big dick divorce (MM)

[ramsgate18]

When Elliot chose that fateful day in his guidance counsellors office to be a lawyer he hadnt envisioned his life turning out like this

he had visions of big flashy cases, taking down big corportations and standing up for the little guy

now he was 31, working full time as a divorce attorney, sifting through pre nups, post nups, trust funds, financial records, dividing of assets, destroying families for a hefty pay check

sure some of the cases were juicy, they had to be to require a lawyer, but for the most part it was the standard “sign here, congrats you are now divorced, have a nice life!”

on a typical wednesday he was waiting on a new client, “Neil Gallows” this case was already unusual, the couple had only been married under a week yet here was Neil already seeking an annulment or a divorce

12 oclock hit and sat opposite him was a slender well put together young man in his mid to early 20s, he seemed as bewildered to be there as Elliot was to see him there in his office surrounded by leather bound books

“i met Jake at my job, he was nice and we hit it off right away, soon we were dating, then we moved in together, things were almost perfect”

“almost?” Elliot asked glancing up from his lap top where he was typing notes

“we didnt....have sex, the entire relationship, Jake said he had been burnt a few too many times and said he loved me so much he wanted to wait til we got married, to make it more special and romantic!”

“noble” elliot said still typing, “go on.....”

“it was a simple wedding, just us and a few friends, we danced the night away then rushed to our hotel room, I couldnt wait to finally have sex with my husband, once we were undressed I realised what a terrible mistake I had made”

elliot paused, now intrigued, this was certainly juicier than most of his clients

“what was the issue? Micro penis? Secretly a woman?”

“i wish, those I could have handled.....” neil scoffed “no, turns out the reason we hadnt been having sex is..... he has......”

“mr gallows if this is going to work you are going to need to be transparent and honest with me!” elliot snapped sick of playing these games

“he has a huge penis!” neil blurted out blushing

elliots cheeks burned

“excuse me?” he said in shock

“he has a really massive penis, like huge, I have been with my fair share of big lads but this was on another level”

now he has opened up there was no stopping neil now
“i hurriedly got dressed again as he pleaded with me to let him explain the deception, some crap about how he got sick of being used for his cock so kept it a secret to make sure I loved him, not his cock, and that he hadnt wanted to scare me away as he loved me, I just got dressed, apologised and slept on my best friends sofa claiming we had had a fight”

elliot was dumb founded, this was certainly a new one, he was unsure at this point how to proceed with the anullment, it wasnt like there was a box “penis too big”

“and you are sure you cant work it out, try taking it, go to couples counselling?” elliot asked saddened to see such a new marriage go up in flames over something so stupid

“no way! Im sorry, the thought of taking that massive cock for all of my married life, I just cant!” neil almost looked like he was going to cry

elliot sighed defeatedly

“ok heres the deal, your soon to be ex partner will be served the papers for the annulment at your shared home, he will then come in for a meeting with me, if he agrees to the anulment no problems and you both go about your lives like this never happened, if he refuses or contests it we go to court, but based on your statements I cant see him doing that”

“oh?” neil said

“either he stands up in court and says he has a small cock and your lying about it being massive, or he proves it is massive but that it isnt grounds to annul the marriage either way very embarassing for him”


by 4pm that evening Elliots phone rang

“elliot Dawes, attorney how can I help you?”

“i just got served annulment papers sent by your office, neil wants to annul our marriage”

“im afraid so, when would you like to come in to discuss?”

there was a long silent pause on the end of the line, elliot almost thought the call had disconnected

“i can be there at the end of the day, I will come straight from work”

“excellent, I shall book you in”

elliot hung up, curious to meet the guy with the dick so big it made his husband want an anullment

 

[ramsgate18]

4pm rolled around and a timid knock came from elliots office door

“come in....” he said unsure he had even heard the door

in walked a short barrell chest young man with glasses and dark hair clippered short, he was wearing chinos and a button down, he looked so scared unsure, certainly not the monster cock alpha that elliot had envisioned

“ah you must be Mr Gallows”

“erm no, we never got as far as the name change for either of us, im Jake Smalls”

“pleasure, sorry to be meeting under these circumstances” elliot responded shaking the mans hand, hoping he was radiating sympathy, after some research and delicatley asked questions of his mentor and colleagues, this annullment could easily be a simple “ireconsilable differences” the fact the irreconsilable difference was a huge cock didnt need to be public record

“how much did neil tell you?” his voice barely above a mumble

“enough” eliot responded tactfully

with a little probing slowly Jake opened up, how he had discovered he was bigger in the changing rooms at university, how he had been used by many as a bench mark, almost a rite of passage, how he had had many many partners downright reject him once they caught word of his legendary endowment, one day as he was changing in the local gym locker room, catching patrons whispering and staring “wouldnt let him near my mrs he would break her” he decided to move acorss the country, start again but as best he could keep his cock a secret, planning to be cellibate as much as possible, changing in cubciles, avoiding the gents, using the cubicles if needed, dressing in loose trousers and compression underwear

