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‘Mate we do the same thing every damn night’, Josh complained as he sank into the sofa in our living room.

‘Someone needs a beer’, I said, coming through from the kitchen, two beers in hand.

‘You could say that’, said Josh, taking a beer gratefully and taking a swig. He ran his hand through his brown hair and sighed.

‘There’s no sign of this ending right?’, I asked as I sat down. The daily government announcement was being broadcast on the TV.

‘Not by the look of it’.

Josh and I were the only two left in our university shared house. Our other housemates had packed and left as soon as it looked like the UK would enter lockdown. We had the house to ourselves, and only each other for company.

‘What’s on TV tonight?’, I asked.

‘What is it, Wednesday? Nothing’, Josh responded.

This was the way most of our nights went. In fact it was the way most of our days went. Aside from Zoom lectures, we couldn’t leave the house for any significant amount of time, couldn’t go to the gym, couldn’t go to the pub and couldn’t see other friends. In short, we couldn’t do anything that two 19 year old guys would usually do. And there were only so many Zoom quizzes one person could stomach. We worked out every day, improvising weights with household objects, doing abs exercises, push ups and going for runs, but it wasn’t the same.

‘Shall we do something different? A board game or something?’, I suggested.

‘Only ‘cause you know I’ve got you beat at Fifa’, Josh teased.

‘Fuck off, it’s pretty even most of the time’, I protested.

‘Yeah yeah, wanna prove it?’, he asked.

I wasn’t too keen on the idea of playing FIFA for another night. Perhaps my face told Josh that, as he added, ‘spice it up?’.

‘Spice it up how?’, I asked.

‘Bit of betting? £5 says you can’t beat me’.

‘Oh come on, bet something worthwhile’, I said, and fired up the console. ‘Something more interesting than money’.

‘Loser does the washing up after dinner?’

‘Keep going’, I said.

‘You suggest something then’, Josh said.

‘How about if you concede a goal you have to take off an item of clothing. We play for 20 minutes and the overall loser of the match has to do a dare chosen by the winner’.

Josh looked at me with a grin, ‘you know you’re going to lose though?’, he asked.

‘Prove it. How many items of clothing are you wearing?’

‘Socks, jeans, t shirt and boxers, you?’

‘The same’, I said.

The game was loaded and we picked teams. I picked Manchester City, Josh Real Madrid. I wasn’t sure where my idea had come from, it was pre-planned and wasn’t something I had ever thought about. But now I had suggested it, I felt a strange excitement at the thought of Josh seeing me naked, or vice versa. We hadn’t seen each other in anything less than gym kit before, so this was a brave new world for us as friends.

‘Clear on the rules?’, I asked.

‘Crystal clear’, Josh chuckled, ‘you’re getting naked buddy’.



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‘I’m gonna get you back for that Josh!’

Josh just laughed. ‘How you gonna do that then?’

I thought for a moment. I couldn’t think of an idea.

‘Since you’re all out of imagination’, Josh started, ‘how about a wank race?’

‘A wank race!?’, I asked, incredulous.

‘Yes, a wank race. First to cum is the winner, the loser gets a forfeit’. My heart did a somersault.

‘I mean…’, I stammered.

Josh didn’t give me a chance to protest, not that I particularly wanted to, ‘so for the forfeit, hmmm’, he thought.

‘What about the loser has to streak, like I had to?’, I asked.

‘Come on mate that’s a bit tame for the loser of this one isn’t it?’, he winked. ‘How about this, neither of us have ever eaten our cum right? So the forfeit for the loser is that they have to eat their load!’

‘You mean like, taste it?’, I asked.

‘I mean eat it, every last drop’, Josh laughed.

The idea was kind of repulsive and hilarious at the same time. I kind of liked the idea of watching Josh sucking his load off his own hands. ‘Deal’, I said, ‘what are the rules?’.

‘Ok, how about this, we lay back next to each other on the bed. No porn allowed because then one of us might get an unfair advantage. We start from soft, and anything goes: we can wank however we want, lube, no lube, whatever you like. We can’t distract each other directly. First to cum is the winner, then the other has to finish and eat his cum’. I nodded.

‘Off the winner’s abs’, he smirked.

‘Wait what?!’, I asked.

‘Yep, when the winner cums, he shoots his load on the loser’s body. Then when the loser cums, he has to shoot his load on the winner’s abs and then lick it off’.

‘I hope you’re hungry Josh’, I joked.

I laid down on Josh’s bed, after collecting my lube. Josh fished around in his bedside table and pulled out his own, then laid next to me, on my right. To my surprise, Josh had laid down surprisingly close, close enough that his left leg was touching my right.

‘Do you wank left or right handed by the way mate?’, Josh asked.

‘Left, right hand is for using the computer mouse’, I laughed.

‘Same! Well, the opposite, I mean I use my right hand’. Josh was left handed.

‘Comfortable?’, he asked. I confirmed. We were sat with our backs propped up on pillows.

‘Ready?’, Josh asked.

‘Ready’, I said.

‘Go!’, he said. We both grabbed our lube and poured some into our wanking hands and began to lube ourselves up. Neither of our dicks took any persuading and within only a few seconds we were both hard and stroking fast.

I was so horny I knew I would be able to cum quickly. And I knew it was a fair contest as earlier it had transpired that we had both last cum at roughly the same time. Nevertheless, Josh was obviously horny as well.

With no porn to watch my eyes had nothing to do other than watch myself stroking my own dick, or Josh stroking his. His technique was standard, his thumb and palm encircling his shaft, foreskin pulled behind his glans, stroking up and down fast. Mine was the same, and somehow we had managed to fall into the same rhythm, stroking in time with one another. His spare, empty left hand stroked his abs, while my empty right hand held the base of my dick.

I noticed Josh’s balls bouncing up and down as he stroked. The slit at the end of his glans stretched and opened slightly at the bottom of each stroke, before closing back up again on the up-stroke, exactly the same as mine. I realised suddenly I was staring at my best friend’s dick as I masturbated myself, and how gay this would look to anyone on the outside. But I noticed Josh staring at mine in return and consoled myself that it was totally fine if Josh was staring at me too. We were side by side, with our legs, hips, shoulders and arms touching.

‘Man this feels good’, I said.

‘Tell me about it, I needed it so bad’, Josh said.

‘Too bad it’s going to end with you covered in my cum and eating your load off my six pack’, I teased.

‘I don’t think so buddy!’, he said. ‘When I win, I’m gonna cum on your chest I think’.

‘Nah mate, when I win I’m gonna make a huge mess on your abs’, I retorted.

‘You better hurry up then mate cause I’m not gonna be long!’

We had been wanking for a minute and I expected I would start to feel it soon. I carried on watching Josh jerking his big dick, the head emerging from his fist and then disappearing back inside again, covered in lube. Another 30 seconds past and I didn’t feel any closer. What was going on? Was I distracted? If I needed to I could usually stroke a load out in a minute or so.

Josh’s breath got heavier, his toes began to curl and uncurl and his abs began to tense and untense.

‘I’m getting close’, he warned, still pumping his dick hard.

Not wanting to lose, I began to stroke harder and used my right hand to squeeze and fondle my balls. I looked down Josh’s body again and noticed he had a small dribble of precum on his abs where it had fallen from his dick. I noticed that Josh was watching me wank my cock and the thought of him enjoying watching me play with my cock gave me a surge of arousal.

Finally I began to feel my cock responding and the slightest warm feeling began to build. I guessed I was 30 seconds away from cumming.

‘Fuck here I come!’, Josh said, and suddenly he jumped up to his knees and straddled my thighs, his muscular body looming over me. A few more strokes and his cock erupted. I stopped wanking, defeated. Josh moaned loudly as his cum shot from his cock, legs, abs and arms tensed. The first rope of cum landed on my chest and reached down to the top of my abs. The second reached further, hitting the top of my chest. The rest of his spurts landed on my abs. He watched as he came, seeing it land on my body and laughing and smiling while he moaned.

When he was done, he stayed straddling my thighs for a few moments, taking in the scene. I looked down my body. Josh had shot a huge load of warm cream-coloured cum. It was somewhere in the middle of the thickness scale, but the cum on my chest was already running down towards my abs.

‘Loser, covered in my load!’, Josh gloated, finally getting off my thighs and laying back down on the bed.

‘Can I at least wipe it off?’, I asked.

‘Nope, that’s part of your forfeit!’, Josh laughed. ‘Now finish up quick, I want to watch you get your first taste of cum!’

Suddenly I felt very exposed being the only one wanking. I put some more lube on my hand and carried on stroking my dick and felt very aware that Josh was watching. Not having to race I wanked less vigorously. Now not concentrating on wanking himself, Josh chipped in with a commentary of my technique.

‘It’s funny that you do the same as me, you don’t stroke all the way down your shaft’, he said.

‘I do sometimes, I guess it’s just that it feels better on the tip right?’

‘Yep, it’s way more sensitive right? Do you always wank with lube?’

‘Not always’, I said, ‘depends if I’m in a rush or not!’

‘Same’, he said.

I was stroking slowly, actually weirdly enjoying the fact that Josh was watching me. I put my right hand back on the base of my dick to keep my foreskin pulled right back and to fully expose my glans. It was darker in colour than the rest of my cock and glistened with lube. I poured some lube directly on it and rubbed it all over my shaft and tip. I was secretly enjoying giving Josh a bit of a show. I looked over to his dick again and noticed he was still completely hard. Was he actually enjoying watching me wank?

