Apply to be an LPSG Sex Toy Reviewer......

A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
The double ended flesh light is amazing. Firstly, it’s see through, the benefit of that is so that my husband and I can see our dicks rubbing together. Typically he grabs my end and I grab his and we both love the fact that we can see everything as we cum on one another. Attached is a photo of the one we have.
 

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Sometimes we are all very lonely and horny. And in these times we need the feel of a vagina in order to make the experience of self pleasure as enjoyable as ever. Well the fake vagina is the right toy for you. The team has tought of everything from the shipping, to the using, all the way to the washing. When you recieve your toy it is very discretely packaged and there is no way that anyone from the outside world would know the way that you pleasure yourself. It was very well packaged and protected, incased in several eco-friendly bags. It came with a very handy manual on how to keep it clean and bacteria free. It also mentions to wash before use, and I love that as it helps you keep your overall health and hygiene. In the manual there are also mentions on how to store it, how to clean it and the right way to use it, even tho that is individual. The feel of the vagin on the outside is almost as real as human skin and it is ribbed on the inside to make sure max pleasure is achieved. The entance to the vagina looks exactly like the genitalia of female. While using it the heat from the silicone makes the experience even better. It’s depth of 20cm makes it suitable for almost all males, although they offer deeper ones going all the way to 28cm depth. The overall cleaning and keeping of the vagina is very easy and the use is very enjoyable. I would recommend it to everyone because we all have those small moments where we are horny and lonely. 10/10
 
Most of the sex toys I have bought over time have been for my partners.

Yes, you have the crap lit up like polka machines, huge unwieldy devices, yadda, yadda, yadda.

But, in the end it's not the complicated insertion, remote controlled devices I personally have found to be the most exciting. The Mini Wand seems to be the thing, maybe not for all.

When being intimate, insertion of fingers, with kiss, touch, tongue, lips.......it does not get in the way or intrudes. It seems to be a fav, yes, not everyone's :) But a little lube and imagination, ease of use it can be magic....and yes, it stimulates female premature orgasm if used with premeditated foreplay :)

Followed by a very, very nice, enjoyable and mutually enjoyable... deep, shallow, deep, shallow..sway the hips, this way, that way.... slow, very slow, fuck. The breathless type.... Not the hard over and done with crap....the make every fuck worth it type.


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Oh yes, forgot to mention. A number of years ago when insertion devices that could be activated by mobile phone etc were introduced.

I asked questions way back to the makers, suppliers of the vaginal device inserted into one of the most sensitive parts of your body tuned into a radio wave that allows hundreds of users to activate the device focused on a vagina. Those pink things, back then my local sex shop had never heard of them :)

Now, I do not possess a vagina, but I do know how sensitive these areas are, and how the body protects them from the natural radio activity of the planet ...blah..blah. Because that's where it is, between your legs for reproduction, most protected place on your body. Yet here is a device that is inserted in it, exposes it.

I first saw them on Cam4 ...only a couple then...now they are everywhere.

Anyway, the answer I received from the company back then that manufactured these devices on it's effects was ..."They do not know."

I'm pretty sure if you asked the question today you would get the same answer. My advice is, just think about it. You know how hot your mobile gets when charging or use. You have a device stuck in your cunt, yes vagina for hours....just think about it, you are setting your most sensitive parts up as a receiver of radio waves. I asked the question years ago, I don't have a vagina. Gay blokes use it too....and yes, one of the most sensitive and protected areas of the body...

Please, just think about it. Because I have a feeling, it is not good. I will never buy one for my love because of that. I can not put it more plainly than that, You place a receiver of transmission in your body, it will give you pleasure, but think of where it is coming from and how it gets there.
 
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I honestly think there will be a rise in labial and vaginal cancer in the near future. Also for gay blokes and women, rectal cancer.

Hope I'm wrong, but look at the facts of how you get the messages down there. You are only permitted so many Xrays in your life, those who take them stand behind a lead screen. Work it out.
 
