Why Are Small Dick Jokes Socially Excepted This Day And Age?

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My only issue with men who think they are small is their nasty attitudes and assumptions affecting how they interact with people.
The whole something to prove vibe.
Be that smallness in stature, penile dimensions, intelligence, or whatever else they obsessively compare.
That alone makes one “small.”
 
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I mean has it ever been truly "acceptable"? In my lifetime, in my circles it's always been looked at as being in poor taste.

I honestly can't remember an instance of anyone I know telling a dick size joke - I'm sure it happens, I just haven't witnessed it. Nobody I know tells mother-in-law jokes either, but I know they happen.

I've witnessed it being thrown as an insult and I'll never forget it. It was the end of the school day (you could attend my school at 18 mods) and everyone was walking towards the bus stops. Everyone. There was obviously some sort of acrimonious break up between a couple who spent the best part of every day eating each others faces, because she screamed loudly from one end of the road to her (presumably) ex at the other end of the road "WHY DON'T YOU GROW A DICK SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT ONE" while waggling her little finger intending to humiliate him. He carried on walking and simply raised his middle finger. Young and immature as we all were, nobody laughed at him, everyone thought she was a bitch. It definitely backfired, the cold shoulder was brutal.
 

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I have a friend or two who's really small in the crotch and they still hear jokes like that all the time. It's always been a thing from what I've noticed, and never went away. Phrases like "little dick energy", and punchlines about how weird and cringe sph is, someone being undesirable because they have a small dick, etc are still prevalent.
 
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While I grew up around the almost quiet “is that car compensating?” sort of comments, and they could be driving habits too, The only direct comment on dick size was my first roomie, commenting on his own lack. He never lacked for interested women. But he advertised his “lil Smokey” sized equipment, complete with pinky finger waggle.

I neither knew or cared if this was true. But the women’s response made me think that size wasn’t an issue for them,

I just knew him as a cool and kind of weird guy. He was six feet and change, with an almost six inch mohawk, usually blue.
We did the grocery shopping for the place.
You can imagine the looks the5-2 hippie girl and the tall punk got.
 
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The way I've heard it put is a lot of penile-challenged men tend to not even have an issue with women expressing a dislike of dicks that size (there seems to be a LOT of men with little dicks out there who even prefer vicariously observing women having sex with bigger men and say how much better sex is with someone who isn't small, or have a strong desire to see it), they just want to more honesty that common preferences against micro exist, and will say they're tired hearing so many people deny the fact that your sex life can suffer if your penis is really small. This is why there's such a demand for porn footage of women simply saying how much they love big dicks - after all the instances of being turned down or getting reactions of disappointment and mere tolerance in the bedroom, and seeing how much more enjoyable the sex with average to bigger men is and the reactions their bodies evoke compared to the ones their bodies do, all while being dismissed as "nobody thinks size matters, you'll be fine, it's how you use it, etc" it's probably a refreshing thing to see.
 

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*is not lying when says am not a size queen*

*is pointing at myself*

*doesn't even need to be penetrated to cum hard as fuck (still pointing at myself)*

And I managed that without saying anything about any other woman's preferences. Funny, huh?

Oh, and I'm not saying it to fucking "refresh" anyone. I'm saying it because it's fucking true. Jesus Christ.
 
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This has gone far off the OP.
Why are the jokes about small peen made and doing well?

Because some humor is cruel, or pandering, or going for low hanging fruit.

Threads go further off the rails than this one has... But good call.

*Walks away whistling*
 

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Also it should probably be mentioned there's a distinction between a size queen and someone who doesn't prefer bigger necessarily, but simply isn't totally fulfilled by someone who's abnormally small. It's pretty common for sexually active young adults to feel this way. Many who do don't really think of it in these terms because to them a six inch dick is just a dick - not one that dwarfs another man's penis and is more practical and functional. They don't put that much thought into it because they're often in a different lane compared to someone working with a dick like that. It's the norm, in other words. Because of how rare the condition of micropenis is, there's not much awareness among the general public that some men are so small you literally can't feel anything during sex, what their sex lives are like, etc. It's not like it's the end of the world if you have that condition or anything, either - lots of men handle being small VERY poorly to say the least - however it's true that you will be considered more niche in dating culture and there's not much that can be done about it.

*is not lying when says am not a size queen*

*is pointing at myself*

*doesn't even need to be penetrated to cum hard as fuck (still pointing at myself)*

And I managed that without saying anything about any other woman's preferences. Funny, huh?

Oh, and I'm not saying it to fucking "refresh" anyone. I'm saying it because it's fucking true. Jesus Christ.

Apologies t_n_j, is this was in response to anything I said? If not no worries, just wondering since I haven't posted anything that was directed at you specifically, so not sure why this is something that would need to be said...
 

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Also it should probably be mentioned there's a distinction between a size queen and someone who doesn't prefer bigger necessarily, but simply isn't totally fulfilled by someone who's abnormally small. It's pretty common for sexually active young adults to feel this way. Many who do don't really think of it in these terms because to them a six inch dick is just a dick - not one that dwarfs another man's penis and is more practical and functional. They don't put that much thought into it because they're often in a different lane compared to someone working with a dick like that. It's the norm, in other words. Because of how rare the condition of micropenis is, there's not much awareness among the general public that some men are so small you literally can't feel anything during sex, what their sex lives are like, etc.



