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A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
Submitted! I left my sample review in the google form for reference :)
 
For a review of a new toy I'd put a structure around first impressions, cleaning ease, specs on size and materials. Some of my experiences with the item up until the review and how impression has changed either positive or negative over the trial. For this submission I will give you a sample using my all time go to Pierre Fitch dildo. I will leave out the obligatory specs header of length, circumference, insertable length etc. I will sample the intended style more then technical aspects.

It's been a ridiculously long day. I decided to go for a late evening run to clear my head and relax. Returning home I catch a glimpse of myself in the lobby of my apartment building. I'm all sweaty and out of breath. I realise it's been 3 days since I've enjoyed some self love. My running shorts almost off my waist before I can get my apartment door unlocked I know exactly what I want. With the curved cock that rocks my pspot its gotta be my official cock of Pierre Fitch. A firm yet flexibile dildo made of realistic feeling silicone from Fleshjack.

I shuck my shorts and fling my tank top off. Press my heels and get my shoes and socks off leaving my clad in my jockstrap. Sweat dripping off me, adrenaline pumping through me, desire oozing out my eyes as I frantically looking through my toy box in the closet. Of course I needed to get it out from behind the box of memorabilia and from under the half used rolls of wrapping paper with birthday and holiday themes. I mean everyone hides their toy box like it's the family gems incase their family or friends begin to inspect the contents as routine procedure. Right?

Successfully locating the above average cock of the porn star I've always had a crush on. Leaving the jockstrap on and grabbing the water based lube I position myself with the ability to view myself in the mirror. I feel like a total stud after my run i look and feel hot getting plenty of lube on both myself and the cock. After a little preparation the mushroom head enters and I gasp very loudly. I moan as the texture of the toy feels like skin giving slight resistance as the slick dong opens me up. As the downward curved shaft glides over my prostate I feel my drooling cock react. The balls that comprise the base reaching my cheeks I slowly yet intently begin pulling out and pushing in. Gradually picking up the speed and increasing the length of thrust till it's tip to balls at a relentless pace. My moans and grunts rising in volume. I glace in the mirror and with my legs in air, my ass highlightled by the jockstrap, and the look on my face of pure ecstacy, perfect example of the jock bottom reflected back. I close my eyes and with every tap of my button I get closer and closer and closer until my balls tense and with a groan so load with a few final thrusts I cum so hard and intense my body shakes.

I've been using and been used my this incredible dildo for 10 years. It is durable, easy to clean, realistic, and reasonably sized for regular use. Boyfriend dick. Big but not too big you can't sit properly if used several times a week.


Overall I give the Pierre Fitch dildo by Fleshjack an A+
 

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XL Bad Dragon Egg Knock Off - 18EUR
(7cm widest point; 16cm insertable length)

A few years ago I decided I wanted to ‘expand’ my possibilities. I looked into all sorts of bulgy juicy toys; obviously, I couldn’t afford any of them. I kept wanting something that I could feel pop in and that would stay inside. I have never trusted mega large buttplugs with a tiny tiny tail. I’ve heard too many stories of people having to head to the ER to retrieve said articles from their tini tiny tails. Nonetheless, I wanted to feel the stretch, so I kept looking for plugs with wide bases and a relatively thick connection point. I can understand people might want to create space inside whilst keeping the gate tight but I’ve never really craved a tight sphincter. Note aside: after years of stretching, I’m able to tighten more now than I was before.
Once I had considered my options I decided I needed something along the Bad Dragon Egg Plug shape and size, we already know, however, how pricy those toys can be. So I felt sad and hopeless for a few until my needs brought me back to hunting. I laid my eyes on AliExpress, a bit skeptical and doubtful because of its hit and miss reputation plus their sometimes ominous low prices. (Four lines product name coming in 3.. 2.. ) ‘Huge butt plug anal sex toys for womans mens prostate massager bdsm sexy toy big dildo anal butt plugs sexshop adult buttplug’ seemed like a ride to be proud of, it came in different sizes and it had the perfect shape I needed. It had a girthy smooth bump and the base was as wide as my fist; it had a very appetising length for its dimensions as well. I picked the orXL size, I figured that I could spare the money and it wouldn’t hurt much if it turned out to be false advertisement. I waited for almost but not even two weeks and there it was standing at my door (in a very discreet box labelled ‘stress relief massager’). I opened it soon enough and was surprised by its quality, it did not smell, it felt firm yet very pleasantly flexible and it was silky smooth. I got to work and felt the best gliding toy I’d ever tried slowly pushing my walls open. The resistance was nowhere to be found and water based lube was a perfect match with its texture. It’s been 5 years since it first repopped my cherry and it’s still to this date my most used toy; it’s got zero damage, it remains as smooth and flexible as day one, I haven’t had any toxic poisoning even though I keep it inside for consecutive hours and it only gets more pleasurable as the years goes by. Best 18EUR I’ve spent in my life, no doubt. I can keep it in whilst walking outside or doing chores, never worrying that it’ll go in me and be lost forever. It gives me the certainty that as soon as it’s pulled out a monster cock can plunge into me and it’ll only be lust and pleasure, sometimes I want the egg back inside instead of the cock. I’m certain I’ll keep this toy for the rest of my life.
I’ll link below the toy, it’s currently gone 1EUR up in prize but I’d buy it even if it was double the price and for the hunters out there that are looking for different sizes, they come in five different sizes to pick from, from S to XXL. All of them having different prices but also getting juicer as the size goes up. I’ll soon get myself an XXL just cuz I can only imagine what that will feel if the XL already feels so good.

