I cant help but fantasize about him being spit-roasted by his TUA co-stars Tom Hopper and David Castañeda lol.
It’s too bad umbrella academy had a terrible ending
it was so bad like they just rushed the last season
It's a shame the story wasn't better done. The characters just didn't seem like themselves at all, and it was just super disjointed, despite having some promise. Almost wish it went out on a bang rather than the finality it did!
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And the only reason it existed was to create fake drama. No other reason.
This seems to be a growing trend in television, where hacks are smart enough to imitate the form of better TV shows, but not the function. To paraphrase Roger Ebert; "they have learned from better shows that it is good to include mysteries and unexplained elements that create intrigue, but they have not learned why."
Ah, the old JJ Abrams strategy
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I was so annoyed by that, it was the only thing giving me hope that we might see him shirtless, but unless I missed something in season three it never came up.
In fact based on Klaus's lack of tattoos Five's probably didn't even exist anymore.
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He seems to be very horny with his discord mods so who knows
He's young, good looking and been in a major Netflix production. He's had more sex than you can comprehend...
yeah that hole has probably been filled to the brim
Does anyone have any pics of his underwear or his underwear showing?
Someone said him and Elliott Page swapped hair and it’s so funny to me. He seems insufferable tho.
jason1973
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he's like the male equivalent of a hot crazy chick that straight guys go for
Mockingbeat
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He most definitely doesn’t carry himself that way. I think he’s too horny to have bad copious amounts of sex. Maybe he’s gotten head at least.
Hopefully he gets some better roles now that umbrella chronicles concluded.
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