Aaron Hernandez - NFL Patriots

I've been checking this guy out since last year when he joined the Pats. Always thought he was hot, and then out of nowhere I noticed his giant bulge.

Would love to see what he is packing, but it looks like it is something nice.

I am shocked. Isn't he afraid of falling down and breaking it? He looked hard in one of those picks.
 
He's packin' *spicy* chorizo !

You are absolutely right! It is a patronymical surname. Adding the letters "EZ" at the end of the Dad's first name. In this case, Hernandez is the offspring of Hernando; Fernandez, of Fernando; Martinez, of Martin, Sanchez, of Sancho, Gutierrez, of Gustavo; Estevez, of Esteban.

Just like PaulSON, GraySON, WilliamSON, MagnusSON, etc.

Or FITZpatrick, FITZgerald, FITZhugh, etc.

Being "hispanic," CHORIZO would be in order!

Salud!
 
  • Like
Reactions: DetectiveKoala
A re-posting of one of the more revealing shots. If you want full impact, download it and then enlarge. It's a reasonably high resolution image.

That fat tube extending halfway down his left thigh is his flaccid dick. The big nut sack is also well displayed.
 

Attachments

  • Like
Reactions: bulgebigger