Hello everyone! This is my very first blog post. Shocked it took me this long to find out how to make a blog post here.
Anyway, here's a pic of Chris Pratt.
My bawls were aching all day yesterday and then I found a pair of my favourite old wanking rubber gloves in the garage. I knew they'd feel great against my dick, so I grabbed an old porno mag, stripped off, sprawled in my leather recliner with a beer and started beating myself out. I bought this...
Cruising the For The Love Of Leather men thread whilst in bed like a lazy cunt found him and had to wank. Fuck it was good. I'm typing this now with my splooge still on my torso. Fuck yeah good.
Years ago a watch a gay porn video in which a hung black guy fucked a white guy up the ass. Nothing unusual about that, I know. But before the African American top put his cock up the white bottom's ass, he stuck two fingers up the white guy's ass. He said to the camera that they white guy could...
Yes, peeling the banana – I guess we all know this catchphrase as a figurative description of pulling back the penile foreskin for denuding the cockhead.
There is probably no other peeling of a fruit/vegetable evoking a mental image of the real thing, thus being so easily eroticisable. And yet...
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