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[letmewatch]

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This is insane lol. Quite attractive but not funny at all.

Is Carrington Bornstein the Internet’s Hottest Funny Guy? Or Funniest Hot Guy?

Ever since Matt Rife made it every IG fuckboy is now trying to be a comedian. They know they are not funny and they’re not trying to be, they just want to grab that easy dough from fans who will show up to watch them at standup venues just because they think they’re hot.

It’s like going to a strip club. You aren’t there because of their dancing skills, lol!

 

[Enigmatic_Stare]

Ever since Matt Rife made it every IG fuckboy is now trying to be a comedian. They know they are not funny and they’re not trying to be, they just want to grab that easy dough from fans who will show up to watch them at standup venues just because they think they’re hot.

It’s like going to a strip club. You aren’t there because of their dancing skills, lol!

If they did a standup routine where they stripped down I’d be more inclined to buy a ticket.

 

[Baron Axel Von Reichler]

GQ lost all credibility with that lol

 

[maximus2007]

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This is insane lol. Quite attractive but not funny at all.

Is Carrington Bornstein the Internet’s Hottest Funny Guy? Or Funniest Hot Guy?

Comedy is kinda subjective. I think he's funny. He has some funny original bits (i.e. Harvard professor,) his "oblivious" responses to thirsty comments, etc. He typically demonstrates a level of comedic insanity vs genius. His schtick tends to lean toward absurdity and surrealism. But yeah, I think he's funny AND hot.

I wouldn't compare him to Matt Rife; who isn't necessarily originally funny but more of like your witty, hot friend; hence why his crowd work is so much more popular than his bits.

 

[letmewatch]

His schtick tends to lean toward absurdity and surrealism.

I will eat my hat if he knows what the word “surrealism” means.

I get what you’re saying but I think you’re giving him way too much credit. He’s just a fuckboy who knows he’s good looking and capitalizes on those looks. It doesn’t matter what he decides to do or how good he is at it, people will pay attention just because he’s good looking. That’s sadly how the world works.

 

[jacksthename]

I will eat my hat if he knows what the word “surrealism” means.

I get what you’re saying but I think you’re giving him way too much credit. He’s just a fuckboy who knows he’s good looking and capitalizes on those looks. It doesn’t matter what he decides to do or how good he is at it, people will pay attention just because he’s good looking. That’s sadly how the world works.

Hey it's worked for matt rife and other pretty little talentless fuck since what vine?

 

[Mojorisin]

Hey it's worked for matt rife and other pretty little talentless fuck since what vine?

Please, comparing a legitimate comedian like Rife to this guy is insane.

 

[jacksthename]

Please, comparing a legitimate comedian like Rife to this guy is insane.

Well that's a funnier joke then matt has ever told Lmao. But let's not derail this tread with jokes about matt he has his own thread you can go there and tell your jokes hahahaha thanks though I needed a good laugh.

 

[letmewatch]

Well that's a funnier joke then matt has ever told Lmao. But let's not derail this tread with jokes about matt he has his own thread you can go there and tell your jokes hahahaha thanks though I needed a good laugh.

That’s a fair point but it’s kinda hard not to compare them since 99% of all IG fuckboys are basically carbon copies of each other and actively try to be. I should know since I am shallow af and that’s my type.

 

[TopsOnBottom]

That’s a fair point but it’s kinda hard not to compare them since 99% of all IG fuckboys are basically carbon copies of each other and actively try to be. I should know since I am shallow af and that’s my type.

To be fair they are called fuck boys for a reason ngl, wouldn't mind having him between my thighs

 

[henrywho]

I wanna take his cock all the wait down my throat, for real coat my throat with your strong young load king.

 

[Downstage]

With Johnny. If only they were slapping each other's asses

 

[Downstage]

 

[pookiepookie]

Oh my.

 

[donlon]

Good lord that's some Jacob Sartorius level of length and head

 

[LABred91]

Good lord that's some Jacob Sartorius level of length and head

Cut from the same cloth, too: mids at best doing completely stupid shit for views and clicks milking the algorithm for cash.

 

[pookiepookie]

Cut from the same cloth, too: mids at best doing completely stupid shit for views and clicks milking the algorithm for cash.

Okay please take a breath. If you feel this strongly I'm not sure why you're in his thread? Lol

 

[LABred91]

Okay please take a breath. If you feel this strongly I'm not sure why you're in his thread? Lol

You don't make the rules and also I'm allowed to comment on whatever I want.

There are a lot of pathetic people out there who will lust over mids. Lots and lots.

 

[pookiepookie]

You don't make the rules and also I'm allowed to comment on whatever I want.

There are a lot of pathetic people out there who will lust over mids. Lots and lots.

I said what I said lol

 

[LABred91]

I said what I said lol

So did I.