As I carried on stroking, Josh’s cum continued to run down my body. The cum that had landed on my chest had reached the top of my abs and run down the sides of my torso. What had landed on my abs had run down the valleys in my six pack and off my sides. I noticed my navel was full of his cum. What had landed on my lower abs was now escaping down where my pubes would have been and around the base of my cock and balls. Knowing that I was covered in Josh‘s cum was a turn on and a humiliation at the same time.

‘Don’t want this to escape mate!’, he said, scooping up his cum from my sides as it was about to hit his bed, and smearing it over my abs.

‘Mate any excuse to feel my six pack!’, I laughed. I was only half joking.

The feeling arrived again and I sped up as I neared my orgasm.

‘I’m gonna cum pretty soon’, I announced.

Josh laid back on the bed ready to take my load on his abs. He was still rock hard. I adopted the position that Josh had, straddling his legs. I prayed for a small load. My body began to tense as I felt the feeling build. I suddenly realised I was moaning. Josh was grinning.

‘Fuck I’m cumming’, I said, as I aimed my cock down at Josh’s abs. The force of my orgasm took me by surprise. The first spasm shot a load almost as far as Josh’s face, and covered his chest, the second hit him square on his left nipple and left a trail running down his pec. Trying to control my aim I pointed further down and the third string of cum covered Josh’s cock and groin, and the remaining spurts hit the target of his abs. I panted, surprisingly out of breath, cock still in hand as I straddled Josh’s legs.

‘Fuck me buddy! That was a huge load!’, Josh laughed. ‘I thought the forfeit was to eat your cum off my abs, not my whole body! ’

It was a thick but huge load. Unlike Josh’s, my cum stayed planted where it landed.

‘Now it’s time to pay up Sam, ready to get your first taste of cum?’, he gloated as I took in the reality of what I was about to have to do.

I dropped to all fours, a hand each side of Josh’s torso, and lowered my head.

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Josh’s eyes were closed and screwed up as his lips closed on my hard dick. He reached up with a hand and held the base of my cock to lessen the angle of my boner. I immediately felt his warm wet mouth around my glans. I didn’t know what to do with my hands, so instinctively put them on the back of his head. He didn’t complain. His own spare hand was holding my right leg.

‘This is what you get for being cocky’ I taunted him. ‘Oh yeah, suck me’, I moaned like a pornstar. Josh was actually doing more than I had expected. I felt his tongue play around my cock head, and he began to bob his head up and down, although he still only had my glans in his mouth.

‘Come on Josh, you’re going to have to get it deeper than that’, I said as I pulled his head towards my body and my shaft started to disappear into his mouth. Again he did not complain. I could scarcely believe that I was standing butt naked in our living room, as my best mate was sucking my dick.

I decided to taunt him more ‘keep going Josh, just like that. I think you’re gonna make me cum’, I laughed and he just carried on, clearly not believing me. I wasn’t going to cum, and with 30 seconds left there was no risk.

‘Time for some deepthroat?’, I said, and I forced my dick even deeper. He couldn’t take it. He gagged and spluttered and pulled back. But tried again, managing to take three quarters of my length in.

‘You’re pretty good at this mate, sure it’s really your first time?’

Josh was actually good. I started to believe what they said about men giving better blowjobs because they knew what felt good.

‘Open your eyes and look at me’, I instructed, knowing that would add to Josh’s humiliation. He did as told and looked up at me, cock in his mouth, bobbing backwards and forwards. ‘Remember you’re doing this because you have the smaller dick’, I taunted.

The timer reached zero and an alarm sounded. Josh pulled his mouth off my cock and a strand of saliva trailed between his mouth and my erect penis. I was covered in wet slimy spit. Josh rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand.

‘How was it?’, I asked.

‘Humiliating’, he said. ‘At least it didn’t taste of much’

‘That’s surprising, I usually produce buckets of precum’, I said.

‘Mate that’s sick’, he said and grabbed his beer, took a few gulps, then washed out his mouth and spat it back out.

I noticed that Josh’s own erection hadn’t gone down at all.

‘I reckon you enjoyed that’, I taunted, pointing at his dick.

He shrugged ‘looks like you did too’ he shot back, pointing at my own.

‘A blowjob is a blowjob, whoever’s doing it for you’, I retorted.

Josh laughed it off.

‘So, how does it feel to be a cocksucker now?’, I carried on teasing Josh.

‘Piss off, it’s just a bet’, he said.

‘And how does it feel to know you have the smaller boner?’

‘Surprising’ Josh said in a word.

‘If it’s any consolation mate, your dick is pretty huge too’, I said honestly, ‘you wouldn’t have lost to anyone else in the house’, I consoled him.

‘True’, he said, ‘I just wasn’t expecting that monster cock of yours’, he said, ‘I can’t fucking believe how big it is. My fucking jaw is aching’, he said.

‘I’ve had a lot of girls complain about that’, I told Josh. ‘As I said, you wouldn’t lose a size contest to anyone else in the house’

‘You reckon?’, Josh asked.

‘Yeah definitely. Luke can’t be as big as you, nor can Tom or Charlie’, I said.

‘I’ve seen Tom’s cock’, Josh laughed, ‘he’s tiny!’

I laughed, ‘no way, when? How small are we talking?’

‘It was when we did the naked calendar shoot for the sports union. I was there with tennis but he was going first with thWe all had to strip off obviously and there was Tom, covering his junk from the start. When he had to move his hands so that he could put them on his head for that shot where he was covered by the head of the guy in front of him, I took a look, you know, just out of interest. It was literally like 2.5 inches’

I snorted, ‘perhaps he’s a massive grower?’, I asked.

‘Doubt it’, Josh said chuckling. ‘I’d give him 5 inches hard at the very most’. We both laughed.

‘What about Tom, does he shave his pubes?’ I asked.

‘Nope’, said Josh, ‘he could use the help though!’

‘What about Luke and Charlie?’ I asked.

‘I‘ve never seen them to know’, Josh said. ‘Charlie seems like the type who might, you know, gym boy’.

‘Yeah, and Luke might too you know, being a swimmer’

‘True’, Josh said.

By now we were both back on the way down to soft. I looked at my phone. It was only 8:50pm. It was dark outside but I was enjoying our evening too much to think about going to bed.

‘Hey Sam, I want my revenge for that last forfeit’, Josh said.

‘Careful Josh, you don’t want to lose out again’

‘How about this?’, Josh said, ‘a wrestling contest. Best of three, the loser is the one who is pinned for 5 seconds’.

‘Isn’t that a bit gay mate? Two lads wrestling naked together?’

‘Of course not, or are you scared you’ll lose?’, Josh teased.

‘Nope, not at all’

‘Ok, and here’s the forfeit, the loser has to get on all fours and take a spanking from the winner, 10 spanks on each buttock’

‘Ok, what the hell’ I said, expecting to win. Being slightly bigger than Josh, I thought there was a good chance I’d win.

‘Let’s clear a space here’, Josh said, lifting the coffee table out of the way. I pushed the sofas back and we had a ring, around 4x4 metres.

‘Ok, some ground rules’, said Josh, ‘no hair pulling, no going for the face, and no attacking below the belt. Got it?’

‘Got it’, I affirmed.

We squared up in the middle of the ring, ready to wrestle.

I made the first move, lunging for Josh’s legs. He didn’t go down, and we were caught with me holding his thighs, on my knees, him grappling my back, bent over me. Eventually we fell onto the carpet and I scrambled to pin Josh. He was too quick and had his feet pushing my shoulders. I managed to spin Josh to come at him from the side but he was too quick and we ended up with me on the floor, and Josh on top of me, head to toe, almost as if we were about to 69. Josh managed to kneel on my shoulders and suddenly I was pinned, with a full view of Josh’s arse, with his cock and balls dangling between his legs. I then realised he was once again getting hard. And straight after that, realised I was getting a semi too. Josh counted us down and I lost the first round.

We stood back up and faced off. I was desperately trying not to get a full boner, but failing. As we locked together again, I was almost at 50% hard. Josh eq ent far behind.

We fell to the floor again and Josh was on top of me, scrambling up my body, trying to pin my shoulders with his forearms. I writhed, and our bodies rubbed together, lean muscle on lean muscle, warm skin on warm skin, sweat on sweat and six pack on six pack. Our faces were inches apart, and Josh was lying fully on me, pinning me. I realised suddenly that our crotches were also pressed together, and his now fully hard penis was pressing up against my abs, and mine against his, our balls touching. Was this the most homoerotic moment of my life? Why was I hard? Why was Josh hard?

Surely I could lose? But Josh counted down as I bucked my hips. He wouldn’t be budged and he declared victory.

‘Loser!’ he cried, kneeling up, straddling me.

‘Bet you wished you’d set a better forfeit now’, I said.

Josh climbed off me and stood panting, seemingly unfazed by the fact he had an erection.

‘Get on your hands and knees loser’, he instructed.

I did as I was told, climbed onto all fours, presented my bare butt to Josh with my still hard cock and balls hanging between my legs, and waited for my humiliating spanking.

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‘Can I at least cover my junk with my hands?’, I asked, dreading the embarrassment of opening the door completely naked.

‘Nope, you’ve got to give the guy a full view!’, Josh replied. ‘Of everything’, he added.

‘Everything?’ I asked.

‘Everything. Your body, your package, and your arse’, he laughed.

‘You want me to turn my back and show him my arse?’

