Colton underwood- american football player

[mattthebruinsfan]

so who gets the house when the eventually breakup?

The bank that financed it.

 

[Legondex]

I don't know why but I feel they will at least have an engagement maybe even make it to getting married.

 

[JoeRoscoe]

I think they'll get married too. Maybe Netflix will make another show about their wedding prep. Jordan seems to be the daddy figure that Colton craves.

 

[Inthepine]

Funny how the thread sort of feels like home room in High School the Monday after the announcement that the captain of the football team, (who was also voted best looking, of course), had begun going steady with the homecoming queen. You know, that harmonious noise of bubbles being burst and behind the platitudes and well wishes, everyone really wished the bitch would set fire to herself from her closeted smoking habit and using too much hair spray.

 

[jonzjam]

Colton's under wood

 

[JoeRoscoe]

His 30th birthday party looks like it was quite the event. Jordan went all out.

 

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His 30th birthday party looks like it was quite the event. Jordan went all out.

The sex must have been great too!

 

[JoeRoscoe]

I think sex with Colton is by definition always great. Great body, great face, hungry hole.

 

[jonzjam]

 

[JoeRoscoe]

Jordan has a nice IG story montage to Colton.

The best thing to happen to Colton was to get blackmailed by whoever saw him in the sex club and pretended to have pics. Now he's living his best life with his sugar daddy in their $3 mil pad, instead of pretending to be straight and living on the DL for the next six decades, or coming out at 55 or something

 

[deleted5097201]

Jordan has a nice IG story montage to Colton.

The best thing to happen to Colton was to get blackmailed by whoever saw him in the sex club and pretended to have pics. Now he's living his best life with his sugar daddy in their $3 mil pad, instead of pretending to be straight and living on the DL for the next six decades, or coming out at 55 or something

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umm...i am pretty sure he has his own money thought as a NFL football player

 

[JoeRoscoe]

I meant that to be a positive message. Maybe "sugar daddy" wasn't the best phrasing. I'll change "sugar daddy" to "daddy type" (as he says he's attracted to in his documentary). I'm sure they both put plenty of money into the mortgage.

 

[HDbiker]

umm...i am pretty sure he has his own money thought as a NFL football player

Colton never made much playing football.
I believe he only ever played on practice teams and was always released before he played in an actual regular season game.

 

[Sexb1150]

Colton never made much playing football.
I believe he only ever played on practice teams and was always released before he played in an actual regular season game.

Even so, I can't imagine he has much of that left. It's been a while hasn't it? I'm actually curious as to what he does now.

 

[JoeRoscoe]

He does what you seen him do. He's an influencer and a minor celeb. He's also starting his NFT gig with various characters he posts about on Instagram.

 

[JoeRoscoe]

His IG photos today -- I won't put them here as I'm sure anyone who cares enough already follows him on Instagram -- are so adorable. He may be somewhat of a hot mess, but he's also such an adorable teddy bear of a guy.

 

[blue26]

He does what you seen him do. He's an influencer and a minor celeb. He's also starting his NFT gig with various characters he posts about on Instagram.

hes got good PR

 

[HDbiker]

hes got good PR

If you want to live off of monetizing your name, you need it.
And if you can do it, more power to you.

 

[bpp5346]

Omg i just saw his boyfriend and gasped. i thought it was perez hilton

 

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He screams small dick lol