Do women look penis (crotch men) on the street?

[AlteredEgo]

In who's hands?
The standard measure, for measuring a horse? (4 inches per hand...)

Yes, and you're ruining the joke.

 

[deleted924715]

This thread still makes me laugh when I see the title. It's like someone really conservative has come up with a coy phrase for dick, "crotch man"

 

[Anaconda71]

Yes, and you're ruining the joke.

My bad, I didn't read far back ennnnnneeiugh back in the thread....

 

[someperson]

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plus everyone make basketball hall of fame....its a bullshit hall

it's like everyone getting a trophy for trying

 

[AlteredEgo]

My bad, I didn't read far back ennnnnneeiugh back in the thread....

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[Anaconda71]

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Newer feature... Goddamn.. eating crow tastes almost as bad as having both (looking for strike, not undestrike) all 3 feet in the mouth a once

 

[1234665]

I was at a public pool not long ago wearing tight boxer brief style swimwear. I kept getting out, walking to a slide, going down it and repeating.
Anyway, I knew I was on display so as I would get out I would turn toward this hot af MILF. After two gos, she actually went and sat on the step I'd climb out of out to get a better view. Needless to say the view got better for her each time as I got more excited.

 

[MickeyLee]

Since ya admirer was identified as a MILF, and this was a public pool, I assume children were close by.... Stay classy, pony boy.

 

[1234665]

I kept it classy don't worry about that champ.
My wife would have noticed had I not.

 

[MickeyLee]

Your wife... were your 2.2 kiddos also enjoying the pool as well?

 

[blknudist]

I find women in different countries crotch watch more .. I freeball and when i travel i can def see women there looking obviously at my crotch .. I was in Mexico city last month and was surprised how obvious the ladies & men were at looking and when i was in china i also go lots of female crotch watchers

 

[Enid]

I kept it classy don't worry about that champ.
My wife would have noticed had I not.

did you keep it hidden from your wife because she would have admonished you? or was she okay with you trying to expose yourself to some random lady you call a MILF?

(which btw is an offensive term. nobody cares what your peen thinks about a lady.)

*cranky mood*

 

[MickeyLee]

I find women in different countries crotch watch more .. I freeball and when i travel i can def see women there looking obviously at my crotch .. I was in Mexico city last month and was surprised how obvious the ladies & men were at looking and when i was in china i also go lots of female crotch watchers

Did it occur to you that the looks were more of "how rude, he's purposefully exposing himself' variety, rather than "damn, I want that dick" variety?

 

[918177]

Did it occur to you that the looks were more of "how rude, he's purposefully exposing himself' variety, rather than "damn, I want that dick" variety?

And hence why Americans have a really bad reputation for appalling behaviour overseas.

The statement "fucking American pig!" is oft voiced in my circles when referring to men like him.

 

[LaFemme]

I don’t know how exposing your bulge at a water park can be considered “classy”. Or freeballing. If I see that and keep glancing at it, it’s because I find it disturbing, in the “I can’t believe that guy is so stupid not wearing underwear! Does he know we can all see his dick?!”

Or at least, I would before being a member here. Now I am realizing that a large number of guys think it’s hot to subject us to the horror of their stupid weiners ON PURPOSE because they think we are admiring them. Not looking again and again because we can’t believe the idiocy of a man who can’t dress himself properly.

Some men want to sexualize our glances because of their needs, not because of anything we might actually be thinking. Maybe that “MILF” (offensive adolescent term) actually positioned herself to protect her children from a man who was potentially exposing himself to children. She was keeping an eye on a maybe predator, watching for the moment his dick slipped out so she could call security. Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

 

[MisterB]

I don’t know how exposing your bulge at a water park can be considered “classy”. Or freeballing. If I see that and keep glancing at it, it’s because I find it disturbing, in the “I can’t believe that guy is so stupid not wearing underwear! Does he know we can all see his dick?!”

