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Bless your heartMakes him even hotter
Jeez this season of Sailing Yacht is such a snoozefest. I didn't have a lot of hope at the beginning when I saw Gary's Neanderthal-looking mug plastered across my screen, but even Daisy has been phoning it in and Glenn has been releged to a minor character. God Gary is so vile. GO AWAY ALREADY!
So far most of the attention has been on Cloyce and that giant broomstick he has up his ass. Dial it back a couple of notches, Sonny, you ain't all that. Danni is an emotional train wreck, I hope she takes some of that tip money and invests in a little therapy. I don't know what's going on with that other girl Diana, maybe production put her in as this season's token eastern-European-princess shit-stirrer.
I think Emma is on her way out, but I doubt that will make a big difference. Her shitty attitude is just boring and annoying. Apparently Davide's main task is showing everyone his night-vision bumcakes and blurred-out junk. Much as I approve of male nudity I give a hard pass on that. And I think there's another guy named Keith but he's as exciting as a broken clock.
Sad to say, but I think it's time to put Parsifal III into drydock and let BD Sailing Yacht go keep BD Adventure company on the canceled list.
So far most of the attention has been on Cloyce and that giant broomstick he has up his ass. Dial it back a couple of notches, Sonny, you ain't all that. Danni is an emotional train wreck, I hope she takes some of that tip money and invests in a little therapy. I don't know what's going on with that other girl Diana, maybe production put her in as this season's token eastern-European-princess shit-stirrer.
I think Emma is on her way out, but I doubt that will make a big difference. Her shitty attitude is just boring and annoying. Apparently Davide's main task is showing everyone his night-vision bumcakes and blurred-out junk. Much as I approve of male nudity I give a hard pass on that. And I think there's another guy named Keith but he's as exciting as a broken clock.
Sad to say, but I think it's time to put Parsifal III into drydock and let BD Sailing Yacht go keep BD Adventure company on the canceled list.
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Initially I thought the delay in airing this season was because of Gary's issues. But obviously it's because Bravo knew they had a real turkey on their hands. This cast manages to be both boring and unpleasant.
The only glimmer of hope is that Emma gets fired and they bring on a new, hot male male deckhand. Is Chase available?
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Speaking of Davide's blurred nudity... it was the first time in Below Deck history I said "Thank God they blurred that"
I'm not understanding all the hate directed at Davide. Granted, he's the best of a very mediocre male cast but give the poor guy a break.
damn it seems his main insta account is gone? I wish I could follow him on socials. or is there a new one? hes like mainstream superhero moviestar levels of handsome. too bad I only found out about him now
hes a really cool guy, he actually talked to me a bit on twitter, back when his season originally ended, back when I actually did twitter. would be cool to see an update on him, always thought he was one of the hottest on bravo back on in the day
Is that youtube video still around? Id love to watch it if someone still has it?
I only recently started binge watching seasons of Below Deck, and its honestly so addicting haha.
Its such an easy watch, they cast so many hot guys, and its the type of reality show thats filled with drama, but isn't (to me) too trashy or unrelatable or forced/cheesy.
Ive only watched 4 seasons so far (5, 9,10 & 11) and Fraser, Ross, Kyle (season 5), Jake, Matt, Chris, EJ, Dylan, Bruno, Nick, Kyle (season 11)... theyre all so damn fiiiinnnne
Its such an easy watch, they cast so many hot guys, and its the type of reality show thats filled with drama, but isn't (to me) too trashy or unrelatable or forced/cheesy.
Ive only watched 4 seasons so far (5, 9,10 & 11) and Fraser, Ross, Kyle (season 5), Jake, Matt, Chris, EJ, Dylan, Bruno, Nick, Kyle (season 11)... theyre all so damn fiiiinnnne
Recommend checking out Down Under for some more hot guys! Especially season 2 - Adam, Culver, Luca
