Where did you see this? I use to watch him on Comedy Central until I got sick and tired of nothing but "bleeps." All those advertised "uncensored" teasers of this show were crap, an hour full of bleeps. Too distracting for comedy.
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Where did you see this? I use to watch him on Comedy Central until I got sick and tired of nothing but "bleeps." All those advertised "uncensored" teasers of this show were crap, an hour full of bleeps. Too distracting for comedy.
He's cute but he's a comedian so he was probably trying to get a laugh. If every funny guy who said he had a "big fat cock" actually had one the world would be a much better place. The fact of the matter is the ones who don't brag about it tend to be bigger. It's like a twisted Napoleon Complex... Little guy, with a big mouth, who talks loud, and says nothing.
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Maybe he is bi. It is like Ryan Seacrest's recent VPL photos...only Dane Cook is saying that he has a big fat cock. Or maybe it is Ryan's way of saying to Dane Cook..."Call me.":tongue:
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We're talking about Dane Cook, not Tom Cruise. :biggrin1:
:sorry: I had to say it :redface:
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Dane Cook's bj story from a guy was his gay roommate that he started calling "S's" for his lisp.
YouTube - Danes gay roommate
YouTube - Danes gay roommate
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Dane recently built up his body...He's looking really good.
Nice to think of a big fat cock attached to that bod!
But who knows....
Nice to think of a big fat cock attached to that bod!
But who knows....
Hmm, I've seen it on Comedy Central at least three times without words like "cock" being censored. All times were after 10 PM, my time, though. In fact, I've seen episodes of South Park around that same time where they've not censored words like "shit". I even recall sometime last week hearing "fuck" during an episode of South Park which aired at 11 PM.
As for Dane Cook and his "big, fat cock", I'd like to believe he does have one. He also said he has big balls, which I'd also fully like to believe.:biggrin:
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You gotta watch the "Secret Stash" version of the comedy shows. They usually air around 11:30p or 12:00a and they're fully unedited.
Someone mentioned earlier about guys who say they're hung usually aren't, but also guys who are comedians will usually use penis size as an instant punchline. So wether they say it's huge or miniscule, they're probably only doing so to get laughs and it has no correlation to the actual size of their cock.
However, many guys who are hung try to downplay their size to dissuade unwanted attention.
I'm just sayin'.
Someone mentioned earlier about guys who say they're hung usually aren't, but also guys who are comedians will usually use penis size as an instant punchline. So wether they say it's huge or miniscule, they're probably only doing so to get laughs and it has no correlation to the actual size of their cock.
However, many guys who are hung try to downplay their size to dissuade unwanted attention.
I'm just sayin'.
Hmm, I've seen it on Comedy Central at least three times without words like "cock" being censored. All times were after 10 PM, my time, though. In fact, I've seen episodes of South Park around that same time where they've not censored words like "shit". I even recall sometime last week hearing "fuck" during an episode of South Park which aired at 11 PM.
As for Dane Cook and his "big, fat cock", I'd like to believe he does have one. He also said he has big balls, which I'd also fully like to believe.:biggrin:
mmmm, I am thinking because we are on Standard time and our 10 PM is the same as CA and their prime time does not end until 11 that I will have to start recording after 11.
THX
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Thanks for the great replies, gentlemen.
For 15shooter, you're right. The TV shows that I watched were censored with bleeps, but at the end of the show they said that the DVD of the shows could be purchased, and it was uncensored.
I just figured he said either "cock" or "dick" because I did hear him say "...my big, fat "-bleep-, so I figured the last word was either cock or dick.
If he had said penis, that surely would not have been bleeped.
At any rate, maybe the later TV airings of the programs are not censored, as many here have pointed out.
Thanks all for your responses.
For 15shooter, you're right. The TV shows that I watched were censored with bleeps, but at the end of the show they said that the DVD of the shows could be purchased, and it was uncensored.
I just figured he said either "cock" or "dick" because I did hear him say "...my big, fat "-bleep-, so I figured the last word was either cock or dick.
If he had said penis, that surely would not have been bleeped.
At any rate, maybe the later TV airings of the programs are not censored, as many here have pointed out.
Thanks all for your responses.
arktrucker
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I'm probably in the minority here but, I like Dane Cook. Last year when he was doing the bus tour with the other comics, there was a short time they did interviewing him and of course there was a completely different persona.
I've also read on here that hes uncut.
I've also read on here that hes uncut.
I just posted a blog about Dane Cook's nude scenes in Good Luck, Chuck:
Dane Cook Nude in Good Luck Chuck | MaleCelebScandals
Dane Cook Nude in Good Luck Chuck | MaleCelebScandals
shirtandtieguy
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I still find myself going back to this video for a good nut. I always imagine it being Dane Cook. It sounds just like him. No matter what he told Dr. Drew about being uncut. I have to believe this is him. Probably why the face isn't shown.
