Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

[lpsguser9003]

is there a way to see all the posts that i’ve liked?

 

[DysonQuality]

Hey everyone!
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: around 3"
Hard: 7-7.5"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Longest I've met in person was about 8.5" long and I've met some older men with very thick ones.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I like my size and don't get any complaints.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: people love seeing me use both hands on myself.
Cons: you can see a lot when my boardshorts get wet.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I have thick thighs so skinny jeans don't always work as the legs and hardon show through or make it hard to zip them up.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft: 5 inches
Hard: 9 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Whenever I can sneak a peek.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.5"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It has a nice weight lol

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes lol

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 5'10" and my shoe size is 9.5

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have pretty small hands and wrists so I don't know. I'm built kind of petite.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

I'm German and Irish so I don't know.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Once in a while. Yes I do

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Not really, they just make eye contact.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes and I kind of did some amateur videos but that's all I'll ever do.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
average is 5-6", small would be less than 5" and big would be 7 and above.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Hop on and see lol

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
sometimes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, I buy the normal size.

 

[deleted11920991]

1- 2" and 4"

2- Nope

3- Like to be small

4- Pros for small is probably anal if you are into it and no teeth in BJ

5- I can wear anything

6- 6" x 5" soft and 8" and 6" hard

7- I like to compare with other guys, it's impressive how small and big dicks can be, an inch makes a lot of difference.

8- 4"

9- No lol

10.) No

11.) No

12.) No

13.) 6'1" and 10 1/2 us

14.) I have big nose and big hands, so no correlation.

15.) Italian,french,Spanish and mexican

16.) No

17.) No

18.) No

19.) Small is probably >4.5 avg 4.5-6.5 big >6.5

20.) No

21.) No

22.) No

23.) They are usually loose since my girth (3.5") is small, so I try to use other contraceptives.

I'm open to any question, I don't offend easily so ask anything.

 

[SirAce]

Is it really necessary to ask so many question for new members? You could scare them away XDD
Okay, here we go...

Q1.) How big are you soft & hard?
A2.) 143mm & 212mm

Q2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
A2.) Yes, twin size!

Q3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
A3.) Yes but not all time.

Q4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
A4.) No shy or insecure. Its hurt to boner when im sitting.

Q5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
A5.) just briefs

Q6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
A6.) 120mm & 165mm

Q7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
A7.) No

Q8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
A8.) 221m

Q9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
A9.) when it’s morning, yes.

Q10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
A10.) In UK, no but I went to New York City, so yes lol

Q11.) Have you ever sat on it?
A11.) Yes

Q12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
A12.) Yes :/

Q13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
A13.) 5'9ft and its 9 UK

Q14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
A14.) No

Q15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
A15.) Im Greek

Q16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
A16.) Not really

Q17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
A17.) No but I can see some's face when I climb out of swimming pool.

Q18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
A18.) No.

Q19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
A19.) I'm consider to be big.

Q20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
A20.) I can put 7 of mints in my foreskin (I wouldn't recommend it)

Q21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
A21.) no.

Q22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
A22.) It hit my thighs.

Q23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
A23.) never wear it.

 

[Paz979]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 3” and 7.5”

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Bigger. Had to be 9” or more

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Pros - the surprised look I get when someone sees it for the first time
Cons - none so far

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc). No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I’m happy with what I have

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Not really

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 7-3/4

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Not very often, but it has happened

11.) Have you ever sat on it? No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Of course

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5’9” tall, 137 lbs, size 10-1/2 feet

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? No

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Romanian and English, and I have no idea

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Sometimes….and yeah, I guess so

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Not really

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? No and no

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? 5” or less I’d consider as small, 5-1/2 to 7 is average, and 7.5 and up is big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? I used to be able to blow myself….but I’m not as flexible as I used to be

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Depends on the chair

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? No - I wear a jock or compression shorts

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

yes, they fit.

 

[Eddybear]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? Soft 5.5 inches, hard 7.5 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

 

[Eddybear]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

 

[Eddybear]

I'm 5.6 inches soft 7.6 inches hard

 

[mmndkr]

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Nice but don't hurt my big balls

 

[CallumJ85]

Nice but don't hurt my big balls

Can I see your big balls

 

[mmndkr]

Why yes would you let me set up a zoom meeting and join me privately

 

[TheHungJesus]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Hard: 19x6cm
Soft: not sure, 10x4,5cm

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yep, Grindr

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes, would even like to be slightly bigger. Goal: 21x7

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: Self esteem
Cons: so far not any

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Hard: 21x7cm
Soft: 15x5,5

7.) Do you ever compare with other Guys?
Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Probably 19,5/20cm
Girth: 6,5cm when pumped or cock ring

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Medium

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No but sometimes touches the toilet

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
183, 44

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Fairly yes

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Portuguese

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Never payed attention

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes, but not sure I would

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small: below 14cm
Average: 15cm
Big: 22/23

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Sometimes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes Mysize 69mm (the best)

 

[Juan Perez Lopez]

btw, i want to say that everyone is free to message me and text me on snapchat... i'm into trading and i like big cocks lol maybe some of u want to jerk off some time, let me know if u want via md and i will share my snapchat with you!

