A SUMMER AT THE FARM
Chapter 8: The pledge (Part 2)
My eyes widened.
"What?"
They were laughing their asses off now.
"To add some taste and some spice to the beer, it is common practice between rugby players to pour it through a good sweaty ass crack before oral consumption!"
I was a bit stunned, and already way too drunk to think it through or to understand what was expected of me.
Thankfully, Joe, Dave and Bob were more than happy to help me get in the correct position to perform the pledge.
I was meant to lie down, my chest below the chair, my head right under the edge as one of the hunks surrounding me would take a seat backwards, and let his ass hang out right above me.
"No back down, right?" Joe asked me.
"No, of course not, I'm a man of..." I burped. "... my word."
"Good! That's what we like to hear!" Dave spoke, slapping my thighs.
They were having such a good time that I tried to laugh with them as I was struggling to fit under the chair.
I was not as big as them, and particularly not as big as Joe, but still, I was fit and had broad shoulders which were not super flexible.
"See, he loves it!" Bob remarked, pointing his index at my cock.
I was desperately hard.
Why though? Did I love showing off so much? Or was I turned on by the idea of having a hairy male bum hanging right above my eyes?!
No... I was probably just a horned-up dog, there was no more to think or say about it.
Right?
Besides, my three partners were all showing signs of excitement, Joe even more blatantly than the others. Or maybe it was just showing off more clearly because of the XXL size of his elephant trunk.
In any event, Dave's cock was now poking out from the pouch of his jockstrap.
He was the first one to sit down and, in this position, the top of his dick still trapped but escaping the underwear was dangerously hanging a few inches away from my lips, especially since Bob had brought me a cushion to raise the level of my face.
It was set up for my own comfort he had said but I was not stupid, - well, not THAT stupid -, the main goal was to make sure that I would be close enough so the beer would be poured straight into my mouth, once it would have passed through the path of the musky ass-crack of my partners in crime.
"Open your mouth!" Joe barked at me.
"Open wide!" Bob added.
"Even wider!" Joe insisted while he was starting to pour the pint all over Dave's hairy lower back.
I watched it go down like in slow motion, still not processing where I was and how I had ended up in this compromising position.
The sips of cold beer fell on my forehead and in my eyes, it burnt, some dripped down my mouth but I was more drenched than anything else.
It sticked.
"Dave, you need to bend over a little more."
"And Blakey, you need to get closer. Much closer to catch it!"
Joe gave the pint to Bob and he grabbed and pulled my hair so I would practically be in contact with Dave's crack.
As the homophobic farmer bent over, he also spread his cheeks so that the opened ass-crack, -- and pink hairy anus, oh God! --, was aligned with my mouth.
Bob poured more beer, and this time, I saw the liquid running down the asshole and a second later, I felt the alcohol in my opened mouth, sliding through my throat.
More came.
And even more, until I was choking and I had to spit back a lot of the booze on my bare chest.
"Come on, you have to do it right!"
Damn it, they were taking this seriously. I thought that I was doing my best!
I focused as best as I could and I felt like I was catching a lot of the juice when Bob went back at pouring the pint down Dave's back.
Frankly, I was not even thinking about the grossness of the situation, I was just trying to swallow the freaking beer without gagging!
We went again, Joe pulled my hair even more and my stuck-out tongue bumped into the ass crack.
I was moved around, and not too sure how, I slurped on Dave's hanging cockhead, -- which was still out of his pouch -, in the mist of it all.
"Guys, the boy is sucking me off, what the hell?!" Dave exclaimed.
He was not mad at all. On the contrary, his tone indicated that he thought this was hilarious.
I tried to find a better position without the help of Joe and I got to a point where I was no longer touching Dave's cock but where my nose was definitely up his ass-crack.
I could definitely smell a strong scent of manhood in there and some beer even passed through my nostrils.
It lasted for nearly a full minute and finally, the pint was all poured down.
I had made it alive!
Joe's gigantic cock was bouncing above my eyes as he was holding his stomach from laughter.
I saw some droplets of precum fall from his uncut (and definitely wet) cockhead but I did not really feel them dripping on my skin. Probably because I was already filthy with sticky beer and I was busy trying to find my normal breathing back.
Things had escalated so quickly and this had felt so surreal that I had completely forgotten that we were not over.
After Dave, Bob took a seat on the chair.
He was from the start way more upfront and outrageous about it.
He arched his back A LOT and spread his ass cheeks so lewdly that it was like I could see all the details of the insides of his asshole.
Even if I had not known how much of a bottom slut Bob could be before, I would have had evidence of his sexual orientation at that moment.
His asshole looked like he had been wrecked a couple of times, or way more times than just a couple!
This was not the moment to be shocked though, I had to go back into the proper position.
Said position was where I was literally sniffing his ass, my mouth wide opened, ready to drink the beer sliding through Bob's filthy crack, some of the juice definitely going in his hole before landing in my throat and stomach.
I think that Dave and Joe were laughing so hard that they did not notice how lewd and nasty things were getting, or more likely, they did not give a fuck.
"Drink it, man! Lick it, you're missing half of it!" Joe scolded me, slapping the back of my head.
He pushed my face against Bob's ass until my mouth was glued to his asshole.
"Fuck, that feels nice!" Bob exclaimed.
