Cum Gallery

[Andre4w]

Check this out, cummin on a movie case, think of all the pple at blockbuster that are gonna rent that copy of Fight Club i no thats kinda dirty but i love it:biggrin1:

 

[hypolimnas]

Oh n-o-o-o-o-o!

It's a foot-cial!

Great shot, reminds me of a time I was in a shop once waiting to pay for some stuff, and I looked down to see half dried cum on my shorts, the hairs down my leg and tennis shoes. The amount of cum on my hand made me think I had wiped it all up! No more quick jack off sessions when I need to get stuff done. Well that isn't true but I'm more careful with cleaning up.:wink:

 

[Duke610]

Great shot, reminds me of a time I was in a shop once waiting to pay for some stuff, and I looked down to see half dried cum on my shorts, the hairs down my leg and tennis shoes. The amount of cum on my hand made me think I had wiped it all up! No more quick jack off sessions when I need to get stuff done. Well that isn't true but I'm more careful with cleaning up.:wink:

lol I've actually got a vid clip of that one but it's really too big to post on the site. And we won't talk about the time I rode all the way home from downtown with a small but very obvious gob of my cum in my hair. How on EARTH did that get there? Can't imagine.

 

[Matthew]

And we won't talk about the time I rode all the way home from downtown with a small but very obvious gob of my cum in my hair. How on EARTH did that get there? Can't imagine.

Let me guess - you were coming home from seeing There's Something About Mary?

 

[midnight]

Someone´s been reading Portnoy`s Complaint......

 

[hypolimnas]

lol I've actually got a vid clip of that one but it's really too big to post on the site. And we won't talk about the time I rode all the way home from downtown with a small but very obvious gob of my cum in my hair. How on EARTH did that get there? Can't imagine.

And let's not mention the former friend who had a problem moving the base of his bed away from the wall when he was moving house. It was glued to the wallpaper with all the spunk he would shoot over his head and on to the wall! Once the bed was removed the wallpaper was seriously damaged!

Cute story Duke, thanks! I love that moment of split second embarassment/realisation and seeing the stupid/comic funny side that adds something special to after dinner conversation:tongue: .