secret for now. She’s been doubtful that she’s capable of making me attracted to her before after a bit of ED issues.....which is in part to stupid shit I psyched myself out about). Sigh.... I’m not allergic to anything and am not a diabetic or have high blood pressure. But I still wanted to be careful. So I opened the pack and found one blue little pill. It was smaller than a dime. “Chew” is a bit of a miss label. I imagined a chewy pill. In fact it was more like a smarty candy. Sweet and mild. Kinda had that substitute sugar after taste. Not a fan of that. But drink some water or eat something and it will go away. So anyway I but the pill in half and rinsed it down with some water. It was the smallest part of the half too. 40% of the pill we shall say. I didn’t spring into action. I forgot to mention I ordered the Sildenafil version. It’s timeframe to work is about 30 minutes. I figured this would suit me best. I may try the other version later. Anyway no immediate erecting.

-So an hour or so later I got on here and looked around. Then things began to stir. Without much physical stimulation I noticed my cock tingle and swelling. This is not a overly familiar feeling these days. This was just visual stimulation which got me this way. Like when you were young and a girls braw strap or the sears catalog could get your attention. Not much does that for me anymore. Pretty much only my wife’s long legs and thigh highs and heels do this to me now.

-before I know it I’m swollen in my pants and can’t help but need to touch my cock. I unzipped and got my friend out. He sprung to life and felt different. I usually get throbbing hard and swollen after a good bit of edging. Not the case here. I was like that from the start. My boy felt GOOD! So let’s take it out for a test drive. Flipped on some pornhub and got down to business. I felt as if I was precuming more. However, I have been experimenting with celery seed.....but one day only and that was three days prior.... But I was leaking. Leaking to my balls. That’s the old school cock I remember. Hell thats the thing that made me popular with a few girls, was how my cock drooled and swelled as my clear precum would run down my shaft and coat my balls. I once had a girl wipe my precum off my balls and use it as lube to finger me.....but that’s another post....

-After a good stroke and a good load I went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with a nice case of morning wood. So naturally I enjoyed it. Cleaned up and went to work. Later that day checked out some online porn. And again that tingle and swelling set in. Damn I thought. That was the smaller half of the pill. When I get home the wife will be there and I’ll test this on here. Let’s just say it was great. Little to no effort to get swollen again.
 
Funny. I have the opposite experience. Blue Chew didn't work much at all for me. Things like Woodie or Black Panther bought at local sex shop work better.

I’m in no way saying that it will work for everyone. This was just half a pill. I tried the second largest half a few days later. Part 2 of that right up is coming.

-**. This is purely a review and account of my experience. I’m here to document my results for others. At this point I’m not convinced that it’s a mere possibility that it’s the placebo effect. Wish I could have them slipped into something on me and see what happened.
 
Which version did you get ? The tadalifil (Cialis) Or the sildenafil (viagra)?
Sildenafil.

I was going to write up a part 2 to this reference my experience with the second 60% portion. But it doesn’t seem this was a interesting subject.

Moving on to a full pill today I think.
 
Here is an honest review of a product you may be curious about but afraid to try.

-A bit about me. Straight.... but very curious guy married to a very hot wife. As you may have seen I have a decent size cock and have some good girth. I’m 43 and I’d say I’m in good shape despite my being overweight. I can walk for miles and hike. I bust my ass at home doing some pretty intense construction and landscaping. I don’t workout anymore because my neck and back cause me too much pain. Too much crazy shit when I was younger.

-I have a high sex drive and it’s any wonder waking up to a curvy blond with long legs. I get to fuck her sweet pussy daily and often twice a day, as she has a sex drive. We click and have awesome sex.

-I on occasion can’t keep up with her. There are days I just can’t get things to work. Sometimes I will chalk it up to being tired and stressed out. I’ll psych myself out pretty easy sometimes. I wouldn’t say ED is an issue. But I’m not in my 20’s anymore. Boys you know what I mean. I’m a bit of a porn addict and probably stroke more than I should considering what’s waiting at home.

-So here is my review I will update as my experience goes along. I’m in no way associated with any company. Just a dad and husband who likes to have sex and gets horned up from seeing my own cock grow and my wife’s sweet ass.

-So I reviewed and researched Bluechew and decided what the hell. It’s priced right and there are those times I could use a bit of backup. I ordered the plan with 7 chews per order. I figured as much sex as we have why not. The process is easy. Credit card and a valid ID is needed. I blanked out my license number for sake of some protection. A face pic is also required. As you apply you at some point have a video chat with a medical person. Keep this in mind if you are trying to be discreet. In my case it was a post college looking girl who looked as if she was working from home (yes she was attractive....but not in a sexy gimmick way....mere observation). She was polite to the point and answered questions. She asked about five basic medical questions which I had previously answered in my application. After about an hour I was approved and sent a tracking number for the USPS. It took about two days for the tracking number to show any info but by this point it was almost to me. They shipped from Illinois. Three days total.

