Do you check the size of dick without measuring it to know if your ex had a bigger or smaller one?

[elklindoxxx]

Question for women
Do you check the size of dick without measuring it to know if your ex had a bigger or smaller one?
If so how? Do you check the length by comparing it with your hand? Do you check the girth by putting your fingers around it? Do you have any other methods?
Do you do that always with new man? Do you admit it or do you do it secretly?

My partner told me the following.....

"I'm supposed to keep track of penis sizes? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."

lol...I'm not kidding.

 

[FrankieGuile]

My partner told me the following.....

"I'm supposed to keep track of penis sizes? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."

lol...I'm not kidding.

I wish she hadn't said that and you hadn't posted it. Now this thread is going to get an avalanche of posts from dudes saying things like, "Well, my partner had my giant cock for breakfast today," or "I start f*ucking my partner after dinner and continue past breakfast, so she never has to remember what she had for breakfast," or "My partner ate my 12" for breakfast and choked on it." So thanks for opening the door to a whole new way for guys here to fantasy-boast about their cocks.

 

[phonehome]

My ex-wife was a very actively practicing conservative Muslim. I thought she would be 100% naive. When we got ready to do the deed as soon as my clothes came off. She said Is that all of it? I was shocked. I said I'm a grower. I am 5.5 x5. As soon as she sucked the head, she laughed that It is so big it's not going in.
When I got between her legs believe me I could not touch her walls and she is just 5ft 99lbs.

As bedroom life went on, she used to say "I can't feel you, whereas with my ex; all I felt was pain".

She subconsciously kept measuring me with her ex-husband. Go figure.

As the saying goes

Tall women tight hole

Short women all hole

 

[lapdog2001]

Maybe with one of these
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@EllieP This is LPSG, what about those of us who who exceed that scale?

 

[EllieP]

@EllieP This is LPSG, what about those of us who who exceed that scale?

Good point! I'll have millimeters tattooed on my little finger.