Chrismd (uk youtuber)

Chris has been so uninhabited and horny since he became single. Him confessing that he is circumcised and telling Harry Wroetoshaw that his penis bends right when it gets hard made me have an oddly hot dream:

They finally do a Sidemen "cock off" on Side+ like Harry has been pushing for multiple times. Chris is a guest, whips his cock out, and shows the lads how it does bend when he's aroused. Harry sees it and decides to be a cheeky troll. He keeps insisting that dicks are not supposed to bend and that it can be sorted out. He grabs Chris' hard penis and starts squeezing and tugging, insisting that it can be bent back. Chris is annoyed and tells him, "It doesn't work that way, you moron." But Harry just keeps rubbing and giggling while insisting, "It'll bend back, it'll bend back, I swear!" After a moment, Chris grimaces and says, "Mate, you're going to make it spew if you keep that up!" But Harry doesn't stop and Chris grunts as his knees buckle, he holds on to Harry's shoulder for balance as he releases a massive load all over Harry's hand.
 
Bit of the old French Two Hander!
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