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: not sure but about 12
Hard: 17,5

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
yeah mine is pretty average but it's kind of fat haha

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
i'm fine with it i like my cock

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
no one

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
nah

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
i'd like to have a 20cm dick but i'm happy with mine rn

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
nah

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
18

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
medium but it's cute haha

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
nah but sometimes it touches the toilet

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
nah

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
idk what does this mean hahaha

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
185cm (6,0" i think), 45US

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
nah can't relate haha

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
spanish boy

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
nah

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
i'm a swimmer but my bulge is not that big when i'm training haha

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
nah i don't think i could

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small <14
average between 14 and 18
big >18

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
nah hahaha

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
yup sometimes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes haha

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
i use the average ones hahaha

send me a message! u will not regret

 

[mmndkr]

Why do you ask me so many questions I already have the answers post it there at the end of the question

 

[mmndkr]

very uncomfortable due to thickness

I say again why do you ask me a question it already has the answer posted on it

 

[nudedudegermany]

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 9 cm / 16,5 cm

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Alot of guys in the socer-team

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? I see no cons. But bigger could be a problem with comfortable trousers i guess.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? I dont like slim and skinny stuff

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? Iam fine with my size

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Of course

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 17 cm

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No mostly not

11.) Have you ever sat on it? No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? I dont know

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 1,78 meters and 44.5 (EU-Size)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? No i have unusual small hands for my size and my nose is normal

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? Iam german but i think we are average sized

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Not often but yes, feel free to check my stuff

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I honestly never got any comments but staring.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I would give it a try if i like the plot i guess.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? I honestly dont care.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Yes i can make it hard ;-)

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? If the chairs sitting place is very small, that maybe will happen

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes bouncing and slapping around. I like that

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? I dont know about condom sizes to be honest. Had only blowjobs until now.

 

[crg1998]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4 inches and 7 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Two of my friends are 9 and 10 inches

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I like my size

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
People usually like my size and I do not generally consider myself that big. The cons are that it is hard to conceal boners

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
6 inches soft 9 inches hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes done it with a few of my friends

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.5 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I would say so

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6 feet and 12

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I do not have super big hands or a big nose so I don’t know

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Irish English Scottish so not really

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not really

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Not really

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I wouldn’t mind doing it

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I would say small is 5.5 inches and below, average about 5.5-7 and big like 9 inches

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how far I am from the edge but probably not

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Not usually

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes normal condoms

 

[FullynakedAlpha]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
6" and 9"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah many shower under the showers when played sports and I'm the last years in gyms etc
Plus of some mates we tag teamed with. Again many showers, few definitely longer. Mine in thick with a big head

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm thick with a big head .. I consider big 10" and above
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Only pros

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
shorts without underwear even if I love it. I go commando not as many times as I would

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? 8/10

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yeah. Until 20s Always, from the 30s really rarely

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I was even more thicker

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I would

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I dunno which toilet you have but in Europe u must be an elephant to make this happens

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nah

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Nah

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6'1" x 100kg muscle

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I got big hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Used to do for my big head

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I did it actually

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Dunno what to say

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Zero

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? N O elephant here

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Without underwear oh yes a lot

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

All tight. A torture

 

[FullynakedAlpha]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
6" and 9"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah many shower under the showers when played sports and I'm the last years in gyms etc
Plus of some mates we tag teamed with. Again many showers, few definitely longer. Mine in thick with a big head

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm thick with a big head .. I consider big 10" and above
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Only pros

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
shorts without underwear even if I love it. I go commando not as many times as I would

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? 8/10

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yeah. Until 20s Always, from the 30s really rarely

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I was even more thicker

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I would

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I dunno which toilet you have but in Europe u must be an elephant to make this happens

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nah

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Nah

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6'1" x 100kg muscle

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I got big hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Used to do for my big head

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I did it actually

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Dunno what to say

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Zero

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? N O elephant here

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Without underwear oh yes a lot

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
All tight at the base. A torture

 

[Bighead769]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

I’m about 5 inches long soft and 7.5 inches long when hard. About 4 inch girth when soft and a 6.5 inch girl when I’m hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

I’ve ever met anyone in person who I knew to have as big or bigger cock than me. I’ve definitely seen them online and in person in locker rooms.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

I love the aesthetic of my fat cock. I love the big fat mushroom tip and the thick veins. I love the reactions I’ve gotten from women and men and it makes me feel very masculine.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

pros are the visual reactions and the visuals in general. Like I love when I get to face fuck, how they struggle to take it.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

I’m not big enough to have that problem.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’d like to be 8.5 inches long and 8 inches thick.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

I love to and wish I could more in person.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I was on viagra and had a cock ring on, I was almost 8 inches long and a fat 7 inches thick.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Fuck yeah.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Sometimes! My balls mostly.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes and it gets me chubbed.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6 one and a 13.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have huge hands!

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Just European.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Fuck yeah I love it.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I’ve had a few gay bros check me out hardcore in the gym lockeroom. And I’ve always gotten nice reactions from women.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes I would.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I think big is 7, average is 6, and small is 4.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

smack faces.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Magnums are preferred. Everything below is tight.