7x6andchg: Keep 'em in a dark place away from heat and cold (a dresser drawer, for example)...and they'll last.
7x6&C
7x6&C
meathose10: Yeah , like DMW says , the XL's are definitely about girth - they're much wider so you don't get that strangled feeling. (Or it busts....) I always thought it was odd that the MagnumXL condoms aren't longer that the standard size. I guess you don't really need to roll it all the way to the base anyhow. What marketing executive made this decision, I wonder? I can picture a 'test group' standing around the conference table , LOL...
Curtis: Nowadays I just put condoms on the grocery list when I run low and let my wife buy the XL's when she does the grocery shopping. I have no idea what reactions she gets. I'd like to think the cashier is thinking "Lucky woman!" when she rings them up.
The grocery store is one place where I tend to dress for comfort and sometimes don't bother trying to hide my endowment. Once I bought a box of Magnum XL's while wearing lounge pants that left little to the imagination. The checker rang up the condoms, then looked at my crotch.
She didn't say a word, but her reaction of shock and amazement was priceless!
Curtis
The grocery store is one place where I tend to dress for comfort and sometimes don't bother trying to hide my endowment. Once I bought a box of Magnum XL's while wearing lounge pants that left little to the imagination. The checker rang up the condoms, then looked at my crotch.
She didn't say a word, but her reaction of shock and amazement was priceless!
Curtis
TragicWhiteKnight: Like Hapi, I'm still too mortified to buy condoms (and given my 'way' with women, I don't exactly need to...).
The only embarassing condom experience in my life was when a friend was razzing me about a pseudo-date, riffing on the potential for sex and then handing me a condom before escorting me out of the door (which I kept trying to return but, in comedy fashion, he kept returning it to me, like it was some prophylactic tell-tale heart). Since I was stuck with the condom, I decided to unwrap it and see if it had any chance of fitting. Turned out it was a small; so I kinda had the last laugh.
The only embarassing condom experience in my life was when a friend was razzing me about a pseudo-date, riffing on the potential for sex and then handing me a condom before escorting me out of the door (which I kept trying to return but, in comedy fashion, he kept returning it to me, like it was some prophylactic tell-tale heart). Since I was stuck with the condom, I decided to unwrap it and see if it had any chance of fitting. Turned out it was a small; so I kinda had the last laugh.
thatjigga: ...I had a similar story! I'm close to 8" (7.75") and 6" around and actually this kinda happened twice
First time was in high school, and I never really did sleep around much, but my friend always thought I was always going off tryin' to ho around...he kept giving one of his condoms...I kept giving it back...eventually I tried to put it on, but it was WAY too tight...
Second time was here at college and me and this girl was trying to "handle some business"
D) and I was like "well...damn I ain't got a condom", she was like "ask your roomate"..eventually I asked and when I put on the condom it was again too tight and I ended up not gettin' it the way I wanted it (it was actually so tight it was a turn off...x_o) ...but hot damnit, I didn't end the night with blue balls...and I'll leave it at that!
The funny thing tho' was that the same night, my roomate had a girl in his bed with him and ever since (the two girls were friends) the girl my roomate had has been trying to holla at me! LoL!
First time was in high school, and I never really did sleep around much, but my friend always thought I was always going off tryin' to ho around...he kept giving one of his condoms...I kept giving it back...eventually I tried to put it on, but it was WAY too tight...
Second time was here at college and me and this girl was trying to "handle some business"
D) and I was like "well...damn I ain't got a condom", she was like "ask your roomate"..eventually I asked and when I put on the condom it was again too tight and I ended up not gettin' it the way I wanted it (it was actually so tight it was a turn off...x_o) ...but hot damnit, I didn't end the night with blue balls...and I'll leave it at that!The funny thing tho' was that the same night, my roomate had a girl in his bed with him and ever since (the two girls were friends) the girl my roomate had has been trying to holla at me! LoL!
