Had to see a doctor in an emergency clinic after spilling some hot liquid on my lap. Female doctor entered the room, looked at my penis and said “alright big boy, what seems to be the problem”. Silent awkward pause, and very quick exam
Very unprofessional of the doctor to say that though. Imagine the scandal if a male doctor had said to a female patient with huge tits "What seems to be the problem Jugs?" so many double standards. That's why there will never be equality.Had to see a doctor in an emergency clinic after spilling some hot liquid on my lap. Female doctor entered the room, looked at my penis and said “alright big boy, what seems to be the problem”. Silent awkward pause, and very quick exam
Oh, she immediately knew she made a mistake. I wasn’t offended, but that’s just me. This was also like 20 years ago.Very unprofessional of the doctor to say that though. Imagine the scandal if a male doctor had said to a female patient with huge tits "What seems to be the problem Jugs?" so many double standards. That's why there will never be equality.
It's good she realised her mistake. I wouldn't have been offended either it's just the principleOh, she immediately knew she made a mistake. I wasn’t offended, but that’s just me. This was also like 20 years ago.
Very unprofessional of the doctor to say that though. Imagine the scandal if a male doctor had said to a female patient with huge tits "What seems to be the problem Jugs?" so many double standards. That's why there will never be equality.
Amazing story lol I'm surprised you didn't end up at area 51Doctors and nurses are human, too. I once ended up in the hospital with what turned out to be a blocked lymph node in my groin. The symptoms were a lot of swelling of one leg (which was starting to go down on its own) and my cock was constantly full erect size and thickness, although completely soft. For the couple of days I was there, there was a constant stream of medical personnel, male and female, with their ID badges turned around so I couldn't read them, who would mumble something about being affiliated with my doctor, thsat they just needed to check up on me, and inspect my cock. (Out of the dozen or so, the only one I actually recognized from my doctor's office was the little old lady with the walker.) I guess that's what I get for making the hematologist that first examined me feel inadequate. After an ultrasound of the penis showed negative results for a clot (the ultrasound tech was obviously gay, we both rather enjoyed the procedure), the hematologist began to question me:
"Sir, is you penis normally like that?" "Yes, this is nothing unusual, except that I am not aroused."
"But sir, is your penis normally that large?" "Yes, when it is erect."
"But sir, is your penis normally that thick?" "Yes, when it is erect." (At this point, the U.S. tech is biting his lip so hard to keep from laughing.)
And then, looking rather humbled "But sir, is your penis..." I cut him off "Yes,Yes, I have a big cock!"
The urologist saw me later, took one look at it, and asked "So, you were in San Francisco?" Then he whispered in my ear "Don't worry. I did my residency there. I've seen everything. You'll be fine." And so I was, after entertaining the staff for a couple of days.
I didn't get laid much in high school, so for a while, the only thing influencing the perception of my dick was porn. I didn't realize how uncommon the dick sizes in porn are, and legitimately thought I was about normal. It wasn't college when a girl had straight-up refused PIV, and after I had a few discussions with the health center about how to properly measure one's self for a condom that I realized that I might actually be a little gifted in the pants department.
It took me some time, a few more hookups, some hard (heh) statistics and math about the distribution of dick sizes across the population, and multiple failures with normal-sized condoms to finally accept that partners weren't just flattering me or were nervous and inexperienced, and realize that I do, in fact, have a big dick.
So similar to my experiences! Always based my perspective on what I saw in porn and thought I was fairly average. Until I realized that the guys I saw in porn were much bigger than average. Women had made comments, but always thought it was just flattery.
This is similar to myself when I was younger and fucking a few diff chicks, at the same time, very casual. At least two of them were friends, they were both keen to have me feed them my cock, so I thought it was a bit of a joke they were playing on me to keep me keen!.A few years ago after my divorce. I was back out on the scene and meeting lots of women. I have never been one to brag about dick size and I do not think I really have that big of a dick. Average and useful. However I kept getting the same feedback from every woman I was with. None of them knew each other so I figured maybe I have something going.
That’s funny. Thought the same thing about condoms until someone brought a box of magnums to a going away party for a buddy. I swiped one and used it next time I had sex. Definitely a “light bulb” experience.It was after the third girl I had sex with.
I was a late bloomer (growth spurt was at 16), and not much locker room time after freshman year of high school. So I mainly had porn as a reference.
When I finally started having sex, the fist two girls were virgins, so they didn’t have a frame of reference, either. I just thought condoms were supposed to be uncomfortable.
The third girl was more experienced, and told me, “They make these things called Magnums now...”