Chris hemsworth

[autumnsteel]

A little sharper, a little bigger, a little slower
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Thank you!

 

[deleted11768931]

A little sharper, a little bigger, a little slower
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Hot damn, that thing looks heavy!

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

 

[David Jamaal]

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how’s this sexy? y’ll be posting anything on here

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

how’s this sexy? y’ll be posting anything on here

I guess that besides missing letters, capitalization, grammar, and correct sentence syntax, I'm also missing where this post of yours had any Chris Hemsworth content in it at all, "sexy" or otherwise. Or to put it in terms you'd understand: "y'll really be sayin any sht on here for attentn"

 

[edonline]

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Anyone know where this was filmed? Looks like a really cool installation.

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

Anyone know where this was filmed? Looks like a really cool installation.

At the Museum of the Future in Dubai

 

[jeroengogo]

looks like he is been showing way more vpl lately than in the past - i feel his managers must have been like 'hems, we need to dispel rumours about you.'

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

 

[Juicy Ucey]

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You can practically hear that thing flopping around in the first gif...

 

[slowburner]

Every frame is mmm,mmm, mmm

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

He's in a different league of hunkiness

 

[slowburner]

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

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I could practically hear the slapping sounds as that heavy baby-maker flopped in there (hope at least someone drained his balls before this). Sorry to disappoint some people who seemed very invested in him having a small dick but all evidence continues to point to the contrary.

 

[autumnsteel]

I could practically hear the slapping sounds as that heavy baby-maker flopped in there (hope at least someone drained his balls before this). Sorry to disappoint some people who seemed very invested in him having a small dick but all evidence continues to point to the contrary.

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Was just gonna say we need you to come through with the sharper, bigger, slower gif of this opening run

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

Was just gonna say we need you to come through with the sharper, bigger, slower gif of this opening run

Ironically, that's the only part of the video that seems to have been filmed with a digital zoom on a phone, which isn't great for quality but one does what one can with what one has

Slap slap slap, flop flop flop, daddy. And I'll reiterate, hope someone, or someones, in the Hemsworth household sucked his balls empty before this.

 

[deleted11768931]

And I'll reiterate, hope someone, or someones, in the Hemsworth household sucked his balls empty before this.

How can one apply for that job?

 

[TasteOfYourLips]

How can one apply for that job?

I think it's like the monarchy. You have to be born into it otherwise there'd be a never-ending line at ports of entry in Australia

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

All I can say

I think it's like the monarchy. You have to be born into it otherwise there'd be a never-ending line at ports of entry in Australia
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