How about a story?
I was out in the backyard getting some Sun back last Spring. I was laying on my stomach reading a book, when our part-time neighbor came through the gate behind me. I didn't hear a thing until he got right to me, when he said, "Damn man, I didn't see that much crack when I went to view the Liberty Bell."
I was wearing one of my pouch swimsuits, and I guess they don't always have a lot of rear coverage...So he may have had a point.
Of course I was startled, but I recognized his voice and tone, and knew he was kidding. So I rolled over to speak to him and see what brought him over. Naturally I wasn't considering that while my suit offered little rear coverage, it has a large pouch in the front.
As I rolled over and slipped on my sunglasses, I saw him glance down.
And I hear from him as he glances and stammers...."Holy"......"Wow"......"I can see why you're popular with the ladies."
He's never looked at me the same since.
Now he likes to tease me about the light cotton shorts I like to wear working around the house....