Chris pratt

[Gh0stfac3]

I am guessing this is from a new movie.

It’s from a new Amazon series that comes out in July

 

[hardandy]

chris has always remind me of our all time fav zaddy lexnstuff they talk similar they're even of similar height at 6 feet 2 too so they probably got the same box size too i think ........SLURP ^0^

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Agree, Alex himself said so in one of his old twitter.
They could be brothers... and think about what they could do together!

 

[GustavoAckles]

Well his wife is pregnant, too pregnant now...so he probably is quite horny and also is a Christian so he won't masturbate...he must be a volcano in these photos. Unless she used her mouth

Do christians guys really don't masturbate? I find hard to believe they won't cheat on their imagine masturbate

 

[runningcrazy]

Do christians guys really don't masturbate? I find hard to believe they won't cheat on their imagine masturbate

Yeah that was a new one for me too, never heard that before

 

[sibilaton]

Do christians guys really don't masturbate? I find hard to believe they won't cheat on their imagine masturbate

Christian conservatives in the US (elsewhere too, probably) are the least Christ-like people on the planet. They will masturbate with a Glock shoved up their ass, jerking it to the latest reports on the oppression of women and minorities. But officially:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation

Today, Roman Catholic (including Eastern Catholic), Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox and some Protestant Christians consider masturbation to be a sin. Many Protestant churches in Northern and Western Europe and some Protestant churches in Northern America and in Australia/New Zealand see masturbation as not a sin.

 

[bigboaster]

Yeah that was a new one for me too, never heard that before

Christian conservatives in the US (elsewhere too, probably) are the least Christ-like people on the planet. They will masturbate with a Glock shoved up their ass, jerking it to the latest reports on the oppression of women and minorities. But officially:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation

Yeah technically masturbating has always been a sin in Christian dogma. That doesn't meant that Christian men aren't actually doing it though. Two completely different things. Lol.


Christians aren't supposed to have sex outside of marriage either... That isn't stop them from fornicating from January to December though. Lol. Most Christians don't practice what they preach.

 

[Gasser]

I think I see something
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[Mickactual]

 

[italianotter]

That bulge....

Gyazo

Fuck me!

I guess we all zoomed in...

 

[deleted6706511]

I think I see something

Nice bulge

 

[Cryptrobber]

Christian conservatives in the US (elsewhere too, probably) are the least Christ-like people on the planet. They will masturbate with a Glock shoved up their ass, jerking it to the latest reports on the oppression of women and minorities. But officially:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation

As we all know, every Christian follows every single law and word written in the Bible and never make exceptions or disagree with the literal translation or come up with their own interpretations that are contrary to the fundamentalist stereotype. That's why he has never worn clothing with blended fabric, lest the church elders learn and burn him at the stake.

What I'm saying is he probably jerks off, she probably reads a book while he does it, and it probably looks sexy as all hell.

 

[Khegan]

As we all know, every Christian follows every single law and word written in the Bible and never make exceptions or disagree with the literal translation or come up with their own interpretations that are contrary to the fundamentalist stereotype. That's why he has never worn clothing with blended fabric, lest the church elders learn and burn him at the stake.

What I'm saying is he probably jerks off, she probably reads a book while he does it, and it probably looks sexy as all hell.

Never mind anyone who think that he wasn't railing this wife or the previous before they got married is delusional. Not to mention the long line of people willing to literally throw themselves on him. Premarital sex is against Christian dogma too.

 

[Cryptrobber]

Let's get back to business, defeat the huns and imagine his flexed arm is this big while he jerks off his heavy neglected cock.

 

[debanche]

I do think he has big heavy balls in there. Maybe not lowhangers. But a big tight sack, probably not shaved.

 

[Schlong87]

I do think he has big heavy balls in there. Maybe not lowhangers. But a big tight sack, probably not shaved.

my fave kind of sack!

 

[Mickactual]

I do think he has big heavy balls in there. Maybe not lowhangers. But a big tight sack, probably not shaved.

That's what I'm imagining too.

my fave kind of sack!

Same here. ...But I'm tired of imagining it.
I want to see them!
Now!!

 

[hardandy]

Chris is one of those men that doesn't have to act to be manly, he simply "is"... The way he moves or talks, (even when he's goofy) and his whole look (face+body) have a very natural manliness in all his main roles so far that few actors have nowadays.

 

[Mickactual]

Chris is one of those men that doesn't have to act to be manly, he simply "is"... The way he moves or talks, (even when he's goofy) and his whole look (face+body) have a very natural manliness in all his main roles so far that few actors have nowadays. View attachment 63580481View attachment 63580541View attachment 63580591View attachment 63580631View attachment 63580701View attachment 63580731

True. His masculinity and his sexiness are seemingly effortless. And that's a rare, beautiful quality in a movie star (or any man).

 

[Lover man]

I remember when he used to have blonde curly hair from Everwood days. The shorter dark hair makes him more attractive.

 

[ChrisPrattSlut]

I remember when he used to have blonde curly hair from Everwood days. The shorter dark hair makes him more attractive.

True. His curly hair was a turn off for me. I started noticing him when he was fat yet short haired, and I still lust after him even then...