Comedian Bert Kreischer Naked

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Clearly fake guys.. zoom in on the dick head, why it it spiky?
bad cropping around it from the source pic
Or he has some serious genital warts
why do the pubes look so weird?
Surprised people are fooled by this.
 
Okay I think I may have gleaned what you mean

Do you mean BK himself posted a frontal pic somewhere, but edited the size to be comedy big or something,
and now pic has been shrunk back down to try and give us a better idea of the original pic?

If that is the case then I apologise and totally appreciate the efforts to give us a proper look at Bert's junk.
 
Okay I think I may have gleaned what you mean

Do you mean BK himself posted a frontal pic somewhere, but edited the size to be comedy big or something,
and now pic has been shrunk back down to try and give us a better idea of the original pic?

If that is the case then I apologise and totally appreciate the efforts to give us a proper look at Bert's junk.
Yes I think that’s what he did. It was a promo flyer for a standup gig I believe based on a meme of a man sitting on a bed with a massive cock. BK recreated it and just enlarged his cock using photoshop and someone undid the enlarging.
 
Ahh yes a Bert thread! I remember years ago, my crush on Bert started with a series on FX called Hurt Bert. There was an episode where he was tortured by a dominatrix, and I recorded it with VHS, however back then, during commercial break the ad for the show skipped out a lot of the blurred out parts and it clearly showed Burts dick several times, but I missed recording it, and I've been angry about it ever since lmao. But even during the show, they did a sped up scene where he prepared by getting naked and into position, and you can pause it and still see his dick in a few frames, I think I still have the old old old ass YouTube video favorited, I'll run and try to grab a few screenshots from it if so.