‘I want you to ‘drop’ something and bend over with your back to him, so that he sees your arse and your hole!’, Josh cackled.

‘Mate that’s evil!’ I said.

Josh just laughed ‘and you have to ask him what he thinks of your freshly shaved pubes’. Josh grinned.

‘Are you serious?’

‘Yep, or if you prefer, you can do the dare and drink your own piss’

‘No way’, I said, knowing I was beaten.

‘Hope it’s not some pervy old man’, Josh laughed.

We sat in the sitting room on the sofa and played a quick game of fifa to pass the time. When I won comfortably I kicked myself for having lost earlier and not having made a bet this time.

‘Ah Sam he’s nearly here. Just as well, I’m starving’.

I was quite nervous. I didn’t have a clue what the guy would be like, how he’d react, whether he’d find it funny or be angry.

‘Just act natural’, Josh encouraged. He showed me his phone. The driver was just outside the door.

I looked at myself in the full length mirror in our hallway as I walked to the door, heart beating hard, looking at what he was about to see. To be honest, if he was gay, he was going to get a real treat - a young naked toned guy with a fairly big dick and no pubes for it to hide behind. The doorbell rang and I approached the door, unlocked it, took a deep breath and pulled it wide open.

The delivery guy turned to me as the door opened and immediately his eyes widened and he looked me up and down. He laughed as he realised I was naked from head to toe. He was probably the same age as me, probably even a university student with a side job. He was tall but quite skinny. He was finding it funny, which was a relief at least.

‘Caught you at a bad time bud?’ he asked.

‘Yeah I was just about to get in the shower mate’, I answered. He was still grinning and laughing as he handed me the pizzas, and glancing up and down my naked body. I didn’t get the feeling he was gay, more just enjoying the humour of the situation.

I took the pizzas and intentionally let one slip off as I turned around. ‘Oh fuck’, I said as I bent over with my back to him and showed him my rear and my butthole.

‘Woah mate, some things we don’t need to see’, he laughed, but I knew he was looking directly at my exposed asshole. I scooped up the pizzas and put them on the side.

‘What’s your two digit number man?’ he asked.

‘Ah yes the delivery number, hang on a moment’. I went to the end of the hall and peered into the sitting room ‘Josh what’s the number?’ I asked. He wasn’t there. ‘Josh?’ I called.

He was prolonging my embarrassment, I knew it. I called up the stairs. Eventually the answer came. ‘93’ he said. I walked back to the door and relayed the number.

‘Cheers mate, you go back to your shower’ he laughed.

‘Wait before you go, can I get your opinion?’ I asked.

‘Err yeah sure’, he said looking confused.

‘What do you think of my pubes being shaved? Do you think it looks good?’ I asked motioning to my crotch.

He laughed looking down at my manhood again, ‘sure man, I’m not into guys mate but I guess it looks kind of clean. I bet the girls love it’ he added.

‘Thanks mate’ I said. I built up some confidence and prolonged the interaction, ‘it’s just it’s my first time fully shaved and I’m just worried I’ve made a big mistake, do you think many guys go hairless?’

He laughed again, ‘whatever suits you buddy, do what you want! I think some guys do and others don’t. I just trim personally but you do you man’, he said.

‘Thanks, that makes me feel better’, I said, ‘plus I think it makes my dick look bigger’, I added.

‘You don’t look like you need much help in that department’ he said, and began to walk off, laughing. I had a flush of pride at the compliment.

I shut the door and walked back to the sitting room with the pizzas. Josh arrived downstairs again.

‘You wanker, I know you just wanted to embarrass me further!’ I said, throwing his pizza box at him.

He was laughing, ‘yep, but mate you did so well! And he found it funny too’

‘Did you hear what he said at the end? I didn’t need any help in the dick size department!’

‘Yeah well I bet you’re a shower buddy’, Josh scoffed as he started on his pizza. ‘I’ll have you beat in the boner department I’ll bet’

‘You wanna bet mate?’, I challenged him, .

‘Sure mate, I’ll take you on’, he said with a smirk. ‘Forfeit for the loser for being so cocky?’, he suggested.

‘Sure!’, I said laughing, confident he couldn’t have me beat on this one. ‘What’s the forfeit?’. We continued eating our pizzas.

‘Ok well, since the loser obviously will have the inferior cock, I think he should get on his knees and suck the winner’s dick for a minute’.

I almost choked on my pizza.

‘You ok Sam? Scared you’ve got the smaller dick now?’

‘Nope, you’re on bud!’, I said. I couldn’t believe Josh had actually set that as a forfeit. Up until now everything had been playful and a laugh but the loser sucking dick was crossing a line. Not that I was afraid to cross it.

‘Let’s finish eating and then we’ll measure up’, Josh said. I was suddenly nervous. What if he was a huge grower?

When we finished eating, Josh ran upstairs and got a soft tape measure from his room.

‘Ok how are we doing this?’, he asked.

‘Each measure soft first, then get a hard on and measure?’, I suggested.

‘Sure’, Josh said. He held the tape measure against his flaccid manhood and read off. ‘I’m 4.3 soft’ he said handing me the tape measure. ‘But I am a grower’ he added.

‘Me too mate, me too’, I said, taking the tape measure and reading off my own soft length. ‘I’m 4.9’ I said.

‘Ok here goes’, Josh said, ‘let’s get hard and see who’s the smaller guy’, he said and confidently started playing with his dick. I did the same, pulling my foreskin back and forth a bit and shaking it from side to side. It didn’t take much for me to start getting hard, and Josh’s dick was also soon semi hard, then fully hard. I couldn’t believe that the night had started with Josh complaining about lockdown, and evolved into the two of us practically wanking ourselves in order to compare hard dick sizes. I wasn’t complaining.

I watched as his foreskin retracted over his glans and he pronounced himself fully hard. His erect penis was pretty impressive, pointing at about 45 degrees up to the ceiling, dead straight, with a big head. It had quite a good girth too,m. He proudly took the tape measure and called out the measurement.

‘7.4 inches’ he proclaimed grinning. I smiled to myself. I knew I had won. I finished getting myself hard and as Josh watched, his grin slowly disappeared and turned into shock. My dick was fully hard, pointing almost directly up at the ceiling, glans exposed. I was proud of my cock, it was visually appealing, bigand straight. I proudly took the tape measure and measured my full length.

‘8.8 inches’ I said with an evil smile.

Josh still hadn’t taken his eyes off my dick. He was wide-mouthed, unable to believe he had been beaten, and by such a margin.

‘Cheer up Josh, 7.4 is still well above average’, I joked. ‘I can see why you expected to beat me’, I added teasingly.

Josh managed to say ‘I actually can’t believe it’.

‘You’d better believe it!’, I laughed.

I cheered inwardly, knowing Josh had at last been beaten, and now had to his own forget for being so cocky.

‘Ready to suck cock for the first time?’, I goaded, ‘chin up mate, at least next time it definitely won’t be as big as this’. He laughed at last, and sighed.

‘Sure, whatever’ he said, ‘I got cocky so it’s only fair’.

He got down on his knees as I stood in front of him. Finally I had proper revenge.

‘I’m starting the timer, in three, two, one’ I said, as Josh, on his knees looking up at me, opened his mouth wide and closed on my erect dick.

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I took a sip.

‘I said down it Sam, unless you’re too pussy?’, he mocked.

As expected, it didn’t taste of anything. I did as told and got it over with, downing it in a few big glugs. Josh laughed as I drank, telling me how I was drinking his cock water and asking if I could taste it.

‘I think I peed a little in it actually’, Josh joked.

‘Fuck off’, I said, ‘right, now I’m upping the ante. I dare you to take a wedgie from me’.

‘Sure mate, think you’re going to wedgie me into submission do you?’. He pulled his tight white Diesel boxer briefs back on and stood in front of me.

‘I’m going to make you pay’, I taunted, grabbing a handful of the back of his waistband. I made a few ‘fake’ pulls and Josh winced. ‘Why are you wincing Josh?’, I mocked. Then I yanked the back of his boxers as hard as I could. They immediately pulled up his buttcrack and the force of my pull almost took him off the floor.

‘You bastard’, he said, half laughing, through clenched teeth.

‘I’m not done yet’, I said, and pulled even harder. Josh’s cock and balls were now clearly visible in the tightened front of his underwear. ‘Got your butthole have i?’, I joked. Josh just nodded. Then, with the waistband now almost stretched to the top of Josh’s back, the fabric finally ripped and Josh’s agony ended.

‘Mate they were some of my best’, Josh said, stepping out of his tattered underwear.

‘Too bad loser, have you lost any fabric up your crack?’, I goaded.

‘I think it’s time for your truth now Sam’, Josh said sitting back down on the sofa. ‘How often do you watch porn, and what types?’.

‘Mate, you don’t hold back on the personal questions do you? I watch it like, maybe three times a week? Probably every other time I wank I reckon?’. I was understating, and trying to get away with it. I watched porn almost every time I wanked, particularly since lockdown had started.

‘And types?’, Josh pushed.

‘Oh just the usual stuff, amateur girls masturbating, amateur couples, lesbian stuff, you know?’

‘Nice mate, you get hard for lesbian action?’

‘Yeah, I mean who doesn’t?’

‘What kind of lesbian stuff?’

‘Mate your embarrassing me now!’ I laughed awkwardly.

‘That’s the whole point Sam!’, he replied.

