Anthony Recker MegaButt - Minor League Baseball Player

Seriously. It should be illegal to be straight and have an ass like that. I doubt he lets his wife peg him. What a waste of a god tier ass.
I have always thought that about him. Took the words right out of my mouth! So true! What a god tier ass going to waste. Imagine what a sl*t he could be any let all of us use and ab*se it 🥺🍑👉🏼👈🏼
 
Although he comes off, very cean cut and conservative, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes his wife eat him out. Now I do remember him having some kind of interview years and years ago, where he said he hated having a big ass. I distinctly remember him, saying it was hard to buy pants.
 
Although he comes off, very cean cut and conservative, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes his wife eat him out. Now I do remember him having some kind of interview years and years ago, where he said he hated having a big ass. I distinctly remember him, saying it was hard to buy pants.
Cue the violin. I hate it when guys complain about that that have dump trucks. Nobody wants to hear the sob story, they just want to see the pictures and run it for a test drive first 😆😜
 
Although he comes off, very cean cut and conservative, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes his wife eat him out. Now I do remember him having some kind of interview years and years ago, where he said he hated having a big ass. I distinctly remember him, saying it was hard to buy pants.
Just the fact that he acknowledged it is kind of hot. I want to find that video.
 
Although he comes off, very cean cut and conservative, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes his wife eat him out. Now I do remember him having some kind of interview years and years ago, where he said he hated having a big ass. I distinctly remember him, saying it was hard to buy pants.
You may be thinking of an interview with Sidney Crosby, of the Pittsburgh Penguins, where he said he had to get his pants custom made because of his ass size.
 
Jealous of all his teammates that got to smack him on his bare ass in the lockerroom. How much recoil and reverb do you think he had when they smacked it? I bet some intentionally left a handprint to claim that big ole dumptruck booty. You know how plenty of athletes use lockerroom shenanigans to let out their gay tendencies and im sure they all took it out on Anthony's ass

2013 07 04 Recker's solo shot - Trim.mp4
 
I know it’s crazy but doesn’t this lifeguard who has a brief moment of screen time on the pilot episode of parks and recreation look like Anthony?
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There’s a definite resemblance, but that handsome lifeguard isn’t nearly beefy enough to be Anthony.
 
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