Cody Messner

[HappyKai]

Ohhhhh. I wish I were her so badView attachment 122330401

Pathetic f*gs still following this straight MAGA?

 

[Scrtary]

Pathetic f*gs still following this straight MAGA?

Yes and? Not everybody here is American honey. Stop making it all about you. X

 

[WT1492]

Yes and? Not everybody here is American honey. Stop making it all about you. X

Am American and I can stand against that where it matters — My voting precinct, not Instagram, lol

 

[PAWHWYMAH]

Is he maga though? He seems more just like another nerdy white dude to me

 

[RedheadScott]

Is he maga though? He seems more just like another nerdy white dude to me

Oh he’s all of the above for sure. Also VIRGIN screams to mind too. He’s got a damn good body though but I don’t think he quite has the brain cells to know what to do with it though

 

[RobVuo1]

Oh he’s all of the above for sure. Also VIRGIN screams to mind too. He’s got a damn good body though but I don’t think he quite has the brain cells to know what to do with it though

He just seems like a really awkward guy but not much going on between the ears.

 

[PAWHWYMAH]

He just seems like a really awkward guy but not much going on between the ears.

That’s the vibe I got too. Awkward and kinda low brain cell count. Probably also not entirely comfortable being “hot”. He seems like one of those Mormon schoolboys who doesn’t know he’s attractive until some single mom hits on him during his mission lol

 

[RobVuo1]

He may have been either thin or overweight as a child and still has self-esteem issues (just a wild-ass guess on my part) despite how good he looks now. Anyways, none of us know him so we will just keep guessing.

 

[geek1]

 

[geek1]

 

[strokemeavalon]

Has he been deflowered yet?

 

[Jschnabs]

Has he been deflowered yet?

Rumor is before he found Jesus he was

 

[strokemeavalon]

I bet unwed sex made him feel dirty so now he's given himself to the lord.

 

[geek1]

 

[acbc]

I feel like he’d be such a submissive bottom

 

[aangindo]

I could be wrong, but I think this is the widest, clearest view of his incredible V-line, the whole line almost seen here

Nice, Cody. Next stop: bush

 

[geek1]

 

[RobVuo1]

Does he think people are waiting with bated breath for his advise on crypto?

 

[skeldare]

Sorry Cody but I'm staying away from crypto.

 

[RobVuo1]

Sorry Cody but I'm staying away from crypto.

Ahh, you're going to make Cody sad