TV DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PENIS SIZE!!

[13788]

PENIS_TV_SHOW: Hi Guys (and Gals).

We're working on an offbeat new TV series about lots of topics related to pop culture, science, politics, etc. One episode is all about our obsession with penis and breast size and all the misconceptions about physical attributes.

We're looking for well hung guys to interview. Is being well endowed all it's cracked up to be? Have you ever felt subconscious? Do prospective sex partners drool with anticipation or run in fear? Does being well hung work to your advantage?

As you can tell, this is a no-holds barred program. Well, except for one thing- we can't show an erect dick- but we can show flaccid full-frontal nudity. If being anonymous is important, we can disguise your face- and we don't necessarily have to show you penis. But if you don't mind being identified, that's even better. The important thing is to talk to real everyday men who have real big johnsons.

This is not a gag, nor is it porn. This show will be premiering in January on premium cable TV and will be hosted by two very well-known entertainers.

If you're seriously interested and legitimately 8 inches or more, please call us. LA area/California residents especially. If you're from elsewhere, we will either fly you to LA or send a camera crew to you. We can work out the logistics once I have some people signed up.
You can reach us at:

(818) 713-9620- ask for extension 18.

Thanks!
The Producers.

 

[13788]

hung: Three hundred ninty-one people have visited this topic and no one has placed a reply. Has anyone ever dialed this phone number?

I have yet to see this program promoted on TV. Does anyone have any new information on this topic?

 

[ericbear]

Actually, there was quite a bit of chat on this subject. The problem is that the message was posted many times in several places, and the replies appear in the other threads. To see some of the other threads, display the posts by user PENIS_TV_SHOW.

For a shot at being in a really interesting sex quasi-documentary (and a serious, real film project) see http://www.thesexfilmproject.com/. This is a film under development by John Cameron Mitchell, director of Hedwing and the Angry Inch. He's decided that institutionalized porn actors and directors just don't have what it takes to make a real sex film, and is soliciting interview or audtion tapes from people outside this mold. You still have a few days to submit.

 

[13788]

hung: Did anybody check out this site or even participate in the TV Documentary. I am on the small side and live in the wrong part of the U. S. A.

Would be great to hear how the experience went if anybody did participate.

 

[jasonstarkiller]

I take it,this things either nolonger there or never happened

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

I take it,this things either nolonger there or never happened

Well you could always call the 10 year old phone number and talk to whomever answers the phone. :biggrin:

*congrats on the longest (that I know of) resurrection from the dead thread*
:tongue: :biggrin:

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

Yeah, I was surprised he was able to find that thread as well.

Wondering though - Does the PENIS_TV_SHOW guy actually have fifty-six thousand posts, or is that something weird that happened from a forum transfer or something?

<edit> Guessing that's the total posts of every user who got renamed to "Imported".

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

wow, a thread from 2002, really??

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

wow, a thread from 2002, really??

Exactly! So if it's legit, it's actually old enough for this very thread to be the casting call and beginning of one of those cheeseball "world's largest penis" documentaries many of us have now watched.

This is like on Star Trek when Q took Picard back to show him the lake of goo that mankind came from. I guess that makes you Q, Jason. :tongue:

Crunch

PS- tgirlsrgreat - Forgot to thank you on that Sarah Jane Hamilton link. -Thanks!

 

[yesm]

Kinda want to see this documentary

 

[Snakebyte]

Yeah, I was surprised he was able to find that thread as well.

Wondering though - Does the PENIS_TV_SHOW guy actually have fifty-six thousand posts, or is that something weird that happened from a forum transfer or something?

<edit> Guessing that's the total posts of every user who got renamed to "Imported".

That's the number of total posts of every member when the board moved a long time ago.