Apologies t_n_j, is this was in response to anything I said? If not no worries, just wondering since I haven't posted anything that was directed at you specifically, so not sure why this is something that would need to be said...

It was a response to your post because yet again you're implying that a whole lot of women are just liars and say what they say to appease men.

Answer for yourself maybe? Give it a try? Without going on a tirade about what other women are "admitting" or whatever?

Again, the question and your replies have little or nothing to do with each other. Why are penis jokes still prevalent? I'm not seeing how your replies are in any way relevant or helpful as to the actual question which was asked.

Before we end up pages deep I'll just say that I don't expect you to stop doing what you're doing (speaking on behalf of women who are not you and or accusing them of lying) but it won't stop being very much unappreciated.

I don't hate you, or want you to leave the site altogether or anything ridiculous. I'd just really appreciate it if you would stop phrasing your posts in ways that communicate to the community that you know what we do/don't like and are willing to admit to. Let other women speak for themselves.

I'm out.
 

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Sorry, not sorry...small penis jokes and the jokes upset about small penis jokes get no pity from me.

My intersectionality gives me no tears for those so privileged that a breeze is abrasive to their tender souls. I do not exist to placate those in power.

Who started lol dick jokes? Dudes. To emasculated and feminize other dudes. Y'all set the standard for toxic masculinity, reject it or suffer. Nothing to do with me.

I do throw out the term "little dick energy" while making no reference genitalia beyond verbage. I am commenting on the aggressive over compensation related to a perceived short falling some men choose to build their self worth/being around.

I don't care about a dick. Well, one dick and it's a great dick. All other dicks might as well be thumbs society has decided we need to keep covered. What does win my disdain is being viciously entitled to coddling for a self-inflicted injury while the same sad soul is using his wounded pride as a crutch/cudgel.

How many time has every women here put aside the cringe of "not this again" and genuinely engaged to try to explain to men how women actually feel about peens, dudes and dudes with their peens? Only to have a man stay intent in his need for being marginalized, whens he's not, on a body part of lesser importance and not at defining of who he is. So tight is the grip he will label us liars. Well meaning, but ultimately still, liars.

Don't get my left tit riled up about the SPH trolls. Fucking loathsome. When the almost gleeful disregard/fuck drive for for non-consensual involvement is factored in SPH probably top the misogyny master list if offensive kink.
 
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Sorry, not sorry...small penis jokes and the jokes upset about small penis jokes get no pity from me.

My intersectionality gives me no tears for those so privileged that a breeze is abrasive to their tender souls. I do not exist to placate those in power.

Who started lol dick jokes? Dudes. To emasculated and feminize other dudes. Y'all set the standard for toxic masculinity, reject it or suffer. Nothing to do with me.

I do throw out the term "little dick energy" while making no reference genitalia beyond verbage. I am commenting on the aggressive over compensation related to a perceived short falling some men choose to build their self worth/being around.

I don't care about a dick. Well, one dick and it's a great dick. All other dicks might as well be thumbs society has decided we need to keep covered. What does win my disdain is being viciously entitled to coddling for a self-inflicted injury while the same sad soul is using his wounded pride as a crutch/cudgel.

How many time has every women here put aside the cringe of "not this again" and genuinely engaged to try to explain to men how women actually feel about peens, dudes and dudes with their peens? Only to have a man stay intent in his need for being marginalized, whens he's not, on a body part of lesser importance and not at defining of who he is. So tight is the grip he will label us liars. Well meaning, but ultimately still, liars.

Don't get my left tit riled up about the SPH trolls. Fucking loathsome. When the almost gleeful disregard/fuck drive for for consensual involvement is factored in SPH probably top the misogyny master list if offensive kink.

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I should hope not - a woman's personal preference does not require their approval.

It's not my job to pander to men I don't know.

Good thing no man ever has commented or criticized any woman's body. Ever.

We have so much to learn.
 

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Also. Do not blame women for picking up a stick men have taught us to see as a kill switch and match ender.

Equalization by any means.

Again. Only ya self to blame.

I stand by my first posts in this thread so hard it hurts my tits.

Well, same can be said about anything I post in this section... But reading your posts make me double the fuck down.

Men don't like lil dick jokes? Stop talking about your fuckin dicks ALL THE TIME. Stop comparing yourselves to each other and every phallic inanimate object you see in any given space. Hold each other accountable when one of you makes a shitty joke about another man's body.

Just a couple random suggestions.
 
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My last ex had a small dick and yes he liked me joking about it. Did I like making jokes about it no for 95% of the time. He knew I had a preference for bigger then him and me joking about his small dick was his way of, I think, making me feel more comfortable with his lack of size. NO I wouldn't push the jokes onto anyone else as like i said it didnt always make me feel comfortable doing it.

THIS is ME talking for me NOT other women like certain ladies think is ok for those to do