-The packaging is discreet in a brown cardboard envelope. The mailing address is from some medical place. But it’s not a billboard for what’s inside. If you didn’t know you’d think it was junk mail. Inside were a set of papers with the order info and some medical disclaimers and the seven little individual packs of pills.

-Eagerness and apprehension set in..... What about the side effects? I had a day to myself where my wife wasn’t home. I wouldn’t see her for a day so if I had an adverse effect I wouldn’t be embarrassed. (I’m keeping this a secret for now. She’s been doubtful that she’s capable of making me attracted to her before after a bit of ED issues.....which is in part to stupid shit I psyched myself out about). Sigh.... I’m not allergic to anything and am not a diabetic or have high blood pressure. But I still wanted to be careful. So I opened the pack and found one blue little pill. It was smaller than a dime. “Chew” is a bit of a miss label. I imagined a chewy pill. In fact it was more like a smarty candy. Sweet and mild. Kinda had that substitute sugar after taste. Not a fan of that. But drink some water or eat something and it will go away. So anyway I but the pill in half and rinsed it down with some water. It was the smallest part of the half too. 40% of the pill we shall say. I didn’t spring into action. I forgot to mention I ordered the Sildenafil version. It’s timeframe to work is about 30 minutes. I figured this would suit me best. I may try the other version later. Anyway no immediate erecting.

-So an hour or so later I got on here and looked around. Then things began to stir. Without much physical stimulation I noticed my cock tingle and swelling. This is not a overly familiar feeling these days. This was just visual stimulation which got me this way. Like when you were young and a girls braw strap or the sears catalog could get your attention. Not much does that for me anymore. Pretty much only my wife’s long legs and thigh highs and heels do this to me now.

-before I know it I’m swollen in my pants and can’t help but need to touch my cock. I unzipped and got my friend out. He sprung to life and felt different. I usually get throbbing hard and swollen after a good bit of edging. Not the case here. I was like that from the start. My boy felt GOOD! So let’s take it out for a test drive. Flipped on some pornhub and got down to business. I felt as if I was precuming more. However, I have been experimenting with celery seed.....but one day only and that was three days prior.... But I was leaking. Leaking to my balls. That’s the old school cock I remember. Hell thats the thing that made me popular with a few girls, was how my cock drooled and swelled as my clear precum would run down my shaft and coat my balls. I once had a girl wipe my precum off my balls and use it as lube to finger me.....but that’s another post....

-After a good stroke and a good load I went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with a nice case of morning wood. So naturally I enjoyed it. Cleaned up and went to work. Later that day checked out some online porn. And again that tingle and swelling set in. Damn I thought. That was the smaller half of the pill. When I get home the wife will be there and I’ll test this on here. Let’s just say it was great. Little to no effort to get swollen again.
Love the story. Looking in to ordering some myself. BTW....I’m gay but got to tell you, buddy... that’s one nice ballsac you got. I use the same ball stretcher as you. Would love to get my mouth on those beautiful nuggets and work them over with my tongue. Your wife is one lucky lady! Take care....
 
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Another pill :)?
But it’s just Viagra or Cialis in a chewable pill right?
Or am I missing something?
There are no special and different information about the pill on internet, except it is an ordinary viagra or cialis that’s made chewable.

I’m wondering, I think it brings a placebo effect on top of everything. Its an ordinary medical ED medications.. But if they mix in something they don’t tell it, like yohimbe and similar.
 
Oh wow
I could never take a whole pill at once !!!
I take halves and even 1/4s sometimes

Well dude you got like a pornstar cock. I’d love to just watch you in action.
 
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Love the story. Looking in to ordering some myself. BTW....I’m gay but got to tell you, buddy... that’s one nice ballsac you got. I use the same ball stretcher as you. Would love to get my mouth on those beautiful nuggets and work them over with my tongue. Your wife is one lucky lady! Take care....
THanks for the compliments. I wouldn’t pass up anything you offered.
 
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Part 2.

- Please comment if you have any questions. Like I have posted before I am not affiliated anyway anyhow with any company. Just a guy experimenting.

So when I used the second portion (60%) I had basically the same reaction. I’m going to say that this stuff stays in your system for a couple of days. One of the online extensive reviews I read said that it does. After I came she committed about how she felt my cock swell and I leaked a lot before I actually came.

