bent like a banana

hmm, my penis is very straight and hangs long and thick when soft but when I get hard I do have a slight banana curve, it's normal though.
 
Very slight curve upwards when at max erect of 10-10.5, straight as arrow or sagging to the south at lesser grades of stiffness. When in my 6 time of life it was very curved upwards and I hated it because it seemed to rob it of its length appearance, but you're right there's some good places to massage that curves help in. I personally am trying for a regime that reputedly helps to correct curvature with jelqs that grasp penis at base with hand (fairly erect) and other at head and then bending and forcing the bent penis against the bend till it is facing in other directions and then back and forth. It may work, don't care too much if it doesn't.
 
7x5.5: Mine is pretty well straight, sometimes with a slight downwards curve. I would prefer it to curve upwards slightly, I think those that do are lucky.
 
Originally posted by Latinoboy9@Apr 9 2005, 01:54 PM
I have a curve up and to the left and its bent like a banana...But alot bigger...LOL! Jose'Latinoboy9
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Nice cock. My cock has a slight upward curce in the middle (nothin dramatic) and it leans a bit to the left.
 
Originally posted by KinkGuy@Apr 10 2005, 03:41 PM
You straight people are such prudes!
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Prudes? Strange, since one girl I know is especially fond of blue bracelets.
 
Originally posted by jonb@Apr 10 2005, 06:53 PM
fond of blue bracelets.
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???????? splain it pleeze? I live under a rock, remember? In the middle of nowhere.

Once again......my humor fails to amuse. Anybody but me. Oh well, I made me laugh. So there!!!!!!! Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Color-coded bracelets. If a guy snaps them off, you're obligated to do what the bracelet says. Some of the ones I know:

red: lapdance
blue: blowjob
black: sex
green: cunnilingus
dark green: handjob
fluorescent: sex toys
purple: anal
brown: rimming
clear: open to anything
 
not_small_at_all: When does this kind of stuff happen with the bracelets?

and where can i get my girlfriend one?
 
No shit. Told you, I DO live under a rock. This is the first I have heard of this...and it's kind of intriguing in a sick, perverted kind of way. Oh wait, that's why I like the idea. And to think, fags didn't come up with this first? Damn.
 
Originally posted by surferboy+Apr 10 2005, 04:44 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(surferboy &#064; Apr 10 2005, 04:44 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Latinoboy9@Apr 9 2005, 01:54 PM
I have a curve up and to the left and its bent like a banana...But alot bigger...LOL&#33; Jose&#39;Latinoboy9
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Nice cock. My cock has a slight upward curce in the middle (nothin dramatic) and it leans a bit to the left.
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Thanks, Now we have something in common...Both lefty&#39;s in the penis dept....Jose&#39;Latinoboy9