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Review of my bathmate X40 Xtreme

I bought this device with a case with a lot of extras, such as a cleaning kit, towel, lube, shower-ring. This case itself was very handy to clean everything up and to put it away.

The manual was minimal, but online I could find more help of how to use it properly.
Using the Bathmate X40 is relatively straightforward. The device consists of a transparent cylinder, a water-release valve, and a pressure gauge.

After filling the cylinder with warm water and inserting the penis, the user can create a seal and begin the pumping action. The pressure gauge allows for precise control, ensuring a comfortable and safe experience. The hand pump is very useful since you don't have to push the pump on your pubes to release the water (the earlier bathmates were like this).
I also advise that shave your pubes off, so the seal is directly on your skin for a perfect suction.

The first time I used it, I was in a hurry, had a painful experience since one of my balls accidentally came in the tube because of the vacuum. So it is important to take your time and relax.

In terms of effectiveness, the Bathmate X40 delivers impressive results. By utilizing water pressure, it promotes blood flow, engorgement, and expansion of the penile tissue. Do not start with a lot of pressure at once, but try to build it up, otherwise you will get some blue spots on your penis (bruises).

I loved the feeling of putting my cock in the tube and creating the vacuum. It was very pleasant.

The bathmate itself was very easy to clean.

The major flaw of the bathmate is that you have to use it in a bathtub or shower. The shower is less comfortable, but is also effective. You can't use it in bed or on the couch watching TV or everything will be wet.

Overall a excellent pump with a nice feeling and great results!
 

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Adam & Eve Blazing Ice CyberGlass Mini Dong: This is a relatively small insertable at 4" long, about 3 1/2" insertable, and about 3 1/2" in circumference with slight ridges around it. Despite the small size, I have gotten much pleasure and many uses from it. Being glass, it has a nice weight to it and remains extremely slippery when lube is applied. There is a slight curve but is straight to the base, with no taper. I had bought this with the intention of using it as a buttplug but didn't realize that because it wasn't tapered and rather small, it has a tendency to slip out. To remedy this, I wear a thong to keep it in when I use it for extended periods. This gives me a nice full feeling when I'm walking around with it in. Another option is to keep your cheeks clenched when standing and masturbating to keep it in. It might sound odd but has been fun. The base is flat which is also a benefit when sitting. I often prefer to place it on a flat surface and ride it. It doesn't go deep, but the slick sensation is wonderful!
 

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The first time i used a dildo it was quite a pleasant and unforgettable experience. I'd say since that day, I realised the pleasure of sex toys. I was at home all by myself and I stole my sister's dildo. Keep in mind, i've never had anal sex before, so it was going to be an interesting journey. I douched as best as I could, went to my room and layed a towel on my bed. Back then, I didn't have lube so I had to get creative and find some replacement for it. Though I wouldn't recommend it, I wanted to use that toy so badly. This dilldo didn't have anything at the base to stick it somewhere, so I made a hole in my VR googles box and put it there. I relaxed and started to put a finger up my ass, my dick got so hard and wet that i immediatley when for a second finger just to get my ass ready. After 5 minutes, I went for it and sat slowly on the dildo. It was a feeling I had never felt before, I felt this unexplicable feeling all over my body that made me shiver and I wanted more. Once I got the dildo halfway inside my hole, I rode it as it was a nice big cock while jerking off. Within the next 10 minutes I had the best time of my life and busted my biggest load back then. Therefore, there's no doubt in saying that was a 10/10 for me. I'd definetly recommend it and I'm eager to see what's next for me to try.
 
