Once again, you've got a great eye for Grade A meat! Pete's lovely 9" is definitely one of my faves.
Not at all! As Einstein pointed out in the General Theory of Relativity, light is bent by gravity when it passes by a massive object. You are merely seeing the distortion caused by the gravitational pull of a massive penis.Ummmm, why is the door frame curved? Can you say "bad attempt at Photoshop"?