Chris mazdzer

[thadjock]

i'm surprised somebody hasn't photoshopped a giant penis in where the washington monument is

 

[thadjock]

move the razor....away.....from.....the .....chest........!!!

 

[thadjock]

c'mon, ....it's not even close......easily the best

 

[thadjock]

this is the bf u want for thanksgiving....

 

[thadjock]

if that's his bator arm.....i'll volunteer mine to stand in.....did i mention i'm ambidextrous?

 

[thadjock]

about to dip the tackle into the lake

 

[765798]

Love gis thicc hairy body!

 

[Anonymous19]

Bump

 

[Marcodimarco]

Bump

 

[blue26]

i'm surprised somebody hasn't photoshopped a giant penis in where the washington monument is

Wow how tall is he

 

[kaki1234]

Is the vpl real or edited?

 

[Evie987]

Is the vpl real or edited?

It's real! He posted the photo on his IG itself. God, he's so cute too. His girlfriend is lucky

 

[DAYSGuy67]

Most Recent from IG...

 

[thadjock]

Most Recent from IG...

glad to see him beefing up again, he got way to skinny for DWTS.....he needs that mass for all the cold he endures!

 

[xiujian]

Is the vpl real or edited?

That’s the official Team USA portrait lmao they knew exactly what they were doing

 

[Zevksr]

Men with musclubber (muscle and fat) are the sexier!!!

 

[sundragon]

Even banged up and bruised, he's hot

 

[Evie987]

Even banged up and bruised, he's hot

annoyed he covered his bulge and not sure if he did it to cover bulge or show the arm bruises

 

[thadjock]

Even banged up and bruised, he's hot

What’s that black and silver thing in his bag? Is that a hair dryer, a massager, some kind of fleshlight sex toy? Or something he uses on his sled? Viewing it on my mobile it’s hard to tell.

 

[morschhauser1]

What’s that black and silver thing in his bag? Is that a hair dryer, a massager, some kind of fleshlight sex toy? Or something he uses on his sled? Viewing it on my mobile it’s hard to tell.

Yeah he never goes anywhere without his sex toy