Tenga Egg Boxy Review: Dual Pleasure from Every Angle
Link:Tenga Egg Boxy

Introduction: The Tenga Egg Boxy is a unique male masturbator that aims to deliver pleasure from two directions, thanks to its innovative design. With its angled boxy shapes, this discreet and compact pleasure device offers a different sensation while stroking up and down. In this review, we'll explore its features, functionality, and overall performance.


Design and Packaging: The Tenga Egg Boxy comes packaged in a discreet and attractive shell-like casing, which adds to its appeal. Upon opening the shell, you'll find the egg-shaped masturbator inside, along with a separate EGG LOTION pouch. The design of the interior features boxy shapes with opposing angles, creating a stimulating experience during use.

Functionality and Experience: Using the Tenga Egg Boxy is a straightforward process. After removing the wrapping, the egg-shaped casing opens easily, revealing the masturbator inside. To enhance the experience, you can pour the included lubricant from the EGG LOTION pouch into the EGG. Applying some lubricant around the entry ensures a smooth insertion and adds to the overall comfort. Once you're finished, cleaning up is hassle-free. Simply place the used item back into the egg-shaped casing and seal it again for easy and discreet disposal. This convenient feature makes the Tenga Egg Boxy a travel-friendly option, allowing for discreet and hygienic use, even while on the go.

Sensations and Performance: The Tenga Egg Boxy's angled boxy shapes create an interesting play of textures and sensations. The dual-direction design provides a unique experience, and the contrasting angles add variety to the stroking motion. The stimulation can be intensified or varied by adjusting the grip or the speed of your strokes. Users report pleasurable sensations and an enjoyable experience overall.

One potential drawback is that the Tenga Egg Boxy is a disposable item, intended for a single-use. While this ensures a hygienic experience every time, it also means that repeated use requires purchasing additional units. It would be beneficial if Tenga considered offering a more environmentally friendly and cost-effective alternative for long-term use.

Conclusion: The Tenga Egg Boxy is a discreet and travel-friendly male masturbator that delivers dual pleasure from two directions. Its boxy shapes with opposing angles offer unique sensations during stroking, enhancing the overall experience. The inclusion of lubricant and easy disposal make it a convenient option. However, its disposable nature may be a drawback for those seeking a more sustainable and cost-effective long-term solution. If you're looking to add some variety and stimulation to your intimate experiences, the Tenga Egg Boxy is certainly worth considering
 
A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
I had the opportunity to use the fleshlight, and here's my review.

Upon unboxing, the Fleshlight exudes a sense of quality craftsmanship. The device is made from high-quality materials that feel both sturdy and skin-like, allowing for a lifelike experience. The attention to detail in replicating the sensation of penetration is impressive.

The first thing that caught my attention was the textured interior. The ridges and grooves inside the Fleshlight provide a stimulating sensation as you slide your penis into it. The combination of these features creates an incredibly pleasurable experience, heightening the intensity of each stroke. Whether you prefer a gentle, teasing sensation or a more intense, gripping feel, the Fleshlight offers a range of textures to suit your desires.

One of the standout features of the Fleshlight is its adjustable settings, which allow you to customize your experience. Whether you're aiming to prolong your climax or reach your peak quickly, the Fleshlight caters to your preferences. This versatility is a significant advantage, as it enables users to tailor their experience to their individual needs and desires.

It's worth noting that the Fleshlight is discreetly designed, allowing for easy storage and transportation. The device's appearance does not scream "sex toy," making it suitable for those who value privacy or live with others. Additionally, the Fleshlight is easy to clean, ensuring that maintenance is hassle-free.
 
Bought a cheap fleshlight from wish few years back . Was good for first one . But was a bit too short for me .. also not as tight as I thought it would be ..but was fun for first one . Would like to try the rotating one !! Hahah
 
The Magic Wand.
For an edger the magic wand is the perfect partner. It grants intense stimulations with different speed and rythm and I can use it to tease specific parts of the cock from the g-spot to the head to the balls and so on.. your jerking style is not relevant, there will be the right speed and pace that will turn you on and bring you close to cum.. the only way to win is to move it far from your genitals.
The wand is magic!
 