***on a side not I want to add this. Since about March I’ve been walking with my wife in the evenings. I am trying to average 10,000 steps a day. We walk a pretty steady pace and my cardio has gone way up. We have already both noticed a difference in my performance from this alone. Again this makes me somewhat question the placebo effect?***
 
PART 3: A full pill!!

So The other morning I woke up and the wife was out of bed. I didn’t sleep good and was kinda feeling like crap. I decided I’d take a full pill and in about a half hour try to get some lovin’. Well shit that didn’t work. She was busy with her work and simply couldn’t be pulled away. A bit later she went in to town. Horned up I figured there is no point in waisting a good time. Flipped on here and cruised around looking at some fantastic pics and vids. Otherwise jumped into Pornhub and found some stuff to flip my switch.

- Here’s where is gets good. I usually get hard with no effort while looking at porn.....or my wife if my brain decides to cooperate. But I swear to this. My cock was HARD..... Like after a hour of edging cockring wearing hard. And I was swollen. I felt thicker too. I had stuff to do so this was just a quick nut. Plus I figured if she got home I’d try again to get some tail and see if this stuff works on a recovery (she still wasn’t in the mood and was too busy for the rest of the day and night till after midnight.....I’m getting to that). Anyway that morning load was a big one. The type that you wish was a pornstar facial. The type you catch in your hand and it’s spilling over and dripping everywhere.

- So about 6pm I’m zapped from the heat from working outside. Headache despite consuming plenty of fluids. More tired from no sleep and frustration over a project. I showered and decided to lay down. Again wife not interested. So hey why not rub one out again. Same results as the earlier morning rub. I will not there was one point in the day I had some privacy and did some edging. During that time I was again amazed by the swollen thickness of my cock. I also felt as if I had some stamina to my edge and more control.

*Finally!! After midnight SEX with that hot blonde MILF!

Honestly I was whooped! My brain said sleep. Knowing my body I doubted my ability to perform. But my 20 year old brain said “dude fuck that hot piece of ass next to you with her ass arched up begging to be fucked!!”

So behind her I went. With a few strokes my cock came to life like earlier in the day. Wooohhaaa! I thought. A little licking of her sweet freshly showered kitty and we were off to the races.

Boys I swear to this! I fucked her like you wouldn’t believe. I fucked her like I used to when we were both in our 20’s. My cock was So swollen. I’d pulled out and stroked it a few times glazed in pussy juice and admired it. I have no problem hitting her cervix which she LOVES. She will arch he back and make me hit it even more. This sets her off big time which results in a ball soaking bath sometimes. My stamina was amazing. I surely would have been set off before. I gave her at least three maybe four good orgasams. She made noises I haven’t heard her make in a long time. I had so much control I just kept going. I finally asked her if I was allowed to cum, which she whimperedly gave me permission to do. I finally flooded her pussy, which she always uses her kegles to milk me and make me yell.

Followup sex this morning was equally hot but quicker for sake of time. As I sit here my cock is swollen and I’m gonna go play with it after this post. She’s gone for a bit and I want some time with my toy!
 
Hell yeah man! I recently tried some from the Roman site. Seems like the ordering experience was the same. However, I got the sildenafil version in 20mg. It doesn't do much for me other than give me a weird headache. I've tried 20, 40, and 60 mg at a time. Maybe I should try the tadalafil!
 
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Thickbear, I know it's a small difference, but could you see much different in the 60 and 40 percent size of dosage? Quicker, longer lasting. or whatever. I know you said it was similar, but maybe you spotted something, be interested to hear. Have a full pill duration different from the others? I am curious as heck, but haven't needed 'em yet- want to know what to expect for the time it is needed.
And, if she's as sexy as you say, I hope you can go forever. Good for both of you!
 
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Thickbear, I know it's a small difference, but could you see much different in the 60 and 40 percent size of dosage? Quicker, longer lasting. or whatever. I know you said it was similar, but maybe you spotted something, be interested to hear. Have a full pill duration different from the others? I am curious as heck, but haven't needed 'em yet- want to know what to expect for the time it is needed.
And, if she's as sexy as you say, I hope you can go forever. Good for both of you!

Can’t say there was much difference of reaction. I mean it’s jot like I actually measured the two halves. Just buy it halfway and managed to take the smaller half first. As for the full pill. Yes there was a difference. Even today 30 some hours later I’m telling you I was thicker. Sex this morning was great. An hour later I rubbed one out. Five hours later I edged a bit. I’m home from dinner and a night out. So after my shower me and her will have some fun.
 
Most over the counter ED stuff gives me a headache, stuffed up nose. I've tried Blue Fusion...it worked well the first 1 -15 times...then it turned to crap & now pulled from distribution.

I tried two .5 MG Viagra. DAMN! Good Stuff!!
 
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