hey, laugh your fucking ass off. i'll have you know, i was a fratman long before these perfectly manscaped posers with cocks that drool and asses high enough a game of beer pong could be played under them cheeks.
it was a lot more than gym, being pretty and making tiktoks. I had to rush the frat, maintain a high gpa, do community charity work, weekly fundraisers, get drunk, fuck girls, even though my big cocked hot bestie could see me getting bricked up every time he got near me, plus the regular qualifications, being hot, gym, and made dope mix tapes. there was no such thing as just grabbin a big handful of my bro's cake and saying, "damn, gotta tap that, no homo after i do yer mom." bro code, bromances, and joking about chugging a bro's cock for laughs, all fantasies that lived in my imagination.
you could do worse than adoring me, just sayin bro. seriously, og fratman here, goated, catch me cruisin' poundtown. got brains, braun, a fat cock that curves up and to the left just for tickling that secret spot you have. lookin' for nsa adoration, cocks that drool, and asses high enough....