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This is so hot!!
It's a toss up between purple and Yellow. Purple is the boyfriend with attachment issues, so you have that deeply passionate relationship filled with power struggles. Yellow is the aspirational husband. Friendly, idealistic, traditional, and most likely to marry a woman. Or, he fools around and marries a carbon copy in the end. Orange is the best lay of your life. Even if his penis is small, you will remember the sheer sexual tension and energy. Green is a tool that you want to like, but every time he opens his mouth, you are reminded why it will never work.