I thought for a moment, ‘I guess I like teen lesbian, strap on sex, 69’, I remembered my last session watching porn. Then I realised my cock was starting to grow. Shit. I shifted to hide it with my leg and moved the conversation on quickly.

‘Ok Josh your truth, have you ever done anything with a guy?’. Josh was stunned by the question and didn’t speak for a moment. Then he answered.

‘Alright, since we are completely confidential’, it was more a question that a statement. I nodded in response. ‘No, not directly. Not like kissed a guy or sucked him or whatever. But I did jerk off with my mate from home over the summer a few times. We would meet up, kick back, watch porn and stroke ourselves. Nothing gay, just enjoying bonding, you know?’. I did know exactly. I had done exactly the same thing with mates in the past.

‘Nothing wrong with that buddy’, I said, ‘so long as you weren’t watching him and not the porn’, I joked.

‘Funny Sam, no we were both very much watching the porn’.

‘Ok your dare now, we need to make these harder don’t we? I dare you to go into Luke’s room, find his best underwear and take a selfie in them, and send it to him’.

I laughed, it wasn’t a bad dare, not that risky, more just funny. But Luke was particularly funny about people going in his room. He was one of other housemates, who had left to spend the lockdown at home.

I went upstairs with my phone, and Josh followed. His door was unlocked, and I went in, found his underwear drawer and pulled out all of his underwear and put it on the bed. Luke was shorter and smaller than me and Josh, so his underwear was a size or two too small.

‘Look!’, I said, finding a pair of white Calvin Klein briefs and holding them up for Josh to see.

‘They’re perfect’, Josh laughed. I pulled them up my legs. I imagined they were already tight on Luke, but on me they were impossibly tight. I looked at myself in Luke’s mirror. The fabric was pulled tight over my arse, and my package was tightly packed in and formed a pouch sticking out at the front. Josh laughed at the sight. I took a selfie in the mirror, front-on, flexing my muscles, and sent it to Luke on whatsapp with the caption ‘didn’t know you were a tighty whities man Luke’.

I took them off and repacked his drawer. He replied immediately, ‘you wanker, get out of my room!’. Josh had been looking around the room while I was posing, looking in Luke’s bedside table, checking under his bed for anything interesting. If there was anything, clearly Luke had taken it home with him.

We returned downstairs and it was my turn to date Josh, ‘I dare you to eat whipped cream off my balls’.

‘What?!’, Josh couldn’t believe it. ‘No way!’

‘Ok so you want a forfeit then?’ I said.

Josh looked torn. ‘No, ok I’ll do it’, he said. I laughed and fetched the whipped cream from the kitchen. ‘How are we going to do it?’, he asked nervously.

‘I’m going to squirt cream on my balls, then you’re going to get on your knees and lick it all off and clean me up’, I said. With that, I squirted cream into my hand and rubbed it over my smooth balls, making sure they were completely covered. The cream stuck surprisingly well. I jokingly forced Josh to his knees in front of me and he complied. From here it looked like he was going to suck me off, which was exactly why I put him in such a humiliating position.

‘Get licking’, I taunted.

‘Lift your dick up at least Sam’, Josh requested. I did as asked to give Josh full access to my balls. He stuck out a tongue tentatively and prepared to be humiliated.

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Josh’s tongue licked up the the side of my left testicle, taking the whipped cream with it. He did the same to the other, taking long licks and eating the cream as he went. His warm tongue tickled my balls.

‘Yeah lick my balls bitch’, I moaned like a pornstar mockingly. Josh ignored me, clearly trying to block out the thought of what he was doing.

When he was almost done, I dropped my cock which i had been holding up to give him access directly into his forehead. It hit him with a satisfying slap.

‘Thanks for that wanker’, Josh snapped, half laughing, half pissed off.

‘How do my balls taste?’, I goaded. I suddenly became aware that my flaccid penis was fast turning into a semi from the stimulation. I hoped Josh wouldn’t notice.

‘Like whipped cream’, he said, and took the final few licks to leave my scrotum completely cream-less. ‘I’m glad I made you shave though, that would have been vile with pubes to contend with’.

‘You’re saying you didn’t mind it with no pubes?’, I teased.

‘You know what I’m saying’, he said. He stood up and wiped the cream from his lips. Wait, was it my imagination? I glanced at his dick. Did Josh also have a semi? He quickly turned away to get another beer from the kitchen. When he returned he was fully soft, but I was convinced he had been slightly hard. He moved the game on.

‘You really went hard with that one Sam, I’m going to have to punish you now’, he said, ‘have you ever eaten your own cum?’

‘What the fuck mate, of course not!’, I answered honestly. ‘Have you?!’

‘Is that the truth you’re asking me?’

‘No, but abswer’, I said.

‘No I haven’t, not intentionally anyway. I guess girls have kissed me after giving me blowjobs, but I’ve never tasted it really’

‘Yeah sure’, I said, ‘I guess it’s the same here. Anyway your truth, have you ever fucked a girl in the ass?’

Josh chuckled, ‘yeah mate, a few times. Girls love it right? I’ve had a few who like it more than regular sex. I had this one regular lay who couldn’t cum from normal sex, but as soon as I put in her arse she screamed like a pornstar and had huge orgasms. It feels amazing mate’. I knew how good it felt. I had done anal quite a few times with my ex girlfriend, and a couple of times with one night stands.

And now it was Josh’s chance to get revenge for my evil dare. ‘I dare you to deep throat a banana like you would want to receive a blowjob’

‘Man what the hell?’, I said, but saw the funny side if it. I grabbed a banana from the kitchen.

‘Bit the twist is’, Josh added, ‘I will hold the banana between my thighs’.

‘Mate you’re a wanker!’ I said, but handed the banana to Josh, who sat back on the sofa and placed it between his thighs, as if it was his erect cock.

‘Get on your knees cocksucker’, he laughed.

I got on my knees in front of Josh and approached the banana, opened my lips and took it into my mouth as far as it would go. To anyone seeing this from the outside, it would absolutely have looked like I was sucking Josh’s dick. Josh laughed as I bobbed my head up and down, then opened my jaw as wide as I could to see how far I could deep throat it.

‘Come on Sam you can do better than that’, Josh teased, and placed his hand on the back of my head, forcing the banana further down my throat. I gagged as it hit the back of my throat, but persisted. I opened my eyes and my vision was filled with Josh’s hairless crotch, his cock and his balls. I noticed that he had no stubble on his pubes, clearly he has had a shave very recently.

‘Woah that’s actually pretty deep!’, Josh remarked. I pulled off to see how far I had got it in. From the saliva marks on it, I guessed it had gone in about 7 inches. ‘Looks like you’d make a great cocksucker’, Josh teased, ‘or maybe you’re just well practiced’. I didn’t have time to respond as Josh forced my head down into the banana again. ‘Fuck Sam I think I’m gonna cum’, he joked in a stereotypical porn voice. He moaned as if cumming, and bucked his hips so the banana was forced in and out of my mouth.

I pulled off and chuckled, ‘glad you liked my skills’ I said, seeing the funny side of it. I thought long and hard about how to humiliate him in return.

‘Ok Josh, I dare you to ride the arm of the sofa pretending to be a girl riding you. Act like you would want her to act, say what you’d want her to say, etc.’

‘Arsehole’, he said in return, but we were both now too tipsy to have any inhibitions at all. Josh straddled the sofa and began to thrust his hips back and forth and up and down. ‘Mmmmm Josh you’re so good’, he moaned, ‘Josh your cock is so big’.

I laughed.

‘Josh you’re gonna make me cum, keep fucking me deep, that’s it’, he said in a high pitched, overly acted voice. He bounced up and down faster, ‘that’s it Josh, I’m going to cum all over your huge dick Josh, yeah oh God I’m cumming’. Josh moaned hard, laughed, breaking character for a moment, then continued screaming and moaning as he faked a female orgasm.

‘Been a while since you got laid like that right mate?’, I teased.

‘Couple of weeks before lockdown buddy’ he replied, ‘guess who?’

‘Tell me’, I replied.

‘Olivia Jones from the netball team’, he winked.

‘You fucked Olivia?’, I asked incredulous. Olivia was a perfect 10 of a girl, with dark hair and tanned skin, round breasts and a small but pert arse.

‘Yep, and she literally came like that’, he gloated.

‘You lucky bastard’, I said, envious.

‘Right Sam, your truth. What is your kinkiest fetish?’, he asked.

‘Oh mate, now you’re getting personal. Ok well I have a thing for light bondage. None of the weird creepy stuff, but it gets me off to tie a chick up, tease her, you know’.

‘Nice mate, do you get off on being on the receiving end?’

I blushed, ‘yeah sometimes I guess. I reckon I’m more dominant that submissive but both are hot’, I admitted.

‘Didnt have you down for that Sam’, Josh laughed.

‘Ok your turn, have you ever had anything in your arse?’, I smirked at the question.

‘Ah man, ok yes. That regular lay I told you about earlier who liked anal, she had a thing for butts in general I think. She was giving me a blowjob once and suddenly she was sticking a figure in my hole. I wasn’t going to stop her was I? So I just let her do it. She did this amazing thing where when I came it was like twice as intense. She did that a fair few times. But other than that, nothing else, no’. I laughed at Josh’s story.

‘Ok Sam, I dare you to show me your internet search history’.

Fuck. I hadn’t cleared it from my porn session the previous night. I handed over my phone with a sense of dread.

