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He was pitching a mini tent towards the end of that video lol.

I wanna suck him off so badly.
I swear some of you people see things not because they are there but because your mind wants it to be there.
 
Ever since Matt Rife made it every IG fuckboy is now trying to be a comedian. They know they are not funny and they’re not trying to be, they just want to grab that easy dough from fans who will show up to watch them at standup venues just because they think they’re hot.

It’s like going to a strip club. You aren’t there because of their dancing skills, lol!
 
Ever since Matt Rife made it every IG fuckboy is now trying to be a comedian. They know they are not funny and they’re not trying to be, they just want to grab that easy dough from fans who will show up to watch them at standup venues just because they think they’re hot.

It’s like going to a strip club. You aren’t there because of their dancing skills, lol!
If they did a standup routine where they stripped down I’d be more inclined to buy a ticket.
 
Comedy is kinda subjective. I think he's funny. He has some funny original bits (i.e. Harvard professor,) his "oblivious" responses to thirsty comments, etc. He typically demonstrates a level of comedic insanity vs genius. His schtick tends to lean toward absurdity and surrealism. But yeah, I think he's funny AND hot.

I wouldn't compare him to Matt Rife; who isn't necessarily originally funny but more of like your witty, hot friend; hence why his crowd work is so much more popular than his bits.
 
His schtick tends to lean toward absurdity and surrealism.
I will eat my hat if he knows what the word “surrealism” means. :joy:

I get what you’re saying but I think you’re giving him way too much credit. He’s just a fuckboy who knows he’s good looking and capitalizes on those looks. It doesn’t matter what he decides to do or how good he is at it, people will pay attention just because he’s good looking. That’s sadly how the world works.
 
I will eat my hat if he knows what the word “surrealism” means. :joy:

I get what you’re saying but I think you’re giving him way too much credit. He’s just a fuckboy who knows he’s good looking and capitalizes on those looks. It doesn’t matter what he decides to do or how good he is at it, people will pay attention just because he’s good looking. That’s sadly how the world works.
Hey it's worked for matt rife and other pretty little talentless fuck since what vine?
 
Please, comparing a legitimate comedian like Rife to this guy is insane.
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Well that's a funnier joke then matt has ever told Lmao. But let's not derail this tread with jokes about matt he has his own thread you can go there and tell your jokes hahahaha thanks though I needed a good laugh.
 
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Well that's a funnier joke then matt has ever told Lmao. But let's not derail this tread with jokes about matt he has his own thread you can go there and tell your jokes hahahaha thanks though I needed a good laugh.
That’s a fair point but it’s kinda hard not to compare them since 99% of all IG fuckboys are basically carbon copies of each other and actively try to be. I should know since I am shallow af and that’s my type. :weary_face: :laughing:
 
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That’s a fair point but it’s kinda hard not to compare them since 99% of all IG fuckboys are basically carbon copies of each other and actively try to be. I should know since I am shallow af and that’s my type. :weary_face: :laughing:
To be fair they are called fuck boys for a reason ngl, wouldn't mind having him between my thighs