Do you check the size of dick without measuring it to know if your ex had a bigger or smaller one?

Question for women :)
Do you check the size of dick without measuring it to know if your ex had a bigger or smaller one?
If so how? Do you check the length by comparing it with your hand? Do you check the girth by putting your fingers around it? Do you have any other methods?
Do you do that always with new man? Do you admit it or do you do it secretly?
My partner told me the following.....

"I'm supposed to keep track of penis sizes? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."

lol...I'm not kidding.
 
My partner told me the following.....

"I'm supposed to keep track of penis sizes? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."

lol...I'm not kidding.
I wish she hadn't said that and you hadn't posted it. Now this thread is going to get an avalanche of posts from dudes saying things like, "Well, my partner had my giant cock for breakfast today," or "I start f*ucking my partner after dinner and continue past breakfast, so she never has to remember what she had for breakfast," or "My partner ate my 12" for breakfast and choked on it." So thanks for opening the door to a whole new way for guys here to fantasy-boast about their cocks.