Caught Sleeping

I entered our front room one morning to find my mate still crashed out on the inflatable bed. The sheet was all wrapped up around his chest and shoulders and he was sporting morning wood!
I stared fascinated as it was pressing firmly against his torso at least an inch past his belly button and looked as thick as some of the discarded beer bottles still in the room. His balls were the size of tangerines resting about four inches down his thighs...and on the table was a hot cup of tea my wife had left for him!

I went into the kitchen where she was laughing down the phone and telling her friend “he’s huge - the biggest I’ve seen in years!”
My hangover suddenly cleared!