‘Let’s see’, Josh said as he scrolled, Facebook, news, news, sport. Aha!’, he exclaimed. ‘Pornhub. What have we got. Yep, as you said, lesbian, teen amateur, couples. Oh hello, bit of lesbian bondage, you really do have a fetish for it don’t you?’

I blushed, praying he wouldn’t find it.

‘And, wait, tickling?’, he read out the video titles, ‘teen tied naked tickled, lesbian tickle torture, cheerleader stripped and tickled, teen has intense tickle orgasm, lesbian teen tied tickled and made to cum. Sam you didn’t tell me about this!’, Josh grinned.

I snatched my phone back, ‘ok whatever, I get off on tickling videos!’ I admitted.

‘I mean, if I’m honest Sam, it’s something I’ve watched a fair bit too’.

‘Oh really?’, I asked, ‘what kind of stuff?’.

‘Just the usual, girls getting tied up naked and ticked, a bit of orgasm control and some forced orgasms’, Josh said factually.

I couldn’t believe Josh shared the same kink as me.

‘What is it about it you like?’, I asked.

‘I guess it’s the idea that the girl is vulnerable and unable to escape, she has to endure whatever the torturer wants’ he said. ‘You?’

‘The same I guess, I like the way they are exposed and vulnerable, plus it’s amazing visually to see the victim spread out with nothing to cover her’.

‘I get that’, Josh said. ‘Ok, now my dare right?’, Josh said.

‘Yep, ok your dare is this, you have to show me one sext that you have sent to a girl recently. It has to include a picture’.

Josh groaned but began looking at his phone. ‘Ok, here you go, sent two days ago to this random tinder girl. She asked for a naked pic after she shared a pic of her breasts. I sent her this’, he handed me his phone.

The message read: I love your tits, would love to have you here so I could shoot my load all over them. The message was followed by several rude emojis and accompanied by a fully naked picture of Josh, omitting his head, taken selfie style. He was soft in it, but clearly tensing his abs. It was taken in his room.

I teased him for it, then he asked me his next truth, ‘have you ever been caught masturbating?’

‘Haha yeah I have, my big brother caught me, and I also got caught by my mate from home. He walked in on me butt naked, watching porn and right at the point of no return. I literally shot my load with him watching, unable to do anything’.

‘Classic, what did he say?’, Josh asked.

‘He teased me about it and has never let it go. I basically was left there cock in hand, porn playing, with my chest and abs covered in my cum. Every time he comes round he knocks really loudly on the door and asks if he’s ok to come in’. Josh laughed.

‘Ok your truth, when was the last time you wanked?’

‘Last night mate, after my shower. Probably 8pm’. I laughed loudly. ‘What?’

‘I was wanking at literally the same time’, I said, ‘to think we were in next door rooms rubbing one out while the other was doing exactly the same thing!’. The thought entertained me.

‘Next date for you Sam, I dare you to pee in the glass and take a gulp’.

I froze. ‘I’m not doing that mate’

‘You’re refusing my dare?’

‘I mean I’ll do pretty much anything else, but I’m not drinking my own pee mate’.

‘Rules are rules buddy, if you refuse you have to do a forfeit!’

I thought about it. I couldn’t do it. No way.

‘Ok I concede’, I said. Josh had beaten me again. He whooped and hollered.

‘Are you hungry mate?’

‘Yeah kind of’ I said, noticing it was now 8:20pm.

‘Fancy pizza?’, he asked, picking up his phone and pulling up the Deliveroo app.

‘Yeah sure’, I said. We placed our orders.

‘It’s in its way, just 15 minutes to wait’ Josh said, putting his phone down. ‘So your forfeit Sam, you have to answer the door to the delivery guy, butt naked’.

My heart skipped a beat.

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We didn’t speak as we played, sat completely naked on the sofa, both leaning forward towards the screen, both concentrating, both knowing that messing up would mean doing a forfeit chosen by the winner. Possession passed from team team, the ball went one way up the pitch, then down the other. Josh got the first chance but missed the goal by some margin. I got the next but Josh saved it easily.

The clock ticked down, ‘what if we end in a draw?’, Josh asked.

‘Golden goal’ I said back, without looking up.

We played on, until a minute later Josh was awarded a penalty for an unfair challenge in my box. My heart sank. He had the record of never having missed a penalty playing against anyone in the house. He grinned as he set up.

‘Im going down the middle’, he taunted, echoing exactly how I had tried to mess with his head earlier.

I tried to mess with him in return ‘I know you are’, I said.

My heart was racing as he lined up, knowing that I was a sitting duck, waiting to be picked off.

He didn’t go middle. He went left. I stayed middle. The ball soared into the back of the net. Josh jumped to his feet, triumphant. ‘Yessss!!’, he shouted. He did a naked victory lap around the room, while I sat, dejected in defeat. 5-4. Why had I suggested this game?

‘Well played mate, honestly. I didn’t think you’d get me naked. I was worried there for a minute, I admit’.

‘I can’t believe it, how did I blow it?’ I said.

‘Mate, you almost had me’, he said.

‘Come on then’, I said, standing up, ‘what’s my forfeit?’.

Josh mocked thinking, with his thumb and forefinger on his chin in a V. A few thoughts went through my mind - doing the dishes for a week? Doing his laundry? Or something more humiliating or embarrassing - streaking in the park or posting a naked picture of my loss on social media.

‘Well Sam, since you took the piss out of me for shaving my pubes…’

My heart sank. No way.

‘Your forfeit is to shave all your hair below your neck’, he smirked.

‘No way!’ I said.

‘A bet is a bet’, Josh winked.

‘Fine whatever’ I said. ‘But not my leg hair. Look I don’t have much anyway’ I brushed my hands against my legs to show how little leg hair I had.

‘Ok fine, but the rest has to go. Pubes, abs, arse, armpits’.

‘Armpits?!’ I protested.

‘Yep!’

‘Do you even shave your armpits?’

‘Yep’ he said, lifting his arms. Sure enough, now I looked, Josh had no hair at all below the neck, except the small amount he had on his calves and and shins.

‘I’m going to look like a girl’ I said.

‘Nope, you’re going to look like me. You’ll actually thank me! Trust me, girls love a muscle lad with no body hair’

‘Girls love me the way I am mate, I was getting so much pussy before this fucking lockdown’, I said.

‘Right stop putting it off Sam, off to the shower now!’, Josh directed.

We walked up the stairs to the shower, and I wondered how I had managed to lose my pubes in a game of fifa. Of course Josh was going to win! Why had I made such a fuss of his pubic hair? If I hadn’t, he’d have given me a simple forfeit, but now…

‘Here, use my razor’ he said, handing me a standard safety razor.

‘Mate I’m not using the razor that’s been all over your junk’

‘It looks like you haven’t got a choice’, Josh said with a smile as he confirmed he didn’t have a spare one,

I took the razor and turned on the shower. The humiliation of having to shave my body hair off in front of him was simultaneously embarrassing and somehow exhilarating.

Josh leaned against the wall of the bathroom with his arms crossed, watching. I pulled the shower curtain halfway and stepped under the warm water. I had only ever trimmed my pubes, never taken a razor to them, and the thought of having a sharp blade next to my package made me nervous. I started with my armpits, one by one, taking the hair off in bits, then rinsing the blade. Josh sniggered as he watched.

‘You know I’m going to get you back for this buddy!’ I laughed.

Once my armpits were hairless I moved onto my abs. I only had a very thin line of hair leading from my navel down to my pubes, and it came off easily.

‘Now your arse, this might be the tricky bit’, Josh said.

‘I actually don’t have any hair on my bum Josh’ I said.

Josh laughed, ‘nice, I’m naturally hairless down there too. It saves so much hassle. Ok time for your pubes man!’, he laughed.

I looked down at my pubic hair. It’s not like I was going to miss it myself. But what if someone else saw? Admittedly that was unlikely with the lockdowns going on, but still, it wasn’t inconceivable that I could meet a girl and bring her home, and what would she think? I wasn’t at all convinced by what Josh said about girls liking smooth hairless guys. What if I got laughed at? What the hell, you only live once, I thought, and lifted my dick up and started shaving my balls.

‘Hooray, go you Sam!’, Josh cheered. It took me a few minutes to shave my balls completely. I then moved onto the hair to the sides of my penis, and then made a start on the triangle of hair above it. The whole process took me about 10 minutes, all the while Josh was laughing and encouraging, giving tips.

After I was done, I took the shower head and directed the water over everywhere I had shaved to get the remaining cut hair off me. Josh passed me my towel and I dried off.

‘You’ve done a pretty good job there mate’, Josh congratulated me, inspecting my work. I stood in front of the mirror and looked myself up and down. Except for the very fine hair on my arms and the small amount of hair I had on my lower legs, I was now completely hairless from the neck down. No hair interrupted the flow of my smooth pale skin. In a strange kind of way, I liked it. It showed my muscles much better and Josh was right - my dick did look bigger now.

‘Ok are we going to get another beer now or what?’ Josh asked.

‘Sure’ I said, ‘but we’re not done with our contest yet mate. I’m gonna get you back for this’.

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Josh squared up to my bare behind. I knew he’d be able to see my whole smooth rear, including my hairless crack and hole.

‘Ready Sam?’, he asked. I was about to reply as he brought his palm down on my right cheek. The slap almost echoed around the room.

‘Fuck!’ I cried out.

‘Shut up and take it like a man’, Josh laughed.

