Masturbating to gay porn. Wait no I am laughing as I wrote that
Lets try being overly neat and keeping a spotless house
Add to that
Not being a total arsehole to everyone you meet
Saying please and thank you
Dressing well and not being a scruffy stubbly bum.
Being interested in gardening (apparently gardening is as gay as a forward pack). My vegetable garden has fed my family for 20 years now, gay eh?
Owning a small dog
Owning a foreign car- like something which isn't mainstream...
Listening to classical music
Holding hands with your woman on the beach
Wearing clothes that are not brown, grey or black
There are a few things that are deeply suspicious, such as an interest in manicured lawns, jacked up trucks, being a rugbyhead and an obsession with golf. Just saying...