Or at least, I would before being a member here. Now I am realizing that a large number of guys think it’s hot to subject us to the horror of their stupid weiners ON PURPOSE because they think we are admiring them. Not looking again and again because we can’t believe the idiocy of a man who can’t dress himself properly.

Some men want to sexualize our glances because of their needs, not because of anything we might actually be thinking. Maybe that “MILF” (offensive adolescent term) actually positioned herself to protect her children from a man who was potentially exposing himself to children. She was keeping an eye on a maybe predator, watching for the moment his dick slipped out so she could call security. Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

I've said it time and time again, but damn, why/how the hell do I, a card-carrying professional homosexual, get this? Why do some guys just not believe what WOMEN are saying? Over and over. Again and again. This shit ain't rocket science. Sheesh.

This portion of @LaFemme's post especially bears repeating...she should post this in every damn thread around this place that is littered with these type of misogynist postings:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

And again:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

I was at a public pool not long ago wearing tight boxer brief style swimwear. I kept getting out, walking to a slide, going down it and repeating.
Anyway, I knew I was on display so as I would get out I would turn toward this hot af MILF. After two gos, she actually went and sat on the step I'd climb out of out to get a better view. Needless to say the view got better for her each time as I got more excited.

You must be so proud. Woohoo, way to go. You da man. NOT! C'mon man, grow the fuck up. Time and place dude. Time and place. A water park is neither. Why you ask?

Because first, children are present. Second, a water park is not some type of sexual theme park. C'mon man, a water park is NOT the time nor place to show off your family jewels. I don't care how fabulous you think they are/how proud you are. Cuz what you describe is nothing less than a perverted act. You are lucky the police were not called. Or that you didn't get your lights punched out by a parent for being a pervert. But hey, you must be so proud. Sheesh.

 

[LaFemme]

I've said it time and time again, but damn, why/how the hell do I, a card-carrying professional homosexual, get this? Why do some guys just not believe what WOMEN are saying? Over and over. Again and again. This shit ain't rocket science. Sheesh.

This portion of @LaFemme's post especially bears repeating...she should post this in every damn thread around this place that is littered with these type of misogynist postings:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

And again:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.



You must be so proud. Woohoo, way to go. You da man. NOT! C'mon man, grow the fuck up. Time and place dude. Time and place. A water park is neither. Why you ask?

Because first, children are present. Second, a water park is not some type of sexual theme park. C'mon man, a water park is NOT the time nor place to show off your family jewels. I don't care how fabulous you think they are/how proud you are. Cuz what you describe is nothing less than a perverted act. You are lucky the police were not called. Or that you didn't get your lights punched out by a parent for being a pervert. But hey, you must be so proud. Sheesh.

Thanks B! That means a lot.

 

[918177]

I've said it time and time again, but damn, why/how the hell do I, a card-carrying professional homosexual, get this? Why do some guys just not believe what WOMEN are saying? Over and over. Again and again. This shit ain't rocket science. Sheesh.

This portion of @LaFemme's post especially bears repeating...she should post this in every damn thread around this place that is littered with these type of misogynist postings:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.

And again:

Men have no idea what a woman is thinking. No idea at all. It’s all seen through that wishful sexual lens.

Quit sexualizing every time a woman looks at you. Sometimes your crotch just happens to be at eye level. Sometimes it’s annoying. Rarely is it interesting in the way some men might think.



You must be so proud. Woohoo, way to go. You da man. NOT! C'mon man, grow the fuck up. Time and place dude. Time and place. A water park is neither. Why you ask?

Because first, children are present. Second, a water park is not some type of sexual theme park. C'mon man, a water park is NOT the time nor place to show off your family jewels. I don't care how fabulous you think they are/how proud you are. Cuz what you describe is nothing less than a perverted act. You are lucky the police were not called. Or that you didn't get your lights punched out by a parent for being a pervert. But hey, you must be so proud. Sheesh.

 

[918177]

 

[blknudist]

Did it occur to you that the looks were more of "how rude, he's purposefully exposing himself' variety, rather than "damn, I want that dick" variety?

i wasnt naked and no part of me was exposed ..