He brought his hand down on my left buttock next, and alternated between the two. I bit my lip to not cry out. After four slaps on each side, my cheeks were stinging. Josh counted each spank out as he delivered them. With the force of each, my hanging balls swayed forwards and backwards between my legs.

Josh noticed this and teased me, ‘Look at your balls’, he laughed, ‘I bet you feel like a vulnerable little loser. Still that’s what you get for being a cocky prick and thinking you can out-wrestle me!’

I laughed it off but lowered my head and looked back down my naked body. I realised I was tensing in anticipation of the next spank. My abs were tight and stuck out, and below them my cock was still rock hard. My balls hung down low between my legs.

Josh delivered more spanks, then for the finale, one very hard one on each butt cheek. I didn’t manage to suppress my pain and yelled at each.

‘Mate your arse is so red’, Josh laughed. I finally stood up, and turned my back to the mirror on the wall to inspect. My usually pale butt cheeks were rosy red, which stood out against the rest of my skin.

As I turned with my back to the mirror, Josh laughed again, ‘bud it looks like you might have actually enjoyed that!’, he teased, motioning toward my election. I looked at his own crotch and noticed his hard on had subsided to a semi.

‘Piss off Josh, and stop perving. I get it, you can’t take your eyes off my massive schlong’. We both laughed.

‘I bet you’re about to say you’re going to get your revenge for that right?’, Josh predicted.

‘Too fucking right buddy’, I said.

‘Alright then, how about this. Whoever can hold a plank the longest is the winner. The forfeit for the loser is…’, Josh tailed off as he thought.

‘Loser has to suck and lick the winner’s nipples for two minutes?’, I suggested.

‘You’re on!’, Josh laughed.

We both dropped to a plank position facing each other and I set a stopwatch on my phone. Without a gym to work out at, I had had to resort to at home abs exercises, so my plank had improved massively over lockdown. I started the stopwatch ‘go!’ I said, and we both raised ourselves into the position.

We were both rock steady for over a minute. The burn started to appear faintly, then got stronger over the next 30 seconds. Josh began to grimace at two minutes. I knew I could go on until about 6 minutes. As another minute went by, my burn got no worse, as Josh began to shake with the effort. My erection was finally disappearing as blood was directed elsewhere. At 4m06s, Josh gave up and collapsed to the floor. I laughed and, as a show of strength, carried on my plank.

‘Sam that’s insane, your abs must be so strong’.

‘Yep!’ I said, not showing the strain. I stood up and tensed my abs running my hand up and down them. Josh was clearly jealous. He had a six pack of his own, which itself was pretty impressive when it wasn’t being compared to mine. I jokingly rubbed my hand up and down his own abs ‘stronger than this beer belly clearly’. He batted my hand away.

‘Alright, pay up Josh, where do you want me?’

‘For fuck’s sake. Just lay on the sofa’. I laid down on the sofa and Josh knelt on the floor next to me. I felt smug that I had devised this clever forfeit. While not as outrageous as sucking my cock or taking a spanking, it was still humiliating to have to lick my nipples. I set a timer on my phone and Josh began.

My nipples were pretty average nipples. They weren’t particularly big or small. But they were sensitive. I in no way had a nipple play fetish, but a few times girls had played with them while giving my head or a handjob, and I had been surprisingly aroused.

Josh immediately got to work on my nipples, starting with the left, the one closest to him. He stuck out his tongue and circled the nipple, then flicked it against it. It hardened almost immediately, growing slightly larger and darker. Josh then enclosed it with his mouth and sucked on it, and an unexpected wave of pleasure hit me. Oh fuck not again. My dick which had only just gone back to fully soft started to rise again. I tried to not think about Josh playing with my nipples, but the harder I tried the harder I got. I decided to let it happen but cover myself with a cushion.

Josh switched to my right nipple, and it too grew hard as Josh ran his tongue over it. I realised suddenly I was thinking more about the feeling than teasing Josh for his humiliating forfeit.

‘Bet that’s not the first time you’ve sucked a guy’s nipple’, I teased. He didn’t react, only carried on sucking. I was now fully hard again under the cushion.

The timer sounded and Josh pulled off. He noticed the cushion immediately, ‘don’t tell me you’re hiding the fact you’re hard again?’, he laughed, pulling the cushion away, revealing my hard on. ‘Sam you must get really turned on by nipple play. I bet that’s why you set that forfeit!’

I covered my face in embarrassment. It genuinely wasn’t, and I was surprised that I had got hard.

‘I don’t get off on it but I guess I just have really sensitive nipples!’ I laughed it off.

‘To be fair, mine are too’, Josh conceded. ‘But I don’t think I’d pop a hard on from it!’ he mocked.

My face reddened. Josh took pity on me, ‘hey everyone gets turned on by surprising stuff’.

I didn’t bother to correct him that nipple play wasn’t a turn on for me, I knew he wouldn’t believe it. ‘Yeah? What about you then? Strange fetishes?’ I asked.

‘Hmm let’s see… girls with tan lines? Pierced nipples and belly buttons? Having my balls tugged and squeezed during sex?’

‘Having them tugged?’ I asked, surprised.

‘Hey I haven’t judged you!’, he retorted, ‘but yeah, like nothing super hard, just a bit of firm tugging, squeezing and maybe a few gentle taps’.

‘I’m not judging buddy! Just curious!’ I reassured him. ‘So you like a bit of cock and ball torture?’

‘Not torture!’, he said, ‘but just a bit of rough play. I bet you’d like it if you tried it’. I couldn’t imagine it but I was pretty open to most things.

‘Anyhow, what time is it?’, Josh asked. I checked my phone ‘quarter past 9’ I said.

‘Want to continue?’, Josh asked with a cheeky smile.

‘You bet buddy, I’m loving humiliating you!’, I replied.

‘Alright then, want to up the ante?’, he asked.

‘I’ll take you on at anything’, I challenged.

‘Ok, why don’t we play a game of jenga?’, Josh suggested.

‘Great, and the forfeit?’

‘You ready to bet heavy?’, Josh challenged.

‘You’re going to lose, so yeah! Pick your forfeit’ I goaded.

‘The loser has to run down to h to the park at the end of the road, do a lap, and run back, butt naked’, he winked.

‘You’re on!’ I said.

Josh pulled out the jenga set and set it up carefully on the table.

‘After you’, he said, gesturing for me to start. I went for a mid level centre brick. Josh did the same. We went back and forth, building up the tower until all the truly safe bricks were gone.

‘Now the fun begins’, I quipped, and pulled a risky block out. The tower held firm. Josh took his turn, and the tower twisted but stayed steady. I guessed the balance had moved so picked a brick from the now heavier side. The tower swayed slightly and my heart skipped a beat as I thought it was about to fall. I gently placed the brick back on top. Josh was in checkmate, there was nothing obvious to go for. He settled on a very risky brick, and pulled it out gingerly. The tower swayed again. He waited for 10 seconds and then gently placed the brick on top. The tower swayed again but didn’t fall.

‘You got away with murder there mate’, I said.

The whole tower was on the verge of collapsing and there clearly was nowhere to go. I searched for a few minutes while Josh taunted me, but I had nowhere to go. I finally settled on a brick and gently pushed it out of the tower. And as predicted, it came crashing down on the table.

‘Yes! Get ready to streak Sam!’

I sat ruefully staring at the pile of bricks.

‘You’re going to run with me?’, I asked Josh.

‘Yep but clothed of course!’, he laughed, putting his clothes back on for the first time in hours.

I looked outside. At least it was dark now. Dressed, Josh pushed me towards the door, and I pulled on a pair of trainers. I opened the door and Josh pulled out his phone ‘I’m recording this for the WhatsApp group’, he laughed and started a video. ‘Say hi to everyone’, he mocked. I opened the door, and peered up and down the road. No one was out. I took my chance and ran.

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Josh opened the front door for me, hiding his nudity behind it.

‘I’m gonna watch you from your bedroom window. If you don’t do the lap of the park I’m going to know about it’, he goaded, ‘oh, and remember, under no circumstances are you allowed to cover up’.

I took a tentative step outside. It was almost completely dark outside, save for the moonlight in the clear sky. As soon as I had both feet out the door, Josh slammed it shut behind me and I heard him sniggering to himself. My heart beat faster, knowing there was a very high chance that people would be out in the road or in the park.

I stepped out onto the pavement and looked up and down. There were lights on in the houses, but seemingly no one on the street, and no cars. I took my chance and ran. The park was less than 100 metres down the road. As I ran, my cock and balls slapped up and down and from side to side. There was nothing I could do to stop it. I got to the park fairly sure that no one had seen me, and looked around. Shit. The park was empty, but there was a basketball hoop and a tarmac area surrounded by a fence on the far side. A group of guys were shooting hoops and listening to music, flouting the lockdown rules. I would have to pass directly by them, and, knowing the view from my bedroom, Josh would easily be able to tell if I avoided them. I knew he’d be watching, smirking at the idea.

I bit the bullet and started my lap of the park. It was a small park, barely 150 metres square. I hadn’t been noticed by the guys playing basketball yet, and I jogged around the border fence. My heart was in my mouth as I neared the basketball court. As I got closer I could see it was a group of 4, probably only a few years older than me. The one furthest from me noticed first.

‘What the fuck?’, he asked, pointing me out to his friends. They all turned and looked, then laughed. I wasn’t sure what to do or say.

‘Evening lads’, I said as I approached. The 4 guys continued laughing.