I have tried several other fleshjack sleeves, and not many compare to the Carter Dane texture. I prefer to have long stroking sessions when I can with this toy with a good saved load to pump inside Mr. Dane’s hole. This toy is incredible for use after a long college study session, a long day at work, to help destress, or you just simply need to let off some testosterone.The hole itself is a work of art, much like the Human Counterpart it was molded from. The lifelike detail is impressive, gets you up quick, and helps your member stay up throughout your entire play session. The texture inside feels just as good and as tight as you would want Carter to feel. When you first insert your penis, you will feel an overwhelming sense of pleasure from the studded bump patterns at the base, those feelings continue to the base of your cock as you continue, as well. After around 4 inches deep, the texture changes to something even tighter and even more studded; if you like fucking tight guys, you have found the right one. After another 2 or so inches, you find the final pattern, which is hard to describe, but feels bumpy in the best and pleasurable way possible. If your Mr. Winky is longer than 6 inches, you are in for a treat with this pattern. This hole can be tiring after a bit, which is why I prefer to lube Carter up before a longer play session, and will take breaks just to jerk off if I need to. The best play with Carter’s hole is watching some of his porn from CockyBoys while imagining it’s the real, heavenly thing. The best play time usually lasts from 30 minutes to 2 hours in my experience. Once you have busted inside of Mr. Dane, however, be sure to clean his freshly bred hole properly, so he keeps his gooch nice and tight, and to prevent mold and bacteria growth.
 
A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
Hey! I applied with your form. As requested, please see my review below. --
The "SEXFLESH BIG BEN FUCKABLE COCK AND ASS" is an amazing addition to your bedroom arsenal! This supple and attractive toy will draw you in as you insert yourself into the ribbed, life-like flesh of of Big Ben's ass. This toys heavy enough to stay put through even the roughest of plowing sessions. And best of all, if youre feeling extra frisky, Big Ben comes with a hot 7 inch dual density cock that is sure to find even your most secret of pleasure hot spots! If you like a tight hole and a big cock, this toy is for you!
 
My first anal plug is absolutely not for a beginner. If you are still a virgin, please consider carefully before you try this because it can literally destroy your hole. First, the size itself surely won't fit any virgin hole. You need to loosen yourself by applying plenty of water-based lubricant before you able to be penetrated by the plug's head. The length, wait for it, is 12 inches long! It will definitely penetrate all the way of your hungry holes.
 
I have to say, this Colours Pleasures 5 Inch Pride Edition Silicone Suction Cup Dildo, I absolutely love this bright dildo. It has a very realistic feel to it, causing some very intense and pleasurable sensations. it has a very nice texture with natural veins giving it a perfect mixture of texture a length. the texture might be a bit much for some, as my first time using it was for me, however after another go i think its perfect. What I really liked about this colorful toy is how the colors can indicate how much it can go inside. making it a great toy for beginners getting into anal. but don't let the size fool you, it has a good girth and is flexible yet can retain a firmness that hits all the right spots, great for riding. I love how easy it is to clean as well, no plastic smell, just use soap and good to go. This toy also has a very strong suction cup that sticks to many surfaces, making it more fun and allows the user to hit many different spots using different positions.
 
Custom Centaur

I bought this toy from the company WanderingBard back in 2020. I could talk about this company for days cause I’ve purchased a lot from them but I’ll talk specifically about this toy The Centaur

First off, the shape is perfect. As someone who has tried a variety of dildos, I really enjoy something that starts with a tip and slowly expands wider the farther you go. I decided to get one of the larger sizes because at the time I was experimenting with bigger toys just to see what was possible to fit inside me. I really appreciate the texture of all their products. They aren’t too soft which would make them flimsy, but not too firm so the harshness would feel uncomfortable. They managed to hit a Goldilocks zone with the silicon.

I also really appreciate the variety of color choices they offer for custom options. You’re not only buying a dildo, but you get to design the color scheme and everything. Coming from someone who’s a major art nerd, that’s a really neat feature. There’s also such a wide range of designs you can choose from. You can get an interesting drip design, polkadots, rainbows, split colors down the middle, anything. It’s something about the way they include these custom options that really makes it feel like such an art form and I respect it so much.

I also just love the company so much because of how friendly the owners are. The shipping is also pretty fast, and they’re quick to answer any questions, comments or concerns. I’ve ordered from plenty other places and they’ve been pretty good, but something about the authentic love for toy making WanderingBard showcases makes it hard to not wanna root for them and keep buying their stuff. 10/10. I love them so much!
 
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toy...ight-pilot-male-masturbator/a24226g35948.html

This is by far my most favourite toy I currently own, it’s that good that I’ve resigned my right hand! Firstly the black case makes the toy itself extremely discreet, so I know I’ll be able to use it/ store it without having to worry. The fleshlight can actually detach from the plastic case making it easier and faster to clean and dry compared to other fleshlights I’ve had in the past. Words cannot describe how good it feels once it’s lubed up and I’ve slid in, so I think I’ll just say……. Orgasmic. It’s that good I have to pace myself before I’ve slipped in, the tight grip makes it almost impossible to stop busting inside after a few strokes! The case has a unique feature where you can adjust how tight it is which comes in handy for stamina training.
 
