Comedian Chris Distefano ♥♥♥

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As if I wasn't thirsting after Chris enough, I just found out that he legit has been medically diagnosed with hyperspermia, and his loads are 5 TIMES larger than average. Podcast linked below, start at 33:30. Real long shot, but does...anyone have evidence of this?

Girls Gotta Eat: Who's Your Daddy? feat. Comedian Chris Distefano

 

[EvurHard7]

As if I wasn't thirsting after Chris enough, I just found out that he legit has been medically diagnosed with hyperspermia, and his loads are 5 TIMES larger than average. Podcast linked below, start at 33:30. Real long shot, but does...anyone have evidence of this?

Girls Gotta Eat: Who's Your Daddy? feat. Comedian Chris Distefano

This is either a very creative bit of comedy or yet another reason to lust after Chris.

 

[jonzjam]

As if I wasn't thirsting after Chris enough, I just found out that he legit has been medically diagnosed with hyperspermia, and his loads are 5 TIMES larger than average. Podcast linked below, start at 33:30. Real long shot, but does...anyone have evidence of this?

Girls Gotta Eat: Who's Your Daddy? feat. Comedian Chris Distefano

Thanks for sharing. He once said he was always precumming.
"I'm chrissy fucking precum".
"I got a steady drip"

 

[Jaysky3000]

Yea he’s always been bey. He is a guy who I think is deaf straight but under certain circumstances will or has done stuff with a dude. He seems very open minded and not ashamed to admit it.

 

[bruiserminnesota]

He also talked about this on Joe Santagato’s podcast a while ago. He was saying things like, “I shoot ropes, bro.” It was kind of hot, actually. This would’ve been a couple years ago. I don’t remember the exact episode of the podcast, but there’s a video version of it on YouTube.

 

[bruiserminnesota]

He also talked about this on Joe Santagato’s podcast a while ago. He was saying things like, “I shoot ropes, bro.” It was kind of hot, actually. This would’ve been a couple years ago. I don’t remember the exact episode of the podcast, but there’s a video version of it on YouTube.

I found the Santagato video where he talks about his big loads. Go to about 5:30 in this video.

 

[EvurHard7]

I found the Santagato video where he talks about his big loads. Go to about 5:30 in this video.

Wish there was a video out there of him cumming all over himself.

 

[k_247]

Yogic king

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[Dave Bantis]

in this interview, he shows the guys a selfie pic of his cock. Everyone seems to agree that he’s packing

While I’m psyched he’s packing, the fact that he pulled out the pic on air and showed the other straight guys is why I love him even more.

 

[jonzjam]

While I’m psyched he’s packing, the fact that he pulled out the pic on air and showed the other straight guys is why I love him even more.

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[Jaysky3000]

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This I really do think he really would fool around with a guy and keep it moving.

 

[azn406]

I have definitely fantasized about being gangbanged by Chris, Andrew Schulz, Sam Morril, and Mark Normand.

That's fucking hot and I would love that treatment too.

 

[EvurHard7]

I have definitely fantasized about being gangbanged by Chris, Andrew Schulz, Sam Morril, and Mark Normand.

Oh man, 3 of the 4 of them were in the same place at the same time! My jaw and hole are aching in envy.

 

[RobBK90]

That's fucking hot and I would love that treatment too.

i have a thing for a fellow comic related to them: Mike Cannon.

 

[Caliboy]

i have a thing for a fellow comic related to them: Mike Cannon.

Damn comedians have booty nowadays

 

[k_247]

i have a thing for a fellow comic related to them: Mike Cannon.

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[Caliboy]

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Damn he needs that jiggly ass tapped

 

[RobBK90]

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i always loved this clip of him

 

[Random1812]

 

[bling bling blong]

who got time for this. any time stamps we should watch?