Dick out in public?

I have answered the door naked to scare off religious canvassers. It is very effective.

One time, the young female Jehovah's Witness (JW) had an upset look on her face as if to say, "Oh no, here in another home, where the man comes to the door naked".

Ever since that day the JW's have left our street in peace.
 
I have answered the door naked to scare off religious canvassers. It is very effective.

One time, the young female Jehovah's Witness (JW) had an upset look on her face as if to say, "Oh no, here in another home, where the man comes to the door naked".

Ever since that day the JW's have left our street in peace.
That’s very clever
 
I often just wear boxers around the house and have the kind with a button on the fly. I never button it. FedEx rang the doorbell once and I jumped up to get it...not realizing till afterward my dick was partly hanging out. LOL. I'm not hung so it wasn't fully schlopped out...but the fly was open enough that my head was showing for sure!
 
Remember, none of these groups respects our privacy. They arrogantly feel that their "missionary work" trumps all. Surprise... it does not.
True, and you have every right being naked in your own home. I’ve never been bold enough to do something like that but I now probably will in the future. Trigger warning: bad joke ahead—There’s only one missionary I’ll support and that’s the position.
 
True, and you have every right being naked in your own home. I’ve never been bold enough to do something like that but I now probably will in the future. Trigger warning: bad joke ahead—There’s only one missionary I’ll support and that’s the position.

Good for you! Don't settle for crap from those, who intrude upon your hard-earned and well-deserved privacy.