For the life of me, I could have just shut my mouth and suffered in silence, but I did not.
I actually stuck my tongue out and slurped on the beer which was definitely turning warm after a passage inside Bob's gaping anal cavity.
I am not sure when I went from licking his ass crack to having my tongue deep inside his anus but in the frenzy of the moment, I did rim him like I would have a hot girl at the back of a club.
I mean, just from the taste, it was clear that I was eating a male's ass. It was something I had never tried before!
I will never forget it.
When I was no longer feeling any liquid going down but only the dry skin and wet hair against my tongue, I stopped the rimming.
Realizing what I had just done, I looked at Joe apprehensively.
What would he think of me now? His (potential?) son in law was a dirty ass-eater.
Thankfully, Joe was too much in his own world to care about me.
He was still joking with his friends, filling up another pint, and was not even looking at me.
I mean, he had been the one organizing that silly game anyway.
Those were just banters, hazing at worst, but nothing he could hold against me later on... At least, I hoped so.
On the contrary, I was being a good mate and a strong man by taking part in the bet without whining or complaining!
"Guys... That's crazy... Should we...?" I started talking but I was not sure what I wanted to say.
I burped outrageously. I needed to piss as well, soon!
"No, no, no! You don't get to stand back up. Your boss is next, son!" Dave told me as the three of them walked back towards me.
I do not know when that happened but Dave had lost the jockstraps and was now fully naked as well.
"The main course!" Joe commented.
I swallowed my saliva.
I was ready for it.
I could not help myself from staring at their throbbing hard cocks. Fucking real men, they were!
I was envious, jealous maybe, horny, most of all!
"We'll have to get rid of these hard-ons soon enough." Joe said casually as he noticed my gaze on his veiny slab of meat.
"We can multitask." Dave replied with a wink.
Once again, I was too out of it to understand what this comment entailed.
I got it soon enough though.
When Joe took his seat and let his fat ass hang above me, he was stroking his dick furiously, - his massive balls were getting fapped, just inches away from my eyes -, and his two colleagues were doing the same thing on my sides.
They were adding a jacking-off component to the already inappropriate rimming session.
So be it!
To be fair, I did not even consider this new aspect of the pledge as a relevant factor, what did it change really? I was not there to suck on cocks but to lick assholes!
As soon as Joe was in position, I got my lips to the perfect spot (without the help of anyone) and started to lick Joe's ass even before the beer had started to be poured all over his lower back.
I heard him moan as I was swallowing the first sips of that third beer and, I am sure, providing some nice rubbing at the same time.
From this point on, I was full-on rimming him.
I did it partly because I had to honour the pledge, but also partly (and maybe mostly) because I was drunk as fuck and I wanted to eat Joe's ass like it was my last meal on this earth!
I spread his fat ass-cheeks myself and slurped on the mix of beer, sweat, and anal juice, as I was inserting my wet tongue deep into his musky asshole.
Joe was hairier than both of the guys before him and I could not care less. To say the truth, I even liked it!
He was also smelling way worse, like a horned-up full of testosterones macho man.
"HHHHHHMMMMF." I moaned, sniffing him.
In the distance, somewhere, I was hearing people laughing, cheering, stroking themselves too, but I was far from that, buried into this welcoming dark tunnel.
What was I searching for with my tongue? Who knows exactly? But let me tell you, I went through every edge, bump and cavity that I found in there.
Was there beer involved? Not so much at this stage...
Just a lot of hairy ass!
I can describe what I was doing with precision now, but at the time, it felt like an out-of-body experience. My dick was throbbing as I was kissing, licking, and sucking on a manly asshole, and frankly, nothing else mattered.
One thing I cannot remember clearly is how much time it lasted. Maybe it was a minute, or maybe it was half an hour. Hard to tell.
I did not have to feel bad for feeling so horny though.
Once I was done with Joe's butthole, the three others had already creamed themselves.
I cannot say when that happened even though I did feel a different kind of liquid falling on the back of my neck while my tongue (and entire face) was shoved deep into Joe's ass crack.
The bastards had nutted on me! I was pretty certain of it.
I guess this was also part of the hazing and of the pledge.
What could I have said anyway? I had just tossed my future father-in-law's ass like the best salad in town!
After it was all said and done, we were exhausted and pretty wasted.
This was reassuring in a sense, no one would really remember what had happened that evening...
I was the only one who had not nutted by the way, but I could barely walk upstairs to go to the toilets, and then to sleep.
Therefore, at this point, masturbation was out of the question.
For obvious safety reasons, Joe decided that the guys would sleep over.
We had to organize ourselves to make it work.
When I say "we", I mean Joe, because I was in no state to make any decision whatsoever.
To make it less awkward, it was decided that Bob would sleep on the couch, that Dave would take my bed, and I would sleep with Joe to avoid sharing a bed with one of our guests.
The night was still young...
But I guess that this will be the subject of our next chapter.
And by the way, they were wrong before.
Whether they knew it or not, - I strongly suspect that they did know -, they told me that I had lost when I had won the freaking last round of the poker game.
Flush beats Straight. All the way. Always.
But I had already licked their assholes when I realized that, and it was too late to go back in time, or to forget that I had enjoyed it very much, so does it really matter?
I do not think that it does.
[To be continued]
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