A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
This open-ended vibrating Bluetooth-enabled masturbator is a game changer for solo nights. If you want to spice up your handyman time, this toy is for you. The app and Bluetooth connectivity allow you to control the stroker from your phone and share the controls with your playmate by sending them a link. With a rechargeable battery, water resistants, and easy cleanup, this stroker is a must-have.
 
My two favorite toys at the moment are the Fleshlight Pilot and the Lovehoney Dream Wand. I use them in combination. I'm pretty experienced with dry orgasms and can go hours with these toys, with a meal break :) First, I take the Fleshlight Pilot out of its casing. Once I get hard, I use the BOTTOM end of the Fleshlight Pilot as point of insertion. I use Astroglide water based lube. With my hands, I hold the Pilot and simulate the motion of a tongue rubbing my glans. Once I get the angle and strength right, I will keep rubbing the glans to build up arousal. Once I get the first dry orgasm, I stop and go and have one dry orgasm after another, needing only a short break between each orgasm!

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After several hours of dry orgasms, my dick will become half soft. Now I'm still highly aroused and it's the perfect time to do prostate play. The Lovehoney Dream Wand hits the prostate so well from the OUTSIDE so it's perfect for beginners as well as experts. That is, I use it to stimulate my perineum! With one hand I stroke my dick, and with the other hand I use the vibrating wand with its default vibration mode on the lowest or 2nd lowest strength. The vibration is strong enough to reach the prostate. By moving the vibrator up and down a bit, and also pressing it down a bit periodically, I would experience one prostate orgasm after another! These are whole body waves that often seem to last 5 to 10 minutes at a time. I use the wand for maybe an hour and then I shower and sleep. Normally this is the best night of sleep I get all week!

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A few months ago, we unveiled our project to revolutionize the sex toy industry. We aimed to make the buying process not only more enjoyable and affordable but also more communal, bringing together sex toy enthusiasts to discuss their experiences or even host group sessions on camera. We're committed to fostering a fun, sex-positive environment for everyone!

We've spent the last few months conducting comprehensive research, engaging in talks with numerous companies, and rigorously testing hundreds of toys. While it's a slow process, we're dedicated to taking our time to do this right, ensuring we only offer the best to our customers.

Our approach is simple: we hand-pick every product, which is then tested by a team of dedicated reviewers. Only the top-rated products make it to our store, ensuring that our customers receive a product they will love, complete with multiple reviews to guide their decision.

Our next step is to assemble our Sex Toy Reviewers team. This group will receive toys from us for testing and review. To handle the overwhelming interest, we've devised an application process. Here's how it works:

Step 1. Fill out our Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form Here --> Sex Toy Reviewer Application Form

Step 2. Comment on this thread with a review of a toy you own or have used. Try to make this review as detailed and engaging as possible. Your review will play a crucial role in determining if you'll be one of our Sex Toy Reviewers!

This opportunity is open to everyone, and we encourage everyone to apply. Feel free to ask any questions, and we're excited to see your applications and reviews!"
With the no name dildo from a sex shop, amazing with customized lengths and girths you can choose the perfect man for you! The suction cup allows for many angle and it comes in many colors for any preferences wanted! Heat activated soft silicone so the more you play the better you feel!
 
Rascal Toys Black Balled Dildo, 12 Inch Amazon | Hush
Price: $55-$85
Material: PVC/ TPR
Dimensions: 12”x9” (3” wide diameter)
Weight: 3lbs
Firmness: Medium Firm
Challenge: 3-5
Best use: this is a good toy to prepare for double penetration or fisting.

First impressions: The toy is THICK and VERY firm! The veining along the shaft is very similar to the “BAM!” dildo, but this one is thicker. This monster has some weight, and is too firm to “flop around.” The head is very blunt, so this is definitely NOT a beginner level toy!

I warm up my hole by lubing it well and begin to stretch it out with some fingers. I pull out my trusty Egg size L from Square Peg and take it in to get loosened up and prepared for this beast.
I coat the Blackballed dildo as well as my hole with a generous amount of Slam Dunk and begin my descent.
Because of the bluntness, if you are not ready for a 9 inch circumference, it will MAKE you ready! Go VERY SLOW. I take a big deep breath and exhale as I let this beast impale me.
The firmness and texture feels INCREDIBLE! Once my now gaping cavern adjusts to the size, I begin to really start bouncing on it!
The suction cup is not that great and tends to make it plop out if you are squatting, so I usually have to hold it by the balls and bounce like that.
If you are looking for a firm toy to get you wrecked, this is perfect for you!

Final Thoughts: If you like to feel “full” and like firm toys, then this is your new best friend. The price is fairly inexpensive for the size, but be very careful with it. This is not silicone and does not have the give that a SquarePeg or Hankeytoys toy has.