Ahh yes a Bert thread! I remember years ago, my crush on Bert started with a series on FX called Hurt Bert. There was an episode where he was tortured by a dominatrix, and I recorded it with VHS, however back then, during commercial break the ad for the show skipped out a lot of the blurred out parts and it clearly showed Burts dick several times, but I missed recording it, and I've been angry about it ever since lmao. But even during the show, they did a sped up scene where he prepared by getting naked and into position, and you can pause it and still see his dick in a few frames, I think I still have the old old old ass YouTube video favorited, I'll run and try to grab a few screenshots from it if so.