Would You Date A Guy With Tentacles For Arms?

[LaFemme]

Would the suction cups work like massage cupping? Because I’d totes hire the dude to work with me.
Cupping is a pain to do.

But it feels awesome!

 

[Enid]

Yes, for the freaky factor.

No, if, because he had no opposable thumbs, i had to do everything for him he could not do. Bathe, shave, feed, et cetera. Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

But it feels awesome!

I was speaking from therapist view.

 

[MickeyLee]

Yes, for the freaky factor.

No, if, because he had no opposable thumbs, i had to do everything for him he could not do. Bathe, shave, feed, et cetera. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Tentacles are mad dexterous. Have you ever seen an octopus open a bottle? Awesome! They would be amazing at card tricks if the water didn't make the card soggy

 

[LaFemme]

I was speaking from therapist view.

I know. But as a cuppee, it’s a treat. I care not for toxins, it’s terribly relaxing. I’m sorry it’s a pain to do.

 

[918177]

Megalodons like eating cephalpods.

Insalada di polpo is delicious.

 

[693987]

I would definitely date a sweet, smart guy with tentacles for arms a lot sooner than I would have anything to do with too many of the men on this site

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I just found this on AE’s profile

I love me some good 3D tentacle porn
Not so much the ones that use blurs
That makes no sense

Someone has actually blurred over the naughty bits in the occasional 3D tentacle porn

Who is doing this

 

[ArtAppreciation]

We could try.

I’m game. Who has the stun box fun box?

As long as there aren’t exactly 8 legs

I will think of a spider and
is not sexy to me

I know there are people different than me though

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I would definitely date a sweet, smart guy with tentacles for arms a lot sooner than I would have anything to do with too many of the men on this site

this

 

[ArtAppreciation]

My understanding is Japanese porn censors. Or people who are trying to emulate the style of Japanese censored porn.

such a buzzkill ... gotta have high standards and zero expectations, that’s the key

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I deny everything

That is my official Word

 

[AlteredEgo]

Megalodons like eating cephalpods.

Insalada di polpo is delicious.

I stopped eating cephalopods a few years ago. A friend tried to drown himself. Cephalopods came to him, played with him and gave him a reason to keep surfacing to breathe to extend the play, until he no longer wanted to die. I saw a video of a man saving a small one, no longer than my forearm. The man was careful, trying not to get his skin oils on the dying thing to avoid interfereing with the mucous. He also carefully avoided the beak. Once the poor creature was reclaimed by the rolling surf, it came back, waving its arms in a gesture that could only be interpreted as gratitude. I have had several delightful interactions with captive cuttlefish. I have read about amazing, unplanned feats of intelligence performed by octopuses and squid in laboratories. They are too smart to eat. They are quite delicious. But I can't eat them anymore and maintain my grip on my soul. They are in the group of animals that have become people to me.

 

[EllieP]

I'm not an anime fan, but I know where this is going.

 

[AlteredEgo]

New question. Are these actual tentacles, or cephalopod arms?

 

[ArtAppreciation]

The suction action needs to be tweaked a particular way just for us