does anyone else get off on bragging about their sexual conquests?

[Rooker]

So today I had an omelet for breakfast, followed by a 45 minute walk. The omelet had cheese in it, 6 eggs.

Protein shake for a snack, 100 grams of protein by lunch. Then I had a salad. Spinach, kale, apple slices, and an avocado oil vinaigrette.

Homemade protein bar for afternoon snack, and another milk and protein powder drink.

Wait until I tell you about my bench workout.

 

[FrankieGuile]

So today I had an omelet for breakfast, followed by a 45 minute walk. The omelet had cheese in it, 6 eggs.

Protein shake for a snack, 100 grams of protein by lunch. Then I had a salad. Spinach, kale, apple slices, and an avocado oil vinaigrette.

Homemade protein bar for afternoon snack, and another milk and protein powder drink.

Wait until I tell you about my bench workout.

Relating your "bench workout?" Fine. But spare us the details of your bathroom break after all that food.

 

[kahlua123]

RE the title of the thread: Yeah, that's like half the reason I'm here. Willing audience, and it helps me kind of keep the good memories alive.