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Product: Vixen Seashell panty vibrator
Cost: $50
Intended use: remote control vibrator for solo/partnered play

This product was given to my wife and I by friends when they were accidentally shipped two of these. My wife was skeptical of the shape as she felt that it would be difficult to keep the "nub" positioned on her clit for maximum pleasure. This concern has proven unfounded. Although you are supposed to charge the unit before initial use, we were impatient and went straight for it! Although she didn't orgasm from it, it definitely got her dripping wet and ready for continued play. She reported that it was comfortable to wear inside her panties and we felt that it was quiet enough to not be easily detected by people nearby.

We had no issues making the remote and vibe work together and the range seemed great. We experimented with power settings before she made it apparent that settings 2 and 3 were optimal. We do not like the pulsing patterns on any of our toys and would prefer if those patterns could be deleted so that you don't have to cycle all the way through them to get back to the regular vibration patterns. Overall we liked the product and look forward to using it to build anticipation on car rides, walks, etc.

Quality 4/5
Value 4/5
Power 5/5
Ease of use 5/5
Comfort 4/5
 
Review of my asslock

The ass lock is a metal toy that consists of a cock ring connected to an anal plug. It’s made I’d stainless steel so it’s safe and easy to clean. I found it a breeze to put on, just like a cock ring, so best done soft or with lube, pushing your balls through then your cock. I then lube up my hole and push the plug gently in place and that’s it. It feels great to wear as it rubs on my prostate while I walk around. That gets me hard and the cock ring keeps me that way, locking the plug in place. I like that it’s comfortable to wear all day and guarantees a boner so suits an exhibitionist like me (it looks great with tight shorts or a speedo). I’ve worn it at the gym, running, dancing and at sex clubs. I’d definitely recommend it but it will stop you getting fucked, so it’s suitable for masters who want to control their subs.
 

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The Hush 2 by Lovense is a wonderful vibrating buttplug that boasts powerful vibrations, complete waterproofness, long distance play, any many other features for any person no matter their gender. Coming with the option of four different sizes, any person beginning or looking to expand their anal play journey can find the right fit.

Upon unboxing the 1.5 inch option, I was greeted with exceptional packaging that protected my toy through shipping. The Hush 2 comes with the buttplug itself, a charging cable, carrying bag, and instructional guide. This 100% silicone plug offers magnetic charging. However, it doesn’t come with a charger brick. So, be sure you have one on hand that is compatible with USB chargers!

Lovense states that the Hush 2 is completely waterproof, and after putting this to test in the bathtub, it’s confirmed. I could have used the plug for the entirety of the 2 hour battery life had I not begun to get pruny! After getting out of the tub and squeezing out the rest of the battery’s juice, I popped the Hush 2 back on the charger and was ready to go again in about 30 minutes.

If you’re looking to have some fun alone time with your butt, then you need the Hush 2 in your life! The Hush 2 isn’t marketed as a postage massager, but with a little manipulation, you’ll be buzzing your prostate in no time! With an easy-to-reach button on the end of the toy, you can shuffle through multiple preloaded vibration patterns to give your booty a joy ride! Are the preloaded patterns not working for you? Don’t worry! Just download the Lovense Remote app and control your toy in real time via Bluetooth. With the app, you can also create your own custom vibration patterns. You can even sync the vibrations to music!

The Hush 2 is plenty fun alone, but anything is more fun when you do it with a friend. Unfortunately, my “friend’s” car was in the shop, and he couldn’t come over. But that wasn’t a problem at all. Using the Lovense app, he was able to connect to the Hush 2 and control the vibrations from 10 miles away! But I wanted to push this toy to its limits. I messaged my other “friend” who lives in the UK. While there was a slight delay, it worked perfectly.