‘Nice night for a run’, one said as I reached them. I stuck a thumb up and grinned.

‘What happened to your pubes dude?’, another said as I passed.

‘Long story’, I said, and jogged past.

‘By the way, great schlong mate’, the last guy nodded in the direction of my crotch as I jogged past.

I chuckled to myself, and could feel their eyes on my butt as I jogged away. I finished my lap of the park without bumping into anyone else, and left through the gate that led onto our road. My heart sank as I spotted a group of 4 girls walking up the road. I recognised them as the girls who lived 3 doors up from us. We had often socialised together. I almost froze and hid, but knew Josh would be watching. Besides I had already been spotted, and there was no hiding under the street lights that were now on. Two of the girls were pointing towards me, laughing. I could only run directly towards them. As I drew close, one of them, a redhead called Grace called out to me.

‘Sam why are you naked?!’

As I drew up, slightly out of breath, ‘I lost a bet with Josh’. I stated plainly. I tried to push past but they practically blocked the pavement.

‘Sounds about right’, Grace chuckled along with the others, ‘we know what Josh is like’.

I had the urge to cover up and began to move my hands in front of my modesty, but remembered Josh would be watching, and moved them back to my hips. The movement seemed to draw all 3 girls’ attention to my crotch.

‘Hey what happened to your pubes?’, asked Alice, a short and petite blonde. I was suddenly painfully aware that 4 pretty girls were ogling my naked body.

‘Again, I lost a bet to Josh’, I smiled.

‘I see you guys are finding some interesting ways of spending lockdown’, Grace teased.

‘You could say that’, I answered, inwardly laughing that she didn’t know the half of it.

‘Besides Alice, like almost every guy manscapes these days, didn’t you know? I’m surprised it took losing a bet for you to lose yours’. I felt myself blush.

‘Really?’, Alice asked innocently.

‘Yeah, Ed has been smooth down there for as long as I can remember!’, Isobel chipped in, a taller blonde.

‘Seriously?!’, Alice laughed. ‘Well I can’t lie, I kinda like it’, she said looking almost admiringly at my smooth package.

‘I know right, it makes everything look… cleaner’, Alice winked at me. ‘Not to mention bigger’.

‘Yeah but it doesn’t look like Sam needs any help in that department’, said the fourth girl, Lauren, a tall brunette.

‘Lauren behave!’, Isobel laughed, ‘you’re not wrong though!’. I couldn’t deny that part of me was enjoying having 4 girls talk about my manhood. I particularly liked that Lauren and Isobel had both commented on my size, given I found both, as well as Alice, incredibly attractive. To be honest, all four girls were very hot in their own ways. On the flip side, perhaps I was enjoying it too much. I suddenly realised the rush of blood to my crotch. Fuck, I’ve got to get out of here.

‘Catch you guys later?’, I asked, making off.

Isobel and Alice both groaned theatrically, ‘I hope so!’, Lauren giggled. As I jogged back to the house, all 4 girls were laughing and as I reached our front gate, I glanced back and saw they hadn’t carried on down the street, and must have watched my bum as I ran the remaining 20 metres back to the house.

I pushed the door, but it was shut. No!

I pushed again. The door was locked. How had I not expected this? The girls up the street had noticed my problem and were giggling again.

‘What’s up mate? Can’t get in?’, Josh stuck his head out the window of my bedroom above me.

‘Open the door you wanker!’

‘Ouch, that’s no way to ask a favour!’, he teased. The girls laughed. I banged on the door, I’m not sure why.

‘I wouldn’t bang too hard Sam, you’ll draw attention to yourself!’, Josh teased. He was playing up for the girls now.

‘Josh please?’, I asked.

‘It’s up to you mate, I’ve hidden the key in the front garden somewhere’

I groaned. ‘Just tell me where it is!’

‘Up to you to find it bud!’, Josh laughed.

I smiled ruefully, knowing there was no way out.

‘Promise it’s here somewhere?’, I asked.

‘Promise!’, he chuckled.

I looked under the bench, under the doormat, in the drain under the gutter pipe, in the dustbin, and on the window ledges. All the while the girls watched and smirked. Luckily we had no bushes or trees in our front garden, just a paved 3 square metres or so.

‘Mate it’s not here’, I gave up.

‘It is!’, Josh laughed.

I realised where the key was. In the recigbised of the garden, next to the wall, was a hole in the paving slabs, about as deep as your arm could reach. Josh had played a clever trick. I would have to get on all fours to reach down the hole. And because of the position of the hole, I would have to expose my butt to the street to get it.

‘Oh very good’, I snapped sarcastically at Josh. He just smiled back.

I took a look over at the girls and they were still watching. There was no way out, I had to do it. I kneeled down and lowered my head to the ground. The girls wolf-whistled behind me. I imagined what they could see, my spread buttocks, my balls dangling between my legs… I felt exposed but somehow it didn’t bother me. I felt in the hole for the key and sure enough it was there. I pulled out and went straight to the door. The girls feigned a groan as I unlocked the door and walked inside.

‘Josh you’re a dead man’, I said, half serious, half laughing.
 

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Back downstairs in the kitchen, still both butt naked, we sipped on our beers.

‘Doesn’t it feel good to feel the air round your balls?’, Josh teased.

I sarcastically replied, ‘oh yeah so good man that think I might spring a boner’

Josh laughed, ‘so what’s next? You said our contest wasn’t over?’

‘Truth or dare?’ I suggested, ‘first to refuse gets a forfeit from the winner?’.

‘Truth or dare? Are you a 14 year old girl?’ Josh teased.

‘I don’t mean like that, like more exposing or humiliating things’, I answered.

‘Ok sure, but you can’t just jump straight in with something I’m obviously going to refuse just so you can win. We have to build up sensibly’.

‘Deal’ I said, and we walked to the living room and sat down on opposite sofas.

‘Oh and whatever we do or say, it remains between us, we swear not to tell anyone anything’, Josh asked seriously.

‘My lips are sealed’ and we shook hands.

‘Alright, since you suggested the game you can go first. Truth or dare?’, he asked.

‘Truth’, I said.

‘Ok and another rule, I think we should have to alternate between truths and dares otherwise it will just be boring’. I nodded in agreement. ‘Ok, so first truth, which girl on the hockey team would you most want to fuck and why?’

I laughed, ‘definitely Jess Henderson, have you seen her arse?!’

‘I mean who couldn’t have seen her arse?’, Josh laughed.

‘Ok my turn, when did you start shaving your pubes, and why?’ I asked, genuinely intrigued.

Josh thought for a moment, ‘I think it was last year, around Christmas. It was a random thing, I just wanted to try it one day to see what I would look like. I probably wouldn’t have thought about it but I saw a few guys in the gym showers who were smooth all over and I realised it might not be weird to try’.

‘Perving on lads in the showers Josh, got something to tell?’ I teased him.

‘Oh come on Sam, don’t lie, I bet you’ve had a peak now and then’

‘No comment’ I said, though it was definitely true that I had.

‘Ok, so first dare’, Josh said, ‘Sam, I dare you to do 10 star jumps’

I groaned, ‘so you can laugh at my dick flopping about?’

‘You got it!’ Josh laughed.

I reluctantly stood up and started to count the star jumps. As I jumped, my cock and balls flopped about, my dick jumped and hit my lower abs, and my balls bashed my legs. Josh laughed at my embarrassment.

I sat back down, ‘alright now you can spank yourself 5 times on each buttock, bent over the arm of the sofa’

Josh just laughed and complied. He bent himself over the arm of the sofa, and gave himself 5 swift spanks on each cheek. He showed his slightly reddened butt to me as he sat back down.

‘Ok, Sam when was the last time you had sex?’

I knew exactly, in fact I had been counting the days, ‘43 days, 3 days before we went into lockdown’.

‘Man it’s tough isn’t it? No pussy for 43 days’.

‘Ok Josh, so tell me, what’s your body count, how many girls have you banged?’.

‘23 banged, another 4 I’ve had blowjobs from but no sex’. I inwardly cheered, Josh was short of my count by 8.

‘Another dare then, I dare you to stand in front of the window for a minute, without covering your modesty’.

I blushed, the window looked directly out onto the street, which, though not busy, was full of student houses. It was also still completely light outside. ‘You wanker’ I said, as I walked to the window, hands by my side. I stood still as Josh counted every 10 seconds.

‘30 seconds left’, he said.

It felt like an age, and time seemed to slow down further when I realised there was a guy in the house opposite us looking at me and laughing. How long had he been looking? Shit. I was on full display. Then to make matters worse, a girl appeared next to him and they laughed together. Josh laughed at my predicament as he said ‘20 seconds left’.

I looked away, embarrassed, as now a trio of girls appeared on the other side of the street, making to cross to our side. One noticed and pointed and the other two caught sight of me too. They laughed together as the crossed the road and eventually stood outside our house, giggling. Then one pointed to my crotch and nudged the others, clearly noticing that I had no pubic hair. I felt exposed and humiliated, I knew Josh was wrong about girls preferring smooth guys. But then the girl who had first noticed pulled an approving face and gave me the double thumbs up. I chuckled and they walked on. Finally the time was up.

‘That went so much better than I’d expected!’, Josh exclaimed, beaming.

‘You are going down now buddy’ I said, ‘I dare you to pour a glass of cold water, put ice in it and submerge your cock and balls in it for 30 seconds.

‘You arsehole’, Josh said.

‘I guess we’ll see who has the bigger dick then won’t we?’ I mocked him.

