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as its april 1st i figured i would share a tale of an april fools prank gone wrong, or right i suppose
i have a dear friend, late bloomer when it comes to sex, so didnt realise he had a big dick til he was older
this discovery made him a little unbearable, becoming "the guy with the big cock"
on all his profiles he listed himself as "approx 9 inches" so i hatched a plan, to gently show him while it is great to have a big dick and be proud of it, theres more to life
the plan was to invite him over, suggest we measure him to confirm his size for when guys ask, id tell him he wasnt 9 inches he was 8, april fools it is 9 inches but see it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things eh
so i suggest we measure him, hes keen, being curious himself about his size, i place the tape measure, then i place it again
my plan goes out the window because the outcome was not what i expected
he was indeed not 9 inches, he was 10
so any plan to deflate his ego was shot, and instead his ego swelled even bigger
he decided to stick to stating his size as "9 inches" to avoid aggro but know the truth inside and ended up pounding me face down ass up
i have a dear friend, late bloomer when it comes to sex, so didnt realise he had a big dick til he was older
this discovery made him a little unbearable, becoming "the guy with the big cock"
on all his profiles he listed himself as "approx 9 inches" so i hatched a plan, to gently show him while it is great to have a big dick and be proud of it, theres more to life
the plan was to invite him over, suggest we measure him to confirm his size for when guys ask, id tell him he wasnt 9 inches he was 8, april fools it is 9 inches but see it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things eh
so i suggest we measure him, hes keen, being curious himself about his size, i place the tape measure, then i place it again
my plan goes out the window because the outcome was not what i expected
he was indeed not 9 inches, he was 10
so any plan to deflate his ego was shot, and instead his ego swelled even bigger
he decided to stick to stating his size as "9 inches" to avoid aggro but know the truth inside and ended up pounding me face down ass up
