Banned

banned for not swallowing while being fucked hard
 
banned for eating the banana while having sex
 
banned for not eating pizza because it was to cheesy
 
cheesed because you were banned for being too cheesy
 
Banned for not including three hundred and forty nine anteaters in the new live action movie 'WTF?'.
 
banned for loving anteaters for their tongues
 
Banned because of my Adam's apple being bigger than the norm and it made noises when I breathed out only and became terribly noisy when I saw naked men in the street that had been banned for having no apple peel
 
Banned for allowing the mall ground to get flooded with Purple Loosestrife.