Doesn't this sound like a very nervous person, people, who's grasping for straws at this point? And no one here has said or even suggested that BB is full of shit except for you.
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Doesn't this sound like a very nervous person, people, who's grasping for straws at this point? And no one here has said or even suggested that BB is full of shit except for you.
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Are you serious Do you expect anyone to believe the highlighted stuff?
Come on, get real.
If you're a plastic surgeon, I'm the Queen of Romania.
Why in the world is it both hard to believe I'm a doctor and that having a penis as big as your arm should be reduced in size through surgery for OBVIOUS reasons? Who are you and what do you know? Shoo, fly, shoo! YUCK!
Christ guys, theres more to life than this. Have a word with yourselves.
You are absolutely right. And with that, I'm going to leave Erik with three clues, three "comments" that he can take any which way he chooses. AND THEN I AM GONE!
This is, of course, regarding his NOT believing me that his pics are out for all to see. Just for the record, I did NOT come up with these comments, the people I know in MN did, and they feel they will both be specific enough to confirm the truth YET NOT give away my sources.
Here they go:
1. Brittany is a runt who you know in MANY ways and who is SECRETLY in love with you.
2. Michelle is/was a cheater and a skank. Haha (I was ORDERED to put that "haha" in).
3. Anyone who leaves MN to move elsewhere (THE 2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS...) to snowboard is two faced and secretly thinks you're a douchbag.
That's it. Goodbye, my LPSGers. Taking my REAL LIFE big dick elsewhere.
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Why is it hard to believe you’re a doctor? For one thing, because you think cancer risk is a reason to have one’s penis surgically reduced. Penile cancer is one of the rarest cancers … with an incidence something on the order of one case per 100,000 men per year. You’re going to chop your dick to reduce that risk?
And taking a scalpel to the penis is a famous way of reducing potency – not increasing it.
Surgery very typically makes a penis less functional than before.
And you mentioned difficulty walking. Please … this one is too absurd to address. Just how heavy a pendulum do you think even the largest erect penis makes?
jesus christ every single one of you people on here is crazy, except for the beautiful stephie, who also might be crazy, but shes hot so who cares...i really dont understand what the BIG FUCKING DEAL is about some fag using fake pictures to try and prove he has a big dick...i mean, no shit, its lame, but fuck him who gives a shit...not me? Him putting his fake pictures on the internet does absolutely nothing but make me laugh..and say "pathetic." We got people coming out of left field and saying "oh man i made those pictures years ago" and people coming out of right field saying "I talked to some people in MN and they know your a faker" Dude the population of MN is over 5 million? You expect ANYONE to believe you called a friend and they actually personally fucking knew the guy you were talking about? BOTH of you are hysterical!
I'm pretty late to the topic, and I missed the pics. I also didn't bother reading all 24 pages (five was enough for me), but a few things always get me when people join and claim some exceptionally large sizes. All the astounding character assassination and moronic bullshit aside...
Why is it that the only guys on this site that have never had problems with the size of their penis are those who claim to be average sized and those who claim to be ~12" or more?
I'm baffled. Really.
Well, Goofyboots hasn't come back or defended anything or said anything regarding those 3 clues, and I saw him logged in here today (SO HOT!). And whether or not BB was telling the truth, Goofyboots has shut up. And, in case you were wondering, we are on the Internet, which shrinks the world down to a very, very small world. So what if MN has that many people? Maybe BB is from there. Maybe he joined specifically to bust Eric. Who knows? But the population comment doesn't hold water.
So YOU may think BB was full of shit (even though it's obvious you didn't really read the whole thread), but Goofyboots doesn't, and he's the one in MN who is probably crying right now. That's pretty obvious. The only one BB cared about believing it was Eric, and he apparently knows it wasn't a joke.
Why are all of you making these backdoor comments? This thread has been amazing, funny and heartbreaking. I feel bad for Eric because of his insecurity, and BB probably should have let it down a notch or two after Eric was exposed, but he also wrote nasty emails to a few people and BB.
Wait, why do I care? I care because it's real drama, people!
On the lighter side: any hung men in here from NYC that need head?
Listen to me, fly: HAVING a very large penis DOESN'T cause cancer. In my work, in my study, men who statistically GET penile cancer are typically above average in size. That's ALL I was saying. You don't OPERATE on a PENIS BEFORE getting cancer! Why would you put a scapel to a man's penis unless you had to REMOVE A CANCEROUS TUMOR?And your statistics (risk numbers) are WAY off.
And I mentioned difficulty walking: YES! If your penis is 9, 10, 11 inches flaccid, you probably wouldn't have any issues.
But if you remember the fake pics of Eric, THE DICK WAS THE SIZE HALF A CAR TIRE STRETCHED OUT! It was 18 inches long, fat as a adolescent boy's leg! YES, YOU would have ambulatory issues if you were that big.
I don't know why you attacked me out of nowhere, but you need to calm down.
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Your remark (again: "If your penis was that large ... any doctor would urge you to get a reduction (big problems with penile cancer and impotence").
This clearly suggest the mere size would be cause to recommend surgery.
Here is your latest statement:
You are contradicting yourself. (I am not sure this will be evident to you.)
The risk numbers are fairly standard. Please, Doc ... investigate.
That dick, as was noted by more than one poster, was nowhere near the size claimed, which was only 13 inches, far short of your oddly exaggerated 18 inches.
But 13 inches would extend to the knee ... and nowhere in those pics was even that extension shown.
I'm perfectly calm. But this is an Internet bulletin board, a place where all kinds of claims can be contested.
This is normal practice.
WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN!? The risk numbers you are quoting are not the ones I see every year in my practice. And he may have claimed it was 13, but it looked like 18 to me, and I'm a world weary size queen.
And all I said was a doctor would URGE you to get a reduction. Which, if your dick was as big as a car tire, would be a wise recommendation. NOT necessarily 13 inches. I'm talking elephantitis. Get it, fly?
I'm done. Relax, Senor, just relax.
I love the way you outed him and his invisible thirteen inch wonder penis!:notworthy:
Will you take me with you, to the Oscars?
I'm in love with blanketyblank! :bj:
I am in love with him too, cigarbabe! His dick is HUGE (it is so yummy; look at that pic with two hands, no photoshopping there!), he's witty, a real detective. I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE! The fact that he doesn't have his shirt off is somewhat disconcerting, but whatever!
And not only was that boy Eric outed, but I really think BB was serious about knowing people Eric knew, sending them the pics and embarassing the shit out of him back in MN. Eric was VERY vocal throughout this whole thread, and once that last post with those mysterious 3 clues was posted, Eric shut up. Those are pretty specific clues.
Hey, maybe BB might allow BOTH of us to suck his dong? We should double team him!
And not only was that boy Eric outed, but I really think BB was serious about knowing people Eric knew, sending them the pics and embarassing the shit out of him back in MN. Eric was VERY vocal throughout this whole thread, and once that last post with those mysterious 3 clues was posted, Eric shut up. Those are pretty specific clues.
Hey, maybe BB might allow BOTH of us to suck his dong? We should double team him!
Geez,I don't about double teaming him, I'll have to ask my husband! :naughty:
Perhaps we could triple team blanketyblank!
C.B.:saevil:
Perhaps we could triple team blanketyblank!
C.B.:saevil:
D_Gunther Snotpole
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... and badly in need of glasses.
You were not talking elephantitis. You were talking about 3ric's supposed dick. (Car tire? Criminy ...)
You've noticed ...
You are too dishonest in discussion to be worth anyone's time.
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