“what changed?” elliot asked making some notes

“neil, we got chatting and he seemed really nice, funny, we started hanging out, then dating, but I held off telling him, I really liked him and didnt want to either scare him off or become a talking point, sure we would kiss and snuggle, and more than once I gave him a wank or some head, bit strange doing it to such a small.... well anyway we got engaged and then married, and I planned to take it slow chat to him first then reveal but we got too drunk and too hot and heavy and.....his face when he saw it, the fear, the apprehension, I tried to explain that I would never ever hurt him, and once he relaxed he would find it a lot of fun, but he stared at me like I was holding a weapon, he fled and he hasnt been home since, is he ok?”

“a little shocked certainly, and made it very clear at our meeting that as much as he adores you, the thought of having to take you regularly is sadly a deal breaker”

“right” jake said dejectedly wiping away the water forming in his eyes, not tears yet but close

elliot paused allowing jake to regain composure

“the next part is simple, either sign the annulment and the job is done, or contest it and go to court which would mean your secret being public record, probably be in the tabloids, the red tops would have a field day, and you having to go on the stand to either deny your cock is big enough to warrant a seperation, or prove it is big enough but that it still should not warrant separating”

“no no, he wants out, its the least I can do, I should have been honest from the start” jake sighed dejectedly, signing on the dotted line, “can you just let him know, im sorry for lying, and that I wish him well”

“sure” elliot smiled feeling a strange sense of sympathy for the poor guy sat opposite him

he stood shaking elliots hand and slowly turned to leave

“just out of curiosity just how big are you? To warrant a divorce”

jake paused sighing

“you want to see it dont you....” he turned

 

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[ramsgate18]

Jake turned and slowly walked back to the desk

“i admit I was curious” elliot admitted “i have encountered my fair share of penises but never one that could end a marriage”

“hmmm” jake said, slowly undoing his belt, revealing a tight pair of cyclist shorts underneath

“im guessing when you heard about me from neil you werent expecting me to be a short guy” he scoffed

“admittedly no, I began to wonder if the whole thing was a prank on me, but something about the earnest in the way you spoke makes me believe there is some truth to it all”

jake slowly lowered the cycling shorts, the band leaving a mark where they were so tight

slowly a cock as thick as a can of red bull came into view, by the time it was totally exposed it was easily 8 inches hanging soft, the head covered by foreskin making it clear jake was totally flaccid, beneath hung 2 equally impressive balls, jake sighed in relief to be out of the pressure garment he gave his junk a little shake

“certainly impressive!” elliot began trying to keep composure

“i hear that a lot, most assume im a shower, but sadly no”

elliot stifled a gasp “pardon?”

“im a grower, whenn hard I get much bigger, want to see?”

“sure”

“do me a favour, stand up and turn around”

elliot did as instructed

“you gay? Or just intrigued?”

“i am gay” elliot answered staring at his law degree

“like to get fucked?”

the rhythmic sounds of stroking were beginning, elliot wanted to see but stayed in position

“sure”

“taken big cock before?”

“a few”

“how big?”

“biggest guy was about 9 inches when I was in law school letting off steam, fucked me in a sling at a sauna”

“and you enjoyed it?”

“i loved it”

“im almost that big soft” jake chuckled

the sounds of movement stopped and an audible smack came from behind elliot

“you can turn around now”

elliot turned and his eyes bugged

laying on his expensive shiny desk, almost clean across it was the biggest cock he had ever seen in real life, it was huge, looking almost grotesque on jakes short stocky frame

“i can see now why neil got a fright” elliot chuckled, “that thing is huge”

“an ex measured it once, 12 inches by 8”

“12.... fuuuuuuck”

“someone hard?” jake asked

elliot hadnt realised he had been absentmindedly massaging his own growing erection

“its ok, you can get it out”

elliot almost blushed, his respectable 7 inches looking miniscule next to this beast of a cock

“nothing to be ashamed of” jake smiled warmly “now we had a predicament”

“what predicament”

“i cant leave while hard, its tough enough stuffing my soft cock into those shorts, this stands no chance” he thumped his hard cock against the desk to demonstrate just how hard he was, his flared head smearing a little pre cum onto the wood


“we could wait for it to go down but that will probably take a while, not to mention a waste of good cock”

elliot had to agree

“i could sit back in your chair and jerk myself off while you watch the show”

tempting

“but again that could take a while and several wanks”

“or you could help me to cum” jake said matter of factly

“now if my study of human nature is correct I know which option you are going to pick” he smirked sitting in the chair his hard cock hanging between his spread open legs

elliot walked over and knelt down

“good choice” jake smirked stroking elliots face with one hand and aiming his cock with the other

 

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