‘Yeah I guess you need all the help you can get to be bigger than me’, Josh retorted. He poured a glass and got some ice from the freezer. I dipped my finger in. It was pretty cold and I gave him the nod. He stood and lowered his dick and testicles into it, wincing with the cold. Displaced water lapped down the sides of the glass.

‘I hate you!’ he laughed.

I counted down the time, and watched as his balls retracted and shrivelled closer to his body, and his dick shrunk. Finally I called time, and he pulled his manhood out, dripping.

‘That must be less than 2 inches now’, I guessed laughing at his shrunken genitalia.

‘Honestly mate, I’ll bet you anything I’m bigger than you’, he said back, also laughing.

‘If you say so buddy, maybe we’ll make that bet later on’, I goaded him.

Josh placed the glass on the table, sat back on the sofa, drying himself with a cushion, and continued, ‘ok Sam, since your so deprived of pussy, how many times do you think you’ve wanked in the last 43 days?’. He had a smug look on his face as he asked me a genuinely embarrassing question.

‘Mate, you know how it is. No action means no release. Me and my hand have become best friends over lockdown’ I said.

‘I get it, but how many times?’ Josh pressed grinning.

‘I would say not every single day, but sometimes twice a day and occasionally three times’, I did the mental maths, ‘I’d guess at between 45 and 55’, I admitted.

‘Man you’re a horny little fucker aren’t you?’, he teased.

‘Oh come on, every guy is the same, I bet you’re not far off’

‘True, a bit behind you but not far off’, Josh confirmed.

‘Ok my turn now, have you ever cum embarrassingly quickly with a girl?’

Josh blushed, ‘yeah a couple of times, the worst was when I was making out with a girl who took me back to her room in halls. I shot my load literally as she was pulling down my boxers to go down on me. I just came over my abs and she just stopped and then laughed’

‘Did you carry on?’ I asked.

‘Yeah we did, she said it was ok and we cleaned it up with my boxers. I then went down on her until I was ready to go again. I guess it was a good thing in the end because I lasted ages when I was banging her’

‘Nice’ I laughed at the story.

‘Ok, your dare now mate’, Josh carried on. ‘I dare you’ he paused for effect, ‘to down the glass of water…’

‘No way’ I said, ‘this glass that’s had your junk in it?!’ I scoffed.

‘Yep, or do you want another forfeit?’, Josh goaded.

I sighed and took the glass in my hand, knowing I couldn’t back out. Why hadn’t I predicted this? I knew the water probably wouldn’t taste different, but it was the thought and the humiliation that bothered me. I held the glass to my lips, and tipped it back.

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I went down the middle. Josh went right. The ball hit the back of the net.

‘Yes!’ I jumped up and punched the air. Josh held his head in his hands. ‘You lose!’.

Josh looked up, ‘I haven’t technically lost yet, we play until full time… but… yeah I lose my boxers’.

‘Drop ‘em!’ I instructed.

‘Bit keen to see me naked aren’t you Sam?’, he laughed. ‘Fair is fair, but it’s not over yet’. Josh stood in front of the tv and hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his white underwear. In one swift movement he yanked them down his legs and let them fall to the floor. I was presented with my best friend from university butt naked. I briefly took in the whole sight. Josh had an almost identical build to me. 6’2, muscular but lean, well proportioned. Like me, his best feature was his core, with his smooth-muscled six pack. But also like me, he had broad shoulders and thick arms. If a comparison was to be made, I probably had the bigger legs and shoulders, and he had the thicker arms and more toned chest.

All that I knew before this moment, but now for the first time his manhood was on full display. Josh’s soft cock was just over 4” I guessed, uncircumcised but with not a lot of foreskin. His balls were tight and large. His glans was prominent, despite still being covered by his foreskin. I felt inwardly smug that my dick was slightly bigger than Josh’s, at 5” soft. And then it suddenly occurred to me. I chuckled inwardly, and glanced again to confirm. Yep.

‘Josh, where are your pubes?!’

‘What do you mean?’, he asked.

‘I mean, you have no pubes! You look like a girl!’.

‘Yeah and?’, he asked as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

‘…and that’s a bit weird!’ I laughed. Josh had no pubic hair at all, not above or around his cock, not on his balls, no snail trail on his abs.

‘Mate, everyone shaves their pubes these days, it’s totally normal’.

‘It is not! Sure most girls do, but… what the hell?’ I laughed at him.

‘Mate I’m not kidding, ask any of the other guys. I’ll bet you a lot most of them shave’

‘Careful Josh, your bets aren’t paying off lately’ I mocked him. ‘But no thanks, I’m not going to ask my guy friends their manscaping habits’.

‘I take it you’re fully hairy then?’, Josh asked.

‘You’ll have to wait and see! Or not!’ I dug at him again. ‘No sure I trim but no way would I take it all off, you look like a pornstar!’.

‘Stop staring mate’, Josh laughed and playfully covered his privates. ‘You really should try, it makes it feel WAY better and it makes your dick look bigger’

I snorted, ‘I don’t need any help in that department thanks Josh!’

Josh laughed ‘maybe you’ll have to prove that fact’. It sounded like a challenge.

Josh sat back down and with 7 minutes still on the clock, we continued on. I now just needed to defend in order to not lose the game. I started to think about what forfeit I would make Josh do. Run down the street naked? Shave his eyebrows? Eat hot chills?

‘Score!’, Josh cried and leapt up. What the hell? I had got distracted and lost my concentration. Shit. The score was now level, 4-4. I had to take off my underwear.

‘Let’s see the bush then!’ Josh teased. My heart raced as I stood up, realising I was now about to get naked in front of my housemate. While he too was naked, no less. How had this happened? As Josh had done, I whipped my boxer briefs down my leg as quickly as I could, and stood naked in front of him.

‘Yeah just as I thought, you could definitely use some help in the length department’, he laughed. He was joking, of course. ‘You call that trimming though?! I can barely see your balls mate!’. He was right, to be fair. During lockdown, with no chance of getting any action, I had let my pubic hair grow a bit wild.

‘Buddy, don’t go there on size. I’ve got you beat hands down!’

‘Maybe that’s a contest for later’, Josh said with a grin. Was he serious? Before I could think any more on that, he said ‘right, next goal wins it? Loser does the forfeit. Ready?’

‘Ready’, I confirmed.

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The game started and Josh kicked off. He was in my half immediately and pushing my defence hard. He missed a shot on goal but my goal kick gave him possession back. He ran it back down the field and was pressing again. Another minute of passing back and forth, looking for an opening, and then bam. Top right corner. Josh punched the air.

‘Get those socks off Sam’, Josh laughed. I reluctantly pulled off my socks.

The restart didn’t go well for me again. Josh had possession and territory, slipping through gaps I couldn’t close. It took another minute for me to go 2-0 down. Josh laughed again and taunted me, ‘mate at this rate you’re going to be naked before half time’.

I stood up and pulled off my t shirt. ‘Nice abs Sam, you haven’t lost any definition over lockdown’. It was true, if anything I had done more work focussing on my abs since the gyms had been closed. I was unapologetically proud of my defined six pack and the sharp V that plunged into my jeans.

Finally I had some luck, earning a free kick deep in Josh’s half. His keeper missed the save and finally I pulled a goal back.

‘Loser!’ I said and Josh pulled his socks off.

‘It’s your jeans next buddy’, he retorted, and we played on.

It wasn’t my jeans next though. We drew level after 5 minutes of tense play and Josh had to take off his t shirt, leaving us in the same state of undress.

‘Your abs aren’t too bad either mate’, I complimented him. ‘Lacking a bit compared to mine, looks like you need to lean up a bit’, I added a teasing remark, pinching the skin on his six pack.

‘Piss off’, he said laughing, ‘this time you’re losing your jeans’.

He turned out to be right this time. I stood up and confidently unbuttoned my jeans, unzipped them and pulled them down my legs, letting them drop to my ankles and stepping out of them.

‘Nice undies bud’, Josh remarked. I was stood in just my tight grey Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Looking down I realised that my package was quite evident through them. I remembered that Josh had never actually seen me this undressed before. I made a mental promise to myself to make sure he didn’t see me any more undressed.

Play continued for another 2 minutes before half time. We paused and went to get another beer each. I took the opportunity to have another pop at Josh ‘mate you ought to lay off the beer else you’ll never see your abs’. He laughed it off.

We went back to the living room and continued playing. I knew I needed to score at least once again to avoid doing Josh’s dare, so I threw everything into offence. It payed off after a few minutes, and Josh threw his head back against the sofa.

‘Get ‘em off!’, I taunted him.

Josh was a good sport and immediately stood and pulled his jeans off, leaving him in just his white Diesel boxer briefs. Like mine, his underwear left little to the imagination. As he sat back down, I noticed how pert and round his buttocks were.

‘Alright perv!’, Josh said obviously noticing me looking.

‘Oh yeah ‘cause obviously you’re just my type!’, I retorted. ‘So, next goal and one of us is naked!’ I pointed out.

‘It ain’t gonna be me’, Josh said defiantly.

I continued my strategy of all out offence. Josh defended well for 5 minutes straight, until he commuted a foul in his box and suddenly I had an opportunity for a penalty to strip him of his underwear. I knew where I was going, down the middle, full power.

‘No pressure mate’, I teased. ‘I’m going down the middle’.

‘Piss off with your mind games’.

I took aim, and hoped for the best.

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