Any guys get hardons trying on clothes in stores?

Me too sometimes. Makes it tough when trying on swimwear.
 
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Yeah, I don't know why but I tend to get hard when trying on pants. Probably because I try to judge whether my bulge looks good in them.

Seriously, has your bulge ever not looked good??
 
Yep ! It happeneds to me all the time I buy new underwear, just looking at the packages, makes me soooo horny, but of course always someone there the I’m not interested in at all, around there and ruin my hardon, usually a straight female buying undies for their man, only ones I encounter a hot guy, looking at underwear, and he had a massive tent on he’s trousers, but I’m sure he saw my huge bulging shorts, and that Is why he got hard too, I wanted to go to the dressing rooms with hem,but I felt weird doing something in a big upscale department store, where if I get cought I can go to jail, and loose my good standing, and credit with them !
 
There used to be an underwear store in SF that let you try everything on. I used to go there and try hot stuff on - there was a sales dude (masc Asian bodybuilder type) that would come back and "help" me - adjust the underwear or swimgear, making sure my package was held in. Always boned up - then he would reach down and play with my hole...so hot. Went by after closing a few times and we went to town on each other in the back room....
 
So I had an interesting exchange with clerk at an Eddie Bauer store this afternoon. I was in very thin track pants and a T-shirt, was carrying a couple pair of pants and a nice looking 30ish bearded clerk asks if I need any help. I ask if the pants run true to size, and he says without missing a beat, “we aren’t supposed to let customers try on pants commando, but go ahead” as he sort of grins. Well I WAS commando, and since he was so direct I figured I would be also, replying “oh I didn’t know it was that obvious” slight grin back at him. “Well only if you look, then pretty much, yea” he says as he checks the size of the pants I’m holding, pointing to the dressing roooms, “go ahead it’s ok”. I’m hanging pretty heavy by the time I’m trying on the pants, just as I’m standing on one leg pulling them off the other, he opens the door with another pair saying, “they DO run a little small so I brought the next size if you need it?” just standing watching so I just pulled the pants off and stepped forward into the doorway and said “sure I’ll try them” taking them from him. Then I turned toward the mirror and put them on as he stood in the doorway watching.

I never picked up a particularly gay vibe from him, he didn’t act on anything, but he also wasn’t opposed. I was surprised afterward that I didn’t get a hardon, it was strangely erotic.
 
I was recently having some new slacks hemmed for the holidays. They fit fine just needing a hem, he is tugging lightly at the fabric at the crease to see how they will hit my shoe. Then he reaches up at the top of the crease near the crotch, tugs at that, jiggling my cock (I’m freeballing of course and my cock is hanging over into the right pant leg) and he asks if I want this “adjusted”? I said “well I think they are fine?” I knew it showed a bit but they are modern very low-rise slacks and not much you can do about it. He asks if they are lined, I say no, then asks to see how much fabric there is in the inseam and while feeling therightness of the waist just opens the front and starts to unzip them. I’ve been in 2 or 3 times before, so he’s kind of familiar with me, and I just roll with the action. He lowers Themistocles below my ass, turns them back and says there isn’t enough fabric to “ease the crotch”. He stays very matter of fact with my cock hanging less than a foot from his face. He didn’t push it any further, and I did look to see if I noticed any chubby in his pants (no), so I didn’t persue it any further. Funny thing was when I picked them up last week, he asked if I wanted to try them on. I said not necessary, but he said if I wasn’t in hurry he’d make sure they hung correctly, so I did. Again I was freeballing, hurriedly and casually didn’t pull the curtain all the way and he watched and kept talking about weather, etc as I changed. I came out and stood on the box, he says they look fine, looks right at my obvious cock and says “oh yea, no extra fabric, can’t fix. Today’s pants very short rise, it’s ok the cock shows I guess “as he tugs at the pockets and waist. I just agree, saying “yea I guess so, what are you gonna do?” While kind of laughing.

Will definitely keep him as a tailor. Im surprised I didn’t get a woody, it was very hot to talk matter of factly like that about my cock.
Keep us posted. Anymore encounters?
 
Yeah, I don't know why but I tend to get hard when trying on pants. Probably because I try to judge whether my bulge looks good in them.
Oh I’m sure with that big hit chick, your bulge looks amazing on anything you wear, but if you want to make sure your bulge is enhanced wear briefs, bikinis with a pouch, or anything the lft yiur hut junk , vrs, wearing boxers the won’t give you any lift !
 
One of my first sexual experiences happened while trying on new clothes. I had to buy a pair of new slacks. I went to the local mall. There was this small men’s store that had cool clothes. I picked out a pair that I liked and took them to the sales clerk. Since it was a small store, there was only one sales clerk. He was a young guy, probably late 20's. He told me to put them on and stand in front of one of those three way mirrors. He started pulling on the cuffs straightening them so he could measure the length. His head kept bumping on my cock with his head while he was working on the cuffs, and I started to get a hard on. Well the more he bumped, the harder I got. Then he takes out his tape measure and pushes it on my dick down the inseam to my cuff. I think he was actually measuring my dick, but he pretended he was measuring the inseam. He started pinning the bottom of the cuff, and measuring in between. I was rock hard by then, and he just kept teasing my dick under the guise of fitting my slacks. When they were all pinned, he then told me to go change in the back. The changing room was one of those that only had a curtain. I had the slacks half off and he comes back there and asks how I am doing. I told him fine. Then he reaches his had in the curtain and tells me to pass him the slacks. Well I knew what he really wanted. I just slapped my hard dick in his hand and he started jerking me off through the curtain. It didn't take long before I was shooting cum all over the dressing room and his outstretched hand. He never said a word, just pulled back his hand with my cum all over it. I got changed and when I went to pay for them, he took the receipt and wrote his phone number on the back. Told me that if I ever needed some personal attention, to give him a call.

I think that set off an expectation for me that I have had all my life. Every since then, I have had a bunch of clothing store adventures. It just seems to happen.
 
Oh I’m sure with that big hit chick, your bulge looks amazing on anything you wear, but if you want to make sure your bulge is enhanced wear briefs, bikinis with a pouch, or anything the lft yiur hut junk , vrs, wearing boxers the won’t give you any lift !
lol ... meat to say “with that big hot cock”
 
I tried on in changing room and purchased three pairs of pants last week and I thought about this thread. But I still didn't get hard. The pants were on sale!
 
One of my first sexual experiences happened while trying on new clothes. I had to buy a pair of new slacks. I went to the local mall. There was this small men’s store that had cool clothes. I picked out a pair that I liked and took them to the sales clerk. Since it was a small store, there was only one sales clerk. He was a young guy, probably late 20's. He told me to put them on and stand in front of one of those three way mirrors. He started pulling on the cuffs straightening them so he could measure the length. His head kept bumping on my cock with his head while he was working on the cuffs, and I started to get a hard on. Well the more he bumped, the harder I got. Then he takes out his tape measure and pushes it on my dick down the inseam to my cuff. I think he was actually measuring my dick, but he pretended he was measuring the inseam. He started pinning the bottom of the cuff, and measuring in between. I was rock hard by then, and he just kept teasing my dick under the guise of fitting my slacks. When they were all pinned, he then told me to go change in the back. The changing room was one of those that only had a curtain. I had the slacks half off and he comes back there and asks how I am doing. I told him fine. Then he reaches his had in the curtain and tells me to pass him the slacks. Well I knew what he really wanted. I just slapped my hard dick in his hand and he started jerking me off through the curtain. It didn't take long before I was shooting cum all over the dressing room and his outstretched hand. He never said a word, just pulled back his hand with my cum all over it. I got changed and when I went to pay for them, he took the receipt and wrote his phone number on the back. Told me that if I ever needed some personal attention, to give him a call.

I think that set off an expectation for me that I have had all my life. Every since then, I have had a bunch of clothing store adventures. It just seems to happen.

How old were you when that first time happened? You never let him actually see your hard cock? Has anything like that happened since?
 
Guys i had pretty much this experience yesterday. Visiting a beach town for the weekend so of course it’s not busy. I was mostly the only customer in a guys store that sells a lot of swimsuits etc. the owner kept bringing me stuff to try on and without saying so it became clear that he liked seeing me naked in between and I liked showing him. I swelled up a bit but not fully hard. I could see he was enjoying the show!
I did almost the same thing at a store in Puerto Vallarta. It helped that the sales guy was really hot and cute too and he didn’t mind seeing me naked :)
 
I did almost the same thing at a store in Puerto Vallarta. It helped that the sales guy was really hot and cute too and he didn’t mind seeing me naked :)

very cool. So were you hard or at least partially erect? Has happened to me dozens of times by now since I was 18 and I op a full boner if I even suspect someone is watching....