Corrupt A Wish

[Tbubs]

Granted but now you have more smell

I wish we were on a sunny beach naked

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you're now on hot sand sizzling like bacon. Extra crispy

I wish I was a famous movie star

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, Congratz you are now a famous low level movie star of Bollywood

I wish, I never have to wash a car ever again

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, no worries any car you have to wash will now turn into a cat, it cleans itself. Ahah

I wish I owned a dragon ​

 

[Silmende]

Whish granted. Whoosh! You now don't have a place to live anymore.

I wish for nothing.

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, This also applies to your finances and worldly goods, welcome to your new cardboard box.

I wish for all my itches to be scratched

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, your itches may have been scratched, but now you just got a bad case of ringworms.

I wish to be the most respected person ever​

 

[Tbubs]

Granted but you are respected for the massive size of your vowel movements

we wish to be together naked in a room with a supply of Oreos

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you're both in a hot room, naked, and are standing on little stones. If you want your supply of Oreos, you must hop on one stone to another just to reach it. However, the floor is actual lava. If you want your Oreos, you better get there before you melt. Have fun.

I wish I was the sexiest person you'll ever meet.

 

[Silmende]

Granted, the meeting is however in another world.

I wish the earth was smaller.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, the earth exploded into small pieces.

I wish I was a time traveler​

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you travel in time to the stone age, then your time machine gets broken and you're stuck.

I wish I could read minds and talk about something that still bothers me.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, before you could read or do anything, you get whisked away by secret government officials for experimentation and that was the last we've seen or heard from you.

I wish for world peace​

 

[hunGreek]

wish granted, for one entire second. in the entire planet, there was world peace, not a single bullet was fired, not a single knife stabbed, not a single mine exploded.

i wish can make anyone i want fall in love with me.

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, Ms Anyone will fall in love with you, until she meets Someone.

I wish I could sleep early today.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you tripped and was knocked out by falling face first on the floor.

I wish to live on a floating island

 

[hunGreek]

wish granted, you are instantly transported to the north pole, earths largest floating ice mass.

I wish i knew how to solve any problem

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, but you're locked up in a cave and cannot tell anyone about it now.

I wish I was more sexy.

 

[hunGreek]

wish granted, you are so sexy, that everyone treats you just as a sexual object without a brain, just a sexy bimbo and nobody will ever take you seriously.

i wish i could read minds

PS: is it just me, or is it more easy/fun to tear down the wishes than to think of a new one?

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, your head explodes from reading toooooo many minds all at once.

I wish I can make anyone do whatever I want​