Corrupt A Wish

[Silmende]

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You're the evil genie from the bottle, and your bottle has been rubbed. You need to grand the wish of the poster, but of course there's an added twist.
For instance, the poster wished for a new ferrari, and he now gets a scale model.

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I wish for longer weekends.

 

[Tbubs]

Granted....but they are only 2.5 days long and they come once a month!

I wish for a giant Oreo to eat

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, a GIANT OREO falls over and crushes you.

I wish I was a billionaire

 

[Tbubs]

Granted but it’s all paper wealth and you have no money to spend

I wish I want in lockdown away from tbubs

 

[Silmende]

Away from @tbubs??? Wish granted, but only 1 cm.

I wish I was more motivated.

 

[1277255]

Granted, you are perpetually motivated to achieve your goals in life, but you lack the physical ability to do so.

I wish that I could take a safe and long vacation.

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, It will be for 18 months in a padded room at your local mental institution.

I wish to be on that island alone.

 

[Silmende]

Granted, you find yourself now on Alone Island, together with thousands of others who wished the same.

I wish I was less interested in people.

 

[Tbubs]

Granted but now you are infatuated with the mating rituals of dung beetles

I wish I was in bed with tbubs

 

[Silmende]

Granted but now she's working from in bed and neither of you can get out.

I wish I had off switches on my heart.

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, but the switches aren't a part of any circuit

I wish. I had a magic door to anywhere, I wanted to go

 

[Tbubs]

Granted but it is only big enough for your little finger to fit through

I wish I could snap my fingers and the dishes cleaned themselves

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Granted, but it turns out they're paper plates.

I wish my cat would stop jumping up on the curtains at night.

 

[Tbubs]

Granted but now he jumps on the chalkboard on the wall and slides down, nails out

I wish I had a milkshake right now

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, You have to travel to, and enter the Bio Lab at Wahan with no PPE

I wish that I regain my youth of when I was 27 years old

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you got your youth back for only a second.

I wish to live in a beautiful mansion
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[TimesUp]

Wish Granted, You will have restricted access, laundry room only.

I wish, I could have unlimited first class travel.

 

[Silmende]

Granted. You are allowed first class from Couch to Kitchen.

I wish I could repair something that seems lost.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you tried to repair something lost but you could never find it. ahah


I wish I was sexy supermodel

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you are now pussy in boots and are cute on top.

I wish for less noise.