This plug is a very fun toy, but there are a few issues I noticed while using it. When using the app to control my toy, it would randomly disconnect at times. Even though it would almost immediately reconnect, the shock of the change from intense pleasure to nothing at all was jarring. The on/off/shuffle button on the toy is easy to reach. However, the button is very susceptible to accidental presses when inserting or adjusting the toy. Finally: the charging system. The magnetic charging system is quite easy to use, but the magnets aren’t very strong. If you’re using the toy and charging it at the same time, you will probably find yourself knocking the charger off without even realizing it. Even though there are a few difficulties with the Hush 2, they are very small difficulties. I believe the benefits heavily outweigh the positives

The Lovense Remote app offers a multitude of features as I mentioned above. It is fairly easy to use, and it has a simple user interface that allows easy navigation. However, the app can be a bit buggy at times. That chat feature can be difficult to use, and it can be frustrating trying to set up long distance play. If having trouble, I would suggest both you and your partner completely closing the app and then reopening it. This usually takes care of the problems for me!

Though the Hush 2 is a little pricey, I believe it is well worth the price tag of $99 (1.5 inch option). All of the features make the Hush 2 an all around fantastic toy to use alone or with a partner. Due to its long distance capabilities, you’re not limited to who you are able to have a little fun with. Long distance relationship? Hush 2. Feeling a little spicy alone? Hush 2. I will definitely be using the Hush 2 for the foreseeable future. And you should, too! Your booty will thank you!
 
Hey there, folks! Today, I want to talk to you about a sensational gay dildo that's been turning heads in the market. It's none other than Johnny, crafted by the renowned Vixen Creations. This bad boy is designed to take your pleasure to new heights with its solid inner core and realistic silicone material. Trust me, it's a whole lot of fun to play with!

Let's get down to the nitty-gritty. Johnny boasts a slightly pointed head, a well-defined neckline, a veiny shaft, and some seriously wrinkled balls. Talk about sexy! Vixen Creations really nailed the design here, creating one of the most visually appealing gay dildos out there.

But it's not just about the looks. This dildo is made from 100% platinum silicone, which means it's not only safe for your body but also adds a touch of realism to your solo sessions. Silicone is hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and non-porous, so you can rest easy knowing you're playing with a high-quality, body-safe material. Plus, it's heat resistant, which means it warms up and retains your body heat for an even more lifelike experience. How cool is that?

Now, let's talk about the perks of owning a VixSkin Johnny. Firstly, its non-porous nature makes cleaning an absolute breeze. No need to worry about any unwanted bacteria or grime hanging around. Just give it a good wash with some warm water and mild soap, and you're good to go. And because it's made from top-notch silicone, this bad boy is built to last. It'll be by your side for many pleasurable nights to come.

Safety is a top priority here, and that's why Johnny comes with a flared base. This not only makes it anal sex safe but also allows for compatibility with harnesses. So, whether you're flying solo or looking to engage in some partner play, Johnny's got you covered.

Now, let's dive into the cons. Keep in mind that this bad boy measures a satisfying 7 inches in length. While some may find this absolutely thrilling, newcomers to the game might feel a tad overwhelmed at first. It's important to listen to your body and gradually work your way up to Johnny's size. Take it slow, folks!

The only other downside to consider is the price tag. It's not the cheapest gay sex toy on the market. However, remember that you're investing in a high-quality, body-safe product that's built to deliver unforgettable pleasure. Sometimes, it's worth splurging a little for an exceptional experience.

Lastly, if you're into hands-free play, it's worth mentioning that Johnny doesn't come with a suction cup. So, you might need to get a little creative if you want to go hands-free.

All in all, VixSkin Johnny is a top-notch gay dildo that ticks many boxes. With its realistic construction, body-safe silicone material, and easy maintenance, it's a solid choice for those seeking thrilling solo or partnered adventures. Just be mindful of the size if you're new to the game, and consider the investment you're making. Happy exploring, my friends!
 
https://www.amazon.ca/Doc-Johnson-OptiMALE-Rechargeable-Vibrating/dp/B01J5ASPXY

This cockring has been a staple in any sort of teasing or sensual play my partner and I have together. The ring is the right size to fit around our thicker members, and when those little nodes at the end get traced down your throbbing-… *shiver*. I would recommend getting this if you have some good sensitivity (although it does have different vibrating functions, and some of them are STRONG) and/or love to tease/get teased. I even tease myself when I’m along sometimes, and this is my definite go to. 4/5 just due to battery life not being AMAZING but we can’t rule out that I just forgot to charge it fully first.

I hope we get chosen! My partner and I would love to test ride some new toys for ya’ll we’ll